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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
I wonder if there's a correlation between lolcowdom and fat levels. Someone like Jim stays relatively far away and he's (apparently) quite skinny. Meanwhile, DSP, our boy Chris, Ralph, Yaniv, PPP. Hell even Dick is lookin' kinda chunky. Obviously not all of em are, but more often than not...
Matt talks way better shit than Ralph does the one on one the phone call showed it. Without a rigged setup the gunt preforms much like he does in the sack "pitiful".
I wonder if there's a correlation between lolcowdom and fat levels. Someone like Jim stays relatively far away and he's (apparently) quite skinny. Meanwhile, DSP, our boy Chris, Ralph, Yaniv, PPP. Hell even Dick is lookin' kinda chunky. Obviously not all of em are, but more often than not...
I was talking to somebody about Boogie yesterday and I caught myself saying "Mundane Matt" instead. There's definitely some kind of phenotype there. I'm getting my disgraced fat bearded youtubers mixed up.
When Ade pointed out the fact Ethan Ralph was into Scat was a pretty sobering experience. Really made people who were into water sports look more attractive.
When Ade pointed out the fact Ethan Ralph was into Scat was a pretty sobering experience. Really made people who were into water sports look more attractive.
I was making a chocolate spread sandwhich for a nighttime snack. and some got on my thumb. I promptly washed my hand because images of came into my head
He honestly didn't do a bad job with it. Kraut interupted more then him but its a meme to shit on Bryan Dunn. KoP has gripes with Ethan Ralph and doesn't fuck up like a random call-in would do where their mic is all fucked up or they sound like a complete Melvin with a chip on their shoulder.
He seems to be on to something with the constant cries of "everything is gay ops" egging Ralph on. It seems to be an unintentional thing instead of intentional though.
Ade says Ralph is a lazy gunt in the bedroom, rates him 1/10. Ralph is obsessed with anus, likely scat fetishist. Sex tape confirmed to be in Ralph's room. Ralph's mom lives in a separate wing of the crack shack. Ralph's bedroom is a converted porch and his studio is a cuck shed. Lives in absolute squalor, rarely does laundry, Ade had to clean his room for him Home reeks like a combination hospital + bar + ashtray. Pisses in jars. Cries about ex-wife Nora to the chicks he's banging. Had to pay Nora to come on his show for damage control. Might've suicide baited Nora. Confirmed obsessed with Null's dick, talked to Ade about it IRL. Brags about MundaneMatt takedown IRL. Flexed his e-celeb status in jail. No real hobbies. Can't get through his show without drinking, needs to drink every day, mixes benzos with booze. Ade once gave him several days worth of Klonopin and he gobbled them all like Pac-Man right in front of her. Ralph 420 blazing it on probation. Too fat to fight, tiny T-Rex arms, doesn't exercise. Never had a real job. Maybe never graduated high school. Somehow has 50k in the bank. Doesn't flag on YouTube because he knows he'd get caught. Gator is his paid employee. Gator reads Kiwi Farms for Ralph, gives him the highlights. @Kraut took deafening vape rips, apologized for his sins. @Bryan Dunn was removed from the stream by popular vote. MundaneMatt showed up for a few minutes but had to DoorDash.
Ghost's show is finally wrapping up now, and man is it cozy to listen to a talented host do a good job. He's a massive boomer but his personality stops that from hurting the show one bit. He doesn't need guests, doesn't need cohosts, he's good enough that he can hold it all together and in an entertaining way all by himself.
What a contrast.
[Correction: The show goes on forever, and that's a good thing.]
Yea, as funny as this is to read I'm not going to watch it. It'd be way too disgusting and I edit pics of @Ron Toye getting fisted. Ralph even filming himself to potentially be seen by anyone should be considered terrorism. Dude should get sent to Guantanamo and get waterboarded.
@Bryan Dunn was removed from the stream by popular vote.
came into my head
