🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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The Jokester said:
I just realised that Ralph wasn't wearing a condom
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You honestly think between the black market xannies, grain alcohol, pot and literal trash diet that the gunt has a single viable sperm cell? Ten leafbux says he's shooting blanks and has been since the boulder stream.
 
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some Sketchy dude said:
And 1710 to 1878 : just < 24 hours
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I don't know what'll be the Gunt's next undertaking, perhaps we'll be live-reacting to his court hearing over revenge porn or something, but I expect the acceleration to continue and this time next week this thread will be going as fast as an /sp/ thread during the 4chan Summer Cup.
 
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I am looking forward to statements from Bibble and Flamenco, even if just to say "Nah, I'm not on the Killstream anymore guys. I stream here now <insert link>"

We already know Rand will chime in with "who among us hasn't done something they might later have reservations about when they were drunk? if Ralph was black, nobody would even bat an eyelid at the goings on. The fact that this I even have to point this out this proves the influence of the big nose tribe in western society"
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
Has anyone added the Gunt to this Clip
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No.

Do NOT play this clip.

When I used to manage the computer sales department of a store in a major electronics chain in Canada mid-1990s the motherfucking Home Audio/Video department used to fucking play this clip back to back along with the opening segment with the velociraptor in the cage flipping it's shit while old Britcuck screamed SHOOT HER!! SHOOOOT HER!!!! in order to sell how badass their home theatre equipment (in the days of CDs and VCRs) was, drowning out every other fucking department. For days. Then weeks. Then FUCKING MONTHS ON END!!!!

Staff meetings did no good. so for revenge I had to custom order, (lying that I had a customer for it) an insanely powerful boombox audio speaker and card module that hooked up to the average 486-based PC with a CD-ROM drive that I immediately set up as a display demo and would pound out either Eurodance techno tunes (unh-TISS-unhTISS-unh-TISS) or foul gangsta rap with it to drown out those FUCKING ANNOYING segments of Jurassic Park!!!

So in conclusion,

fuck Teh Gunt.
 
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AnOminous said:
Looks like back in June. It's a little ambiguous because it also says "probation 3 years" later. But if the whole sentence is 3 years and he got out after 8 months, then was on probation for the suspended part of the sentence, and went to jail around that date, he would have come off probation at around 6/26/2020.

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Disposition Code:
Guilty		Disposition Date:
06/26/2017

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Sentence Time:
3 Year(s)		Sentence Suspended:
2 Year(s)4 Month(s)
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The hit and run would be a separate proceeding and wouldn't have tacked on any probation time, correct?
 
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