šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Love_Machine011 said:
I still find it hilarious that Dick begs null to call right as the gunt starts humiliating himself. He still hasn't mentioned anything about Jesse being a complete faggot to null. Dick is such a shameless grifter that it almost makes gunt look like a saint.
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Why is dick such a cunt now? I'd blame the lockdown but if his experience is much the same as mine it's concerns over the shape of my future. It's meme'd by everyone alive that he is making and continues to make fat stacks, he has a decent gf, a flexible friendship group and before all of this the only people who think less of him more than Maddox's gang are on this website. Aside from newproject2 going under, which given dick's character I would have said he would have gotten over fairly quickly, everything's been working fine and he has a strong fanbase giving him support and money without forseeable changes to that, aside from due his current behaviour and this drama. Feelsbad.

EDIT: the quarry king's beady little eyes rants don't count
 
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Alrakkan said:
Why is dick such a cunt now? I'd blame the lockdown but if his experience is much the same as mine it's concerns over the shape of my future. It's meme'd by everyone alive that he is making and continues to make fat stacks, he has a decent gf, a flexible friendship group and before all of this the only people who think less of him more than Maddox's gang are on this website. Aside from newproject2 going under, which given dick's character I would have said he would have gotten over fairly quickly, everything's been working fine and he has a strong fanbase giving him support and money without forseeable changes to that, aside from due his current behaviour and this drama. Feelsbad.

EDIT: the quarry king's beady little eyes rants don't count
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PPP shattered the character he plays but he is still trying to portray it.
That's literally it, he has nothing else besides that character. That's why we are STILL bringing up Maddox the same exact way Ralph brings up Matt.
 
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Late, but has Faith made any statements or has there been any activity from her since yesterday?
 
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how can any mind reconcile this dissonance

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PhoBingas said:
I'm not sure but I don't think she got the green card. She never lived full time in the US. IIRC she had some job related to animal testing and wouldn't be able to get work doing what she went to university for in the US.

Pretty sure she ended it because Ralph is a felon who will never get a pardon, and never be allowed to leave the states.
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That's among the reasons. Ethan Ralph can eventually apply for a pardon to be allowed to use international travel, There are "model citizenship" requirements, but those are likely just writing an essay about how you're not a criminal anymore

Anyway. Additional good reasons for Nora to divorce Ethan Ralph, which all probably contributed to her Escape from Ethan Ralph:
  • Having to mount and service the gunt, sexually, when stateside
  • Ethan Ralph sliding into barely legal uggo DMs and accidentally sending Nora sexts meant for a potato (unconfirmed but likely)
  • Being the only one doing any of the work in a long distance marriage
  • Hating the US, particularly the part of the US that Ethan Ralph's crack shack is in
  • Being a fucking doctor now and needing to behave with the basic modicum of respectability in public for licensing purposes
  • Being a fucking doctor now and being married to a fat alcoholic retard who can only talk about Matt Jarbo and Joshua Moon's penis IRL

Alrakkan said:
Why is dick such a cunt now? I'd blame the lockdown but if his experience is much the same as mine it's concerns over the shape of my future. It's meme'd by everyone alive that he is making and continues to make fat stacks, he has a decent gf, a flexible friendship group and before all of this the only people who think less of him more than Maddox's gang are on this website. Aside from newproject2 going under, which given dick's character I would have said he would have gotten over fairly quickly, everything's been working fine and he has a strong fanbase giving him support and money without forseeable changes to that, aside from due his current behaviour and this drama. Feelsbad.

EDIT: the quarry king's beady little eyes rants don't count
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It's pretty obvious he was never the high school prom king as a kid as he claims (he was in the drama club or whatever, for god's sake) and now that he's a success as an adult he never learned that there are just some people who are your social inferiors who just don't like you or aren't impressed with you as he assumed it worked for Prom Royalty in high school.

Poking at it is pretty funny. He could just ignore it and enjoy his life in his crack shack in the hills with the girlfriend who will do anything to please him, no matter how humiliating it should be for her
 
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thismanlies said:
Given how Anita Sarkeesian has a new scam going, I'm surprised there aren't at least five different articles talking about the GamerGate boogeyman releasing "revenge porn" and how you should never send nudes to a gamer.
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Judging how things panned out it seems everyone on both sides of gamergate were shams and awful people. The Advice my dying uncle told me is "The only club worth joining is your family and friends do not get wrangled into strangers politics".
 
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PhoBingas said:
Pretty sure she ended it because Ralph is a felon who will never get a pardon, and never be allowed to leave the states.
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Since when are felons not allowed to leave the States? A decent number of American celebrities would never be able to do world tours if that were the case.

Now whether the country they want to go to will grant them entry is a different matter.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Isn't that true of all men who brag about being promiscuous and how many hot babes they've fucked though? There's a reason that the cultural stereotype of people like this being full of shit exists.
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Nah, you can chalk that up to women only having a handful of insults for men. Then that handful is whittled down even more when they're to blame for the relationship falling apart (which they are) and don't want to admit it (and never will). The stereotype literally exists because women are unoriginal.

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instythot said:
That's among the reasons. Ethan Ralph can eventually apply for a pardon to be allowed to use international travel, There are "model citizenship" requirements, but those are likely just writing an essay about how you're not a criminal anymore

Anyway. Additional good reasons for Nora to divorce Ethan Ralph, which all probably contributed to her Escape from Ethan Ralph:
  • Having to mount and service the gunt, sexually, when stateside
  • Ethan Ralph sliding into barely legal uggo DMs and accidentally sending Nora sexts meant for a potato (unconfirmed but likely)
  • Being the only one doing any of the work in a long distance marriage
  • Hating the US, particularly the part of the US that Ethan Ralph's crack shack is in
  • Being a fucking doctor now and needing to behave with the basic modicum of respectability in public for licensing purposes
  • Being a fucking doctor now and being married to a fat alcoholic retard who can only talk about Matt Jarbo and Joshua Moon's penis IRL



It's pretty obvious he was never the high school prom king as a kid as he claims (he was in the drama club or whatever, for god's sake) and now that he's a success as an adult he never learned that there are just some people who are your social inferiors who just don't like you or aren't impressed with you as he assumed it worked for Prom Royalty in high school.

Poking at it is pretty funny. He could just ignore it and enjoy his life in his crack shack in the hills with the girlfriend who will do anything to please him, no matter how humiliating it should be for her
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Also from what I've heard he was somewhat abusive to her. Not physically, at least I've heard nothing of that. But supposedly he found her smoking with Warksi when they were living together and he got furious at her, she got upset and returned to England. I'd imagine episodes like that were not one-offs and she realised if she and Ralph did live together she could suffer from his drunken rages. She realised she didn't know his true personality beyond his persona online, and what she did see of it probably scared her a little.
 
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