US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nah, I think Kamala was the original choice, she got fucking bodied by Tulsi. So they have her drop out early and lay low, then push Biden through hoping to make her the VP so that she can take over when Biden obviously can't handle the duties of the Presidancy.

She seemed like the chosen pick by the DNC really early on. This may have been a really long plan coming to fruition. IT's just it also happens to be stupid as fuck after everything that has happened this summer.

Not a chance, if Kamala were the DNC choice early on Biden wouldn't have run in the first place.

 

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https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1062714105931460608
https://archive.vn/f2c47

There's actually more to the second tweet.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1293287420188860416.html
https://archive.vn/wip/777Ry

And a linked story

https://archive.vn/25037

Archive from 3y ago

Now that Biden has a cop VP is BLM going to suddenly lose all the funding or are they just going to try memory-holing it?

BLM is a complex situation. They're a Marxist Insurrectionist group using race as a wedge issue to break America open with. They're tied to the DNC but as the DNC is starting to realize, they don't actually have control over that particular golem.

Given that they all but vanished during the past few months in say, Portland, though, I suspect they'll play ball. Antifa might not.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Even James Buchanan who was never married became the legal guardian of his young nephew.

Holy executive ephebophilia, Batman!

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Nah, I think Kamala was the original choice, she got fucking bodied by Tulsi. So they have her drop out early and lay low, then push Biden through hoping to make her the VP so that she can take over when Biden obviously can't handle the duties of the Presidancy.

She seemed like the chosen pick by the DNC really early on. This may have been a really long plan coming to fruition. IT's just it also happens to be stupid as fuck after everything that has happened this summer.

Sundance at Conservative Treehouse figured Kamala for the president pick when California bitched and got their primary date moved up a couple years back. Figured the only real reason they'd do that is to make the difference for a Californian. Just turns out she has no charisma and is a shitty pick who wasn't gaining much traction. Then Tulsi kamakazied her campaign. Wonder who she blew to get locked in like this?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Pokéfags coping.

 

[PepsiVanilla]

A real "fight to the Finnish"

 

[Jub-Jub]

The phone is also upside down.

 

[Parthenos]

Now that Biden has a cop VP is BLM going to suddenly lose all the funding or are they just going to try memory-holing it?

The usual suspects are already hard at work discrediting antifa as white nationalists, anything's possible. Now whether it'll take is a different story...

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Isn't Shaun King white though? I thought both his parents were white, or maybe his mom got deep dicked by Tyrone behind his "fathers" back idk

I'm pretty sure he actually made that claim while trying to certify his melanation which his mother vehemently denied. I mean to be fair she probably would've either way but it still doesn't change the fact that he wants to be black so much he wishes the man who raised him was cucked by the BBC.

 

[DeadFish]

The only reason she was chosen was A) she's Black, B) she has a D next to her name. Nothing else was taken under consideration.

Didnt someone here also say Harris was for the same policies that caused the 2008 recession? Guess it was short term greed too...

 

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Here's the Kabuki theater I actually half expect

1. 2-3 months of Antifa/BLM riots
2. Kamala is selected as VP
3. Suddenly the local politicians and police start cracking down hard on Antifa who riot
4. "Kamala is the law and order candidate!"
5. "Impotent tRump let the country get destroyed for politics! Only whoever/Harris can save us!"

 

[Buttigieg2020]

some insight from repost by a turbo woke white friend of mine

Everyone is thinking the same thing for opposite reasons lmao

 

[The Pink Panther]

I must inform you guys that CNN is actively memory holing Kamala getting BTFO'd by Tulsi, because it makes her look bad.

When Anderson Cooper was asking one of their political "experts" why Kamala fell off the map, he said that the first debate she was doing fine, but then the second debate she got BTFO'd by Biden and (his words, not mine) "somebody else, I don't remember, maybe it was Klobuchar?" Lmao. The interviewee jumped around answering the question as well and didn't mention Tulsi.

I'm telling you: the news media are not reporters of information, they are gatekeepers.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1062714105931460608
https://archive.vn/f2c47

There's actually more to the second tweet.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1293287420188860416.html
https://archive.vn/wip/777Ry

He made that “not supporting Kamala Harris” tweet back in 2018, yet he realized that Harris had “changed” in 2011, and recognized this just yesterday?

