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Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Azafran90
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I don't get why Steph can't just get her clothes from here and look like she actually cares about being a witch instead of buying in the oversized toddler-clown section at Walmart.
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She IS an oversized toddler-clown though, it's just nature's way of warning the rest of us.
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I honestly don't think she could pull it off anyway. Everything looks aimed at skinny young girls going through "the phase". A pudgy 31 year old trying to fit into anything but maybe the T-shirts would be almost as horrifying as the glued-on-pin shirt that the legends speak of.
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"Glammed up" lmfao. Also looks like she's gained weight.
A story in three parts:
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Yeesh, read the entire thread and see that recent photo, 100% gained weight. Also why does she wear those tacky pride/awareness pins? Its not like people are going to be walking up to her and talk about them
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I'd go so far as
Bitch, you can't pretend like Trump is literally causing your death, then vote third party. This bitch is the epitome of priviledge.
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To be fair I think she said she'd vote for them then switch to green party after Trump is gone.
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because she thinks it’s the same thing as activism and therefore makes her important.
honestly I relate to Steph’s reaction re: Biden/Harris (tho I saw it coming) but find it ironic she’s so invested given that she instantly rejects anything resembling civil participation and that her objections are supposedly from the left even tho she’s super shitty about workers and “poor folx” who do gross things like beg for money outside Home Depot or work retail
yeesh tho those selfies. how tf is she 31?! she looks 14
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She looks 14 and 55 at the same time.
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OKAY LOL I hope I’m not late on this info but WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE.
As I’ve mentioned before, this is a college town.
We know Staph has a degree or two. I’ve often wondered how in the hell she ever managed to get into the university here, let alone graduate. Sure, universities are full of gender-special speds these days, and our university is no Cornell. Still, it is one of the top public universities, with a 40% acceptance rate, professors from Yale, Harvard, yadayadayada.
Here are some stats:
So, uh, this explains a LOT:
You guys, the local university is Binghamton University.
I’ve never heard of Keuka College.
But hey, it’s accredited, cant be all bad, how about some stats for Keuka too?
Oh no.
...Well, at least her parents probably only paid in-state tuition, something like Binghamton’s $6-7K, so it wasn’t actually $25-30K/year or anything, right?
Lol no it’s a private school, there is no “in-state tuition”
Also it’s one of THOSE schools
Her poor parents
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You missed the best parts tho brah...
In 1942, Edith Estey, a 1933 Keuka graduate and administrator, created the Field Period program, which continues to be a major component of a Keuka College education as administered through the Center for Experiential Learning. During a Field Period, each Keuka student is required to spend 140 hours per year (or approximately one month) in a self-directed learning experience. This can involve a work internship, a community service project, spiritual exploration, personal development, cross-cultural diversity exploration, or a group cultural experience to another city or country.
The student is graded on a pass and fail basis with the potential to earn three credits. The Field Period can be completed over summer break or winter break, as students have the month of January off. Students design a learning contract with the site of their choice that outlines learning goals and objectives that must be met. Each student's site supervisor evaluates the student's work ethic and progress and reports back to Keuka College's Experiential Learning office. Upon completion, students meet with their academic advisors to present unique documentation of the experience and hand in a recap paper and reflective journal.
Two of her four "jobs" were part of her "experiential learning" field period during her master's degree...
Which took her two years...
At a sped school that only grades pass/fail. And allows a "reflective journal" in lieu of a thesis, which they don't have to defend in the traditional manner in front of a panel - just a presentation for their
Uh... good jorb, Stapphy! Your degree is useless and so are you!
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I guess this answers our eternal question of how she got a masters. She went to a school specifically designed to give special needs people degrees.
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She went to Marywood University for her Master's, not Keuka. She was only at Keuka for undergrad.
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Even better!
The Sisters, Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, came to Scranton, Pennsylvania, and established St. Cecilia's Academy in 1878 "for young ladies" (which later became Marywood University).
In 1997 it was granted university status by the Pennsylvania Department of Education. [Ooooh! Less than ten years from when Staph went there!]
Honestly I forget how Catholic her upbringing was despite being adopted by Italian-Americans. No wonder she did a 180 and went Theistic Satanist... she's pretty much just trying to stick it to her parents for making her go to mass and catechism and whatever else caused her supposed CPTSD.
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So in conclusion:
She's a boring white bitch that sticks it up to her parents and wishes to be way more exciting than she is?
She's a boring white bitch that sticks it up to her parents and wishes to be way more exciting than she is?
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Lads I hate to say it
But I feel like my master’s degree is 0.4% less useless today.
But I feel like my master’s degree is 0.4% less useless today.
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I know...Staph makes me feel like my bachelors is actually worth something. At least I got some transferable skills out of it. And I was a theatre major.
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I had a feeling that her degrees were essentially purchased for her, but goddamn. This is exactly why I've been saying for years that higher education and degrees mean jack shit these days, when anyone, like Staph, can get them.