🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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tbf, other than cheapness, I don't know why people drink themselves to the gutters; it's literally the worst buzz you can have, specially with cheap booze. If you are a grown up and not in a social situation, there's no excuse to get intoxicated.
Burd Turglar said:
It's quite depressing how trash most americans are when it comes to fine whiskey and bourbon. I'll bet you 20 bucks he keeps filling that makers bottle with shit blended whiskey like a highschool girl or a homeless person that had a bad day busking.
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From the comment chain in that Dame Tweet:
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idk Ralph, we've been laughing at a lot of funny stuff and you've gotten really mad about it
 
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Guntkvd said:
Dare i say Maddox's redemption is possible?
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It'll never happen, but I want it purely because Maddox was one of people on the internet that indirectly got me get thicker skin for internet edgelording. That and listening to GameFAQs awful takes on Golden Sun and Tales of Symphonia
 
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BojohNojoh said:
Since it hasn't been mentioned yet I remember a few months back when I still watched the killstream, Ralph had a caller on who offered him a free bidet. So Dick's probably telling the truth.
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Correct, either "Based Alaska" (who also sent him salmon) or "Dark Butters" - the guy who invited himself to Dick's Mansion for the livestreams - I forget which of the two, but it was definitely one of them.
 
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It helps to drink better stuff if you are not a degenerate drinking a whole bottle of scotch or a good sherry a night, just a drink to end the night.
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Maker's is a reasonable mid shelf that doesn't taste like it's disinfecting you. The fact that it was Maker's every night shouldn't have set off an alarm (people usually eat tougher cuts of beef than anything off of a wagyu cow day to day), it was the fact that he was getting only mildly shitfaced from a bottle of anything a night
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From the comment chain in that Dame Tweet:
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idk Ralph, we've been laughing at a lot of funny stuff and you've gotten really mad about it
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I guess we're officially at the pillstream stage where so many people are making fun of you that you have to be like "haha yeah i can totally laugh at my own fuckups you guys haha" which means he has seen daddy Jim's tweets about this.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
Can you feel it, fellow retards? That energy in the air. Like we're on the cusp of the most massive flameout in Internet History.
Post your predictions on what happens. Remember, no possibility is too crazy -- this is 2020, and we are dealing with Ralph.
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Video comes out of Ralph paying a hooker to shit on his face.
 
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