Either Shaun King hasn’t been paying attention, or he’s retroactively trying to justify the tweet he made in 2018.

Also, he's basically saying "she's 'fighting' for social justice; I know she fucked over a lot of people to get to the position she's it, but she's a Black woman from an HBCU and she has my vote!"

Fucking insanity.

 

[TowinKarz]

...I don't think Al Gore's or John Kerry's problem was being delusional or out of touch (although they actually kind of are) while running for office. The real problem they had were being utterly un-charismatic just like George H. W. Bush, Bob Dole, and certainly John McCain.

Dem candidates who lose have a habit of being set back by out-of-touchiness and wooden debate performances before sinking themselves through That One (tm) gaffe,

For Proof, consider what sank that list of contenders and a few others:

-Walter "Oops, my VP is actually nuts" Mondale
-Michael "Tank Guy" Dukakis
- Al "I invented the internet" Gore
- Howard Dean's Scream Herd Round the World and Through Time (You're hearing it right NOW aren't you? YEAH!)
- Hillary "Pokemon Go" and/or "Learn to Code, Coal Miners, or starve, I don't really care." Clinton


While Rep losers tend to have the disposition of your sour old Grandpa sitting on a cactus to start with, they always make it worse with inflexible and out-of-touch morality, still thinking this new rock and roll and video games are a threat to the nation's youth, and being too slow to realize the "Jesus trap" that's being actively laid by the media until it gets sprung that one time they go wayyyyy out there for Bible Belt votes, saying "yes, they've considered ending abortion" (in Minecraft) and be painted as a religious whackdoo forever more.


Plus Bob Dole, reacting to claims he was old, feeble and washed up, decided to take the stage at a rally in California, and promptly fell off it like he was joining the mosh pit when he reached too far for a handshake.... I knew he was toast right there.

And we were supposed to vote for McCain on nothing other than his "War Hero" status, I guess, I still can't remember what his platform was other than "I fought the commies, I'll fight for you!" and then he turned full Quisling because he loved it when the Democrats said "We like you, keep monkeywrenching your own side and some day we may even let you hold the wheel while Daddy drives the car!" and did anything and everything to ensure he was considered the rightful Leader-in-Exile of American conservatism....


... By Democrats, not actual Conservatives.

When you're the Dems most-favored Republican, you've fucking FAILED.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

okay, let's think about this guys.

What if this is all just a ploy, to stay in this circle of victimization? Maybe the Dems actually want to lose to reeee about Trump for another 4 years, because "Blacks and trannies literally get killed on the street and it makes me shake." It's the strategy like Antifa and BLM use, a permanent state of victimhood, so they can get their progressive agenda out, because winners can't be victims.

At least one, if not more SCOTUS seats will open up soon (one maybe before the election); plus all the legal blowback for the Flynn + Obamagate shit and other deepstate fuckery.
Dems are going to fight tooth and nail for the presidency.

They just might not be doing so wisely.

 

[SmugAutist]

What is the appeal of having Kamala? She is from California and they already have California in the bag. They needed to pick someone from Pennsylvania or Florida or fucking Ohio, not California. Is she really the only black woman they could find that wasn't a catastrophic liability like Stacey Abrams or Ilhan Omar?

 

[Nobunaga]

So how long until the 2 get involved in a tragic accident and Her fuhrer gets /in/?

 

[Ruin]

What is the appeal of having Kamala? She is from California and they already have California in the bag. They needed to pick someone from Pennsylvania or Florida or fucking Ohio, not California. Is she really the only black woman they could find that wasn't a catastrophic liability like Stacey Abrams or Ilhan Omar?

There honestly aren't a lot of female black politicians that aren't embarrassing affirmative actions hacks, or openly anti Semitic.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I suck, I fixed it, pity me the broken leftist.

I slammed that article down because I wanted to get it in before it got memory holed, then I wanted to catch up on the thread.

Is it just me or does Kamala Harris carry herself as if she's in a perpetual state of mid-drunk?

She walks like she just got deep dicked.

Also, she's not Christian and that's going to freak people out.

And she spent her teen years in Montreal.

The most Oakland thing about her is that her dad went out for smokes and never came back.