🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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The stream humanized Ralph in my eyes. I mean he is even more pathetic than I imagine.

He is still massive piece of shit. If he moved to next to my family home, I would be greatly angry but what came out is so pathetic.

Not having a job ever. How is this possible? In so many ways he is a stunted man child. His room that looks like a shoot up space in a heroin squat. The relationship between his mother and himself is toxic as fuck. He is not so much as living, but just existing. I think it would be more shocking if Ralph had not turned into fuck up.

The gunt was not born. It was raised in a terrible environment to create this failure of a human being. And how can people around him not be concerned for his health? Again, even if it's just a person using Ralph for money and clout, how do you not worry about him dying midstream?

Also, I think most of the gunt is scarred liver. Imagine the results if Ralph got a physical.

Ralph is a horror show. I can't help but feel nothing like overwhelming pity and disgust.
Even normal polite society beyond a forum designed around making fun of people would probably say less gay things about Ethan Ralph knowing the full extent of his problems. He's done nothing of worth in his entire life, and revels in it, yet to you he's been "humanized" because you realize that what, he exists and other people interact with him? Nothing about what you learned was positive.
 
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Warski is the Jim Norton of the autism internet, except jumping from coattail to coattail moments before the coat bursts into flames.
Warski is a parasite, he was sucking Jim's dick (which all around was a pathetic display) then moved onto Ethan Ralph tiny chode duck when he needed more money for blow.
 
Also Rand has definitely lost his mind
Rand gives TRS spergs a bad name. This guy is legit a fucking schizo. Even Ralph has said that he enjoys reading the Daily Stormer, wouldn't that make him a glownigger too? Not to mention the appearances of Andrew Anglin on the Killstream. AA has written several articles in which he praises Ralph and his show.

That article was 100% accurate about Warski. I think that if Ralph rolls with the punches and doesn't get sued he can bounce back from this if he manages to put on an entertaining show, which Andy's presence wouldn't allow.
 
Even normal polite society beyond a forum designed around making fun of you would probably say less gay things about Ethan Ralph knowing the full extent of his problems. He's done nothing of worth in his entire life, and revels in it, yet to you he's been "humanized" because you realize that what, he exists and other people interact with him? Nothing about what you learned was anything positive.
I completely agree. The only thing I learned is he is more pathetic than I imagine.
 
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The stream humanized Ralph in my eyes. I mean he is even more pathetic than I imagine.

He is still massive piece of shit. If he moved to next to my family home, I would be greatly angry but what came out is so pathetic.

Not having a job ever. How is this possible? In so many ways he is a stunted man child. His room that looks like a shoot up space in a heroin squat. The relationship between his mother and himself is toxic as fuck. He is not so much as living, but just existing. I think it would be more shocking if Ralph had not turned into fuck up.

The gunt was not born. It was raised in a terrible environment to create this failure of a human being. And how can people around him not be concerned for his health? Again, even if it's just a person using Ralph for money and clout, how do you not worry about him dying midstream?

Also, I think most of the gunt is scarred liver. Imagine the results if Ralph got a physical.

Ralph is a horror show. I can't help but feel nothing like overwhelming pity and disgust.
Tbf, the news about not ever having a job at 34 was really shocking... it's not like he comes from old money, he just sloshed on his white trash pigsty doing fuck all for most of his life - he only found internet fame recently.

I've been told by a quite few chaps within former BNP circles that Collett is a degenerate. He was caught with a 14 and 15 year old girl in a hotel room once, years before he had any real internet presence. The guy wouldn't really care of Ralph's stupidity, but he might disavow if it gets in the way of his honeytrap political "party."

Long ago now, it's not surprising nobody bothers to bring it up. Bloke has been a total fuck up since the start.


I think being a complete sped conspiracy theorist is more damning than coveting 15yo. It's quite fashionable across the pond nowadays with the moor invasion anyway.
 
Given how Anita Sarkeesian has a new scam going, I'm surprised there aren't at least five different articles talking about the GamerGate boogeyman releasing "revenge porn" and how you should never send nudes to a gamer.
To be honest, nobody knows Ethan-Ralph-owner-and-editor-in-chief-of-the-Ralph-Retort-dot-com-and-host-of-the-Killstream-on-Dlive and I doubt that they would want to give him 15 minutes of exposure even after the revenge porn video.
 
Did you guys see Mr. Robot?


I never finished it, but this scene stuck with me. Daemons run in the background, and perform actions without user interaction.

Ethanol Ralph has a very obvious daemon that presents itself whenever he feels even remotely slighted. I'm calling it GuntSmash.exe. The idea for this daemon came from hearing Kraut talk about the potential consequences that could come with publicly humiliating your girlfriend's father after he tried to stick up for his daughter. Think about how you would have handled that situation if you were in Ralph's shoes.

>I'm sorry you feel that way, sir. Why don't you drive over some time? Me and your daughter can talk with you over dinner. You'll find that I'm not so bad.

Nope, Ralph doesn't do that. He can't. GuntSmash.exe is installed deep within his brain-drive, and he doesn't even notice when it runs at all.

