🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I think you misunderstanding my point. I just find them annoying to listen to, and not adding anything to the podcast or issue at hand.
Well then you're not really appreciating a core part of the progression of this unraveling that's been going on for weeks now. The fact that these formerly hated e-celebs have been involved at all is something that has helped drive the drama and further Ralph's own meltdown, and has made it much more enjoyable.

Nothing about Kraut or Jarbo's input on its own has been so bad that it would detract from the enjoyment of someone who didn't know about them in the first place. Just let go of old dumb grievances. It's more entertaining that way.
 
Special mentions to all these retarded fags who say and think stupid shit like this.

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

lol look at these cancel-culture SJW faggots
 
Did you guys see Mr. Robot?


I never finished it, but this scene stuck with me. Daemons run in the background, and perform actions without user interaction.

Ethanol Ralph has a very obvious daemon that presents itself whenever he feels even remotely slighted. I'm calling it GuntSmash.exe. The idea for this daemon came from hearing Kraut talk about the potential consequences that could come with publicly humiliating your girlfriend's father after he tried to stick up for his daughter. Think about how you would have handled that situation if you were in Ralph's shoes.

>I'm sorry you feel that way, sir. Why don't you drive over some time? Me and your daughter can talk with you over dinner. You'll find that I'm not so bad.

Nope, Ralph doesn't do that. He can't. GuntSmash.exe is installed deep within his brain-drive, and he doesn't even notice when it runs at all.

Same thing with that lady MMA fight promoter. She makes the mild transgression of calling Ralph "weird" and "hard to work with." Never mind that she was more complaining about Tonka than him. No, Ralph is slighted, and he must respond. How would you respond?

>I'm sorry ma'am. I know us internet weirdos can be difficult to work with, but we really appreciated what you did for us last time. I promise us silly boys will be on our best behavior, and it won't be a repeat of what happened with Tonkasaw. We can make this work, and make real money this time!

Nope, he brings his insult comic buddy Dick Masterson on, gets the Krew together, and spends 30 fucking minutes roasting her appearance. Bridge status, burned.

Here's the steps of GuntSmash.exe:

Code:
1: Feel slighted in any way.

2: Hit slightee as hard as you possibly can, with whatever you possibly can.

3: Allow slightee to hit back as hard as he or she possibly can.

4: Make friends again.


This pattern played out with Warski, Rand, I'm not sure if he's done it to Dick before, I'm sure he does it to his mom and she probably taught this pattern to him.

If you listened to the conversation between him and Joshua on TDS, it played out exactly. First, Ralph makes it clear that he was insulted by the corn joke, then he calls Null a pedophile (something which Null sees as akin to putting a gun to someone's head and pulling the trigger), then he waits patiently to be hit back, Null doesn't respond at all, so he slurs out "weeeeeelll I'm glad we got that out of the way there hrrmrmlgrrrg..."

Que null going "what, you really expect me to forgive you after that? Seriously?"

It's a textbook daemon found in abusers. They act like normal people, usually even good and likable people, until the daemon boots up and suddenly it's as if they cannot act rationally at all. One of Rekieta's rogue's gallery, Ron Toye III, behaves the EXACT same way, and even seems to have been made aware of the daemon by his therapist. He's worth looking into if you are bored, his thread is a barrel of laughs. However, despite being aware of the daemon, he still can't seem to stop it from running.
 
So has our :gunt: made it to D-Live?

Can confirm
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"Bragged about his E-Fame to prisoners "
I can't stop laughing about this fat drunken redneck bragging to a bunch of criminals about being E-Famous for writing blogs about GamerGate

A lot of people in county would actually be impressed by this, he was making tens of thousands of dollars and they respect a good hustle.
 
Special mentions to all these retarded fags who say and think stupid shit like this.

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Don't talk to people I don't like! Waaah! Even if they might have good questions, even if it's for 15 seconds, even if it's funny because it's letting Matt get free shots in on Ralph! Don't talk to people I don't like!!

Fuck offfffffffff. Unless they're into kids, I don't blacklist people.

Imagine not having fun on the internet.
Imagine thinking your shitposter of choice is a political figure.

And anyway, it's hard not to see that Kraut is merely a sweet boy nowadays.
A sweet autistic boy who fucks up OBS all the time.
 
A lot of people in county would actually be impressed by this, he was making tens of thousands of dollars and they respect a good hustle.
Was he in county or prison though? Those dudes probably dont give a shit, and if the Josh Pillault story is anything to go by, find going to jail for internet shit incredibly gay
 
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Well ask yourself this: Would you be more ashamed right now if you were Andrew Anglin or if you were Ethan Ralph?
On one hand I would have a platform perpetually on the verge of shutting down, a fanbase that gives bronies a run for their money, and probably made fun of in polite society everywhere I go... and on the other I would have to be Andrew Anglin. Tough choice.
 

I added another Bitchute copy to my audio file mirror here

I will also burn copies onto gold CD-Rs/DVD-Rs and LTT, bury them in a deep mine and organize an order of sinister black cowled monks to guard the entrance for the next 5,000 years.

He looks so happy and I'm legit glad he's having fun :gunt::gunt::gunt:

His stream is quite poignant actually. Ralph's goons coming after him for two years and coming after his family has obviously really affected him. Finally getting the chance to unload as he did probably did more for him than the therapy he had.
 
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By the twilight of his brainiac excursions, @Kraut was spreading people were pedos (Ryan, for example), like everybody does in every internet fight

I really wish the internet fighters would find some new nuclear option to constantly accuse each other of being. I have to listen to this stuff with headphones in case of the 2/3 chance that one of them starts screaming about pedophiles at length
 
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