🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Big Bad Wart]

The whole month has been wild

 

[Homo Demens]

I have been officially sated with corn, kiwis, kino, and nectar. The diet of the gods! I will never have to eat ever again! Praise the moon! Praise the harvest!

 

[MeltyTW]

3.5k btw

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF" -Ethan Ralph

do it ralph, end the killstream with a bazillion viewers

OBSESSED WITH MATT, def gonna kill himself now that matt and mc jarbo have shat on him

 

[FreeHugsCheap]

Brags about the MundaneMatt take down in REAL LIFE.

Holy Jesus.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I wonder what will be added onto the thread title after tonight

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

Bragging about your autistic internet feuds to your girlfriend lol

 

[ClipBitch]

No wonder he misses Nora so much. She's a poo in loo.

 

[TraumaTeam2020]

Jihadi Jarbo is living rent free in the mutant Gunt's 'brain'

 

[Joe Swanson]

Oh shit, Ralph fapped to Soph?

Allegedly

 

[GearProject20]

I guess the Killstream is finally an accurate name!

 

[Tor Lugosi]

"Hey, baby. I'm the one who took down the Boulder King. How soaked are you?"

 

[Psicopax]

Page 2000 tonight. Let's go, boys.

I honestly can believe we can do this

Spoiler: Me Whining

I hope not. 99% is just filler of people reacting to a livestream offsite that will be really uninteresting and out of context for anyone trying to catch up. Not trying to be "That guy" but i can't believe nobody has told you niggers to calm down a little.
We don't really need 2 pages of "Had no job, He had no job, can't believe he had no job, NEVER WORKED!, of course he's never had a job" etc.

 

[JongleJingle]

Obsessed with Null dong and poopoo

The absolute state of Ralph

 

[Love Machine]

I think I'd kill myself for real at this point if I were Ralph.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Suicidal confirmed

OK Ralph you can do it

 

[Getting tard comed]

I hope this is being archived. There really is no coming back from all of this. Poop fetish, paying your ex to talk to you, suicide baiting on top of everyone seeing your disgusting gunt and 3 inch tool.

Considering he has no life, no job, kiwifarms might finally get a kill count.

 

[MediocreMilt]

With respect to what Ralph drinks, in the more recent streams, Ralph has been drinking Evan Williams, which is essentially generic Jack Daniels that is sold in a plastic bottle. There is almost no better indication of full-on alcoholism than when the individual in question lowers their standards because it's no longer about the quality and experience of the libation, but rather about the drunk. Evan Williams is the trash burger of bourbon.

Last time I bought Evan Williams, it was in a glass bottle.

The appeal was absolutely how cheap it was, but in an "I'm amazed something this cheap is this goodnot bad" way.

Evan Williams, while not great, made for a presentable college party liquor, and if you don't think you can go shittier on bourbon, boy are you wrong. Even Jim Beam is shittier than Evan.

But it's absolutely a ripoff of Jack's packaging and a shamefur downgrade from the Woodford Reserve Ralph used to drink. Especially since, again, Ralph is a college dropout who won't pay what he owes, rather than a 22 year old active college student.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

NORA DEFINITELY HATED IT WHEN RALPH DROOLED OVER JESS SOUTHERN.

 

[AMERICA]

YEW CAN'T LEAVE ME! I HAVE NOTHIN LEFT, MY WIFE LEFT ME, I'M ADDICTED TO PILLS.. IF YOU LEAVE, I'LL KILL MYSELF.. GAYDUR, PLEASE!

 

[heatboss]

Ralph thinks his fans are his personal army lmafoooo.