🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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It probably is getting to where Ralph needs his own section of the site. I don't think DSP, Tommy Tooter or even CWC have the kind of traffic and interest that the Gunt is pulling at the moment.

He doesn't have enough shit to talk about to sustain an entire subforum. This is like when people say "we should make a thread on Geekthulhu" or similar ancillary parties to drama.

Like I said earlier, if Greer doesn't have a subforum I don't get why Ralph would.
 
I am looking forward to statements from Bibble and Flamenco, even if just to say "Nah, I'm not on the Killstream anymore guys. I stream here now <insert link>"

We already know Rand will chime in with "who among us hasn't done something they might later have reservations about when they were drunk? if Ralph was black, nobody would even bat an eyelid at the goings on. The fact that this I even have to point this out this proves the influence of the big nose tribe in western society"
Rand is probably somewhat trepidatious to believe the video is real. It's probably a fed hoax starring two Jewish actors.
 
I am looking forward to statements from Bibble and Flamenco, even if just to say "Nah, I'm not on the Killstream anymore guys. I stream here now <insert link>"

We already know Rand will chime in with "who among us hasn't done something they might later have reservations about when they were drunk? if Ralph was black, nobody would even bat an eyelid at the goings on. The fact that this I even have to point this out this proves the influence of the big nose tribe in western society"
Flam is probably laughing his ass off, at least in private. It's clear he and the gunt hate each other. Bibble might try to do some 'daddying' with Ralph, have a stern talk about his behaviour getting out of hand. Or he might snake, I think it's 50/50.

As for Rand... I have to wonder if he is feeling a bit trepidatious about talking to a man who may at any moment insert his thumb up an anus...
 
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Less than 5 minutes!

 
Gunt sat with Faith in a trashy room,
Totally shitfaced and dosed up on the xannies,
Gunt flopped around underneath a zoomer,
Totally amused all the passing farmers.

It's Gunt, It's Gunt, It's Gunt!:gunt::gunt::gunt:
It's in my head!
It's Gunt, It's Gunt, It's Gunt!:gunt::gunt::gunt:
My sides are dead!

Gunt fingered that eighteen year old taint,
And then he sniffed it which is totally insane,
Small dick so sad it should be banned,
Gunt's career is deader than the fetus of a Rand.

It's Gunt, It's Gunt, It's Gunt! :gunt: :gunt: :gunt:
It's in my head!
It's Gunt, It's Gunt, It's Gunt! :gunt::gunt::gunt:
My sides are dead!

Gunt was limp and lonely and needed a shove,
Gunt smelt some shit and wobbled into love,
Gunt spent his load in between the sheets,
And now copes poorly with seething tweets.

It's Gunt, It's Gunt, It's Gunt! :gunt::gunt::gunt:
It's in my head!
It's Gunt, It's Gunt, It's Gunt! :gunt::gunt::gunt:
My sides are dead!

Is the farms out of Gunt's head?
I'd say no
Is the farms out of Gunt's head?
I'd say no
Is the farms out of Gunt's head?
I'd say no
Is the farms out of Gunt's head?
I'd say no
Is the farms out of Gunt's head?
 
No.

Do NOT play this clip.

When I used to manage the computer sales department of a store in a major electronics chain in Canada mid-1990s the motherfucking Home Audio/Video department used to fucking play this clip back to back along with the opening segment with the velociraptor in the cage flipping it's shit while old Britcuck screamed SHOOT HER!! SHOOOOT HER!!!! in order to sell how badass their home theatre equipment (in the days of CDs and VCRs) was, drowning out every other fucking department. For days. Then weeks. Then FUCKING MONTHS ON END!!!!

I literally don't give a fuck about your traumatic Best Buy experience.
 
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