Same thing with that lady MMA fight promoter. She makes the mild transgression of calling Ralph "weird" and "hard to work with." Never mind that she was more complaining about Tonka than him. No, Ralph is slighted, and he must respond. How would you respond?

>I'm sorry ma'am. I know us internet weirdos can be difficult to work with, but we really appreciated what you did for us last time. I promise us silly boys will be on our best behavior, and it won't be a repeat of what happened with Tonkasaw. We can make this work, and make real money this time!

Nope, he brings his insult comic buddy Dick Masterson on, gets the Krew together, and spends 30 fucking minutes roasting her appearance. Bridge status, burned.

Here's the steps of GuntSmash.exe:

Code:
1: Feel slighted in any way.

2: Hit slightee as hard as you possibly can, with whatever you possibly can.

3: Allow slightee to hit back as hard as he or she possibly can.

4: Make friends again.


This pattern played out with Warski, Rand, I'm not sure if he's done it to Dick before, I'm sure he does it to his mom and she probably taught this pattern to him.

If you listened to the conversation between him and Joshua on TDS, it played out exactly. First, Ralph makes it clear that he was insulted by the corn joke, then he calls Null a pedophile (something which Null sees as akin to putting a gun to someone's head and pulling the trigger), then he waits patiently to be hit back, Null doesn't respond at all, so he slurs out "weeeeeelll I'm glad we got that out of the way there hrrmrmlgrrrg..."

Que null going "what, you really expect me to forgive you after that? Seriously?"

It's a textbook daemon found in abusers. They act like normal people, usually even good and likable people, until the daemon boots up and suddenly it's as if they cannot act rationally at all. One of Rekieta's rogue's gallery, Ron Toye III, behaves the EXACT same way, and even seems to have been made aware of the daemon by his therapist. He's worth looking into if you are bored, his thread is a barrel of laughs. However, despite being aware of the daemon, he still can't seem to stop it from running.
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Methhead or no, how did any female Ade or Faith walk into that fucking sty and get horny enough to fuck that blubberous cretin without paying them?
Slap the gunt and ride the wave in.
His room is just..beyond a person who is messy especially since he loves sniffing asshole I bet he just puts his sharted underwears on the floor.

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I’ve seen this asked, I’ve seen it speculated, but I haven’t seen it answered:

Where is Faith? Did she go back to Virginia, go home with her parents, stay in DC with the ā€œfamily friendsā€ they were staying with or whatever? Where is she? Has she made any public posts, or any private ones kiwis have access to? When The Infamous Gunt Video was posted wasn’t she supposed to be back in Virginia at that time? I remember he was supposed to post a pic of them but didn’t but I’m unsure of how much that actually means.

sorry if this is late but this thread has been shit posted in so much there’s probably 5-8+ ā€œlolā€ posts for every actually informative post (not necessarily complaining, we never would’ve gotten the magical ā€œguntā€ emote wo the shit posting, but it does make it difficult for those of us who need to sleep or do ā€œnot on the internetā€ bullshit.)
lol

Chris's Ker (methman) posted to one of his social media accounts saying something along the lines of "nobody knows the full story about faith and I'm not going to talk about it until Kiwifarms stops talking about Faith and I." Considering his stream was meant to give us the full story, and just how wrong he was, I would think that he's been into contact with Faith and she's just giving him some more bullshit.

it really is just guessing at this point.

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Methhead or no, how did any female Ade or Faith walk into that fucking sty and get horny enough to fuck that blubberous cretin without paying them?
His room is just..beyond a person who is messy especially since he loves sniffing asshole I bet he just puts his sharted underwears on the floor.

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Ade said that the sex was 1/10 so I'm pretty sure she just saw it as something to go through to keep the relationship afloat. As for faith he propably droped a trail of Crystal Meth leading to his bed and she came running.
 
lol

Chris's Ker (methman) posted to one of his social media accounts saying something along the lines of "nobody knows the full story about faith and I'm not going to talk about it until Kiwifarms stops talking about Faith and I." Considering his steam was meant to give is the full story, and just how wrong he was, I would think that he's been into contact with Faith and she's just giving him some more bullshit.

it really is just guessing at this point.
So he is just a pathetic cuck who would still grovel to her?
 
Methhead or no, how did any female Ade or Faith walk into that fucking sty and get horny enough to fuck that blubberous cretin without paying them?
Slap the gunt and ride the wave in.
His room is just..beyond a person who is messy especially since he loves sniffing asshole I bet he just puts his sharted underwears on the floor.

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According to Ade she only stayed at Ralph's for a day and immediately left. Most of the time they spent together was at her place in Michigan. I still can't see how any woman can get turned on enough to fuck him, I think Ade said she was feeding him benzos towards the end to keep him from propositioning her for sex. It's all very sad really, Ade is way more normal than I thought she would be. We already confirmed Faith is a total psycho so... who knows what's going through that girl's mind.

Also according to the texts to Chris the meth mouth, Faith went home with her parents. They probably have her on lock-down, which is the best thing they can do for her.
 
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