Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Holy fuck she really is enjoying rubbing Becky’s face in the dirt. I’ve never seen someone hate the person they call their significant other so much.
I think the instant that some new sped thumb shows up who is willing to give Amber's bloated carcass the ol' hose-down, Becks is gonna be gone. Amber fucking hates her and it's obvious. I wonder how Becky thinks this is worth it. Amber can't have more than a few tens of thousands of dollars saved, particularly post-ovary-yeet. Is it really worth that to be an international spectacle whose whale girlfriend constantly shits all over?
 
It just occured to me that Dana and Destiny will be coming over and they have all lost their mothers to cancer in the last month - It is going to be a major part of their conversation - Amber is going to have to insert herself into that

I want to be a fly on the wall of that evening
 
It just occured to me that Dana and Destiny will be coming over and they have all lost their mothers to cancer in the last month - It is going to be a major part of their conversation - Amber is going to have to insert herself into that

I want to be a fly on the wall of that evening

I don't know about Dana but I think with Destiny and Becky it just doesn't work that way with them. I think they are way too emotionally stunted to openly talk about their fresh loss and grief like you would expect it from normal people. It already stroke me as odd how unbothered Destiny looked when I dipped into that funeral livestream. Just not what you would expect a loving daughter who lost her loving mother to look like.
They will play silly board games and talk about their usual nonsense and that's it.
 
I don't know about Dana but I think with Destiny and Becky it just doesn't work that way with them. I think they are way too emotionally stunted to openly talk about their fresh loss and grief like you would expect it from normal people. It already stroke me as odd how unbothered Destiny looked when I dipped into that funeral livestream. Just not what you would expect a loving daughter who lost her loving mother to look like.
They will play silly board games and talk about their usual nonsense and that's it.
Eh, if there is on thing I'll defend anyone on even lolcows, is that we shouldn't judge anyone on how they grieve. People really do grieve and go through trauma differently, internalizing it and just trying to go back to the status quo even no crying is no unusual. You can't judge someone's feelings on how they grieve is what I'm saying.
Idk I'm being a huge moral fag is all lel
 
Dead mom, stuck with AL, friends gone, Necky's really gotten herself cornered into a modern suburban horror. It looks like they've moved into a "trendier" part of town, somehow I think Becky's the one that's more likely to start looking for some strange to escape from Amberlynn. Am I just giving Becky too much credit? I know we joke about Amberlynn wrangling in a new caretaker but only a real degenerate would go for it at this point
 
Dead mom, stuck with AL, friends gone, Necky's really gotten herself cornered into a modern suburban horror. It looks like they've moved into a "trendier" part of town, somehow I think Becky's the one that's more likely to start looking for some strange to escape from Amberlynn. Am I just giving Becky too much credit? I know we joke about Amberlynn wrangling in a new caretaker but only a real degenerate would go for it at this point
While Becky really loves Amber’s money, if, for some reason Becky decides that she has enough and wants to be out of this relationship, it is really Amber which is in a dire situation. She is less than mobile, does not drive, and would find it very difficult to replace Becky.
 
Dead mom, stuck with AL, friends gone, Necky's really gotten herself cornered into a modern suburban horror. It looks like they've moved into a "trendier" part of town, somehow I think Becky's the one that's more likely to start looking for some strange to escape from Amberlynn. Am I just giving Becky too much credit? I know we joke about Amberlynn wrangling in a new caretaker but only a real degenerate would go for it at this point
God I hope Beggy cucks Hamber. Imagine Necky secretly helping AL become bed bound so she can fuck other girls in front of her forcing Hammy to watch. :optimistic:
 
God I hope Beggy cucks Hamber. Imagine Necky secretly helping AL become bed bound so she can fuck other girls in front of her forcing Hammy to watch. :optimistic:
Speaking of that... fucking yuck
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Her pathological lying is insane.

"Oh, you think I'm a jealous girlfriend??? In reality, Becky is a pervert who tells me all about random pretty girls that she comes across and I don't mind at all!"

Amberlynn, shut the fuck up

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Speaking of that... fucking yuck
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Her pathological lying is insane.

"Oh, you think I'm a jealous girlfriend??? In reality, Becky is a pervert who tells me all about random pretty girls that she comes across and I don't mind at all!"

Amberlynn, shut the fuck up

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Assuming this was even remotely true I'd love a Becky cheats on bed ridden Amber with their neighbour arc
 
Kristine has been posting on Facebook, and this one made me laugh because it sounds so much like Amber:
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Speaking of Amber, I do not see any likes/comments from her on Mamameth’s posts recently. Not even the one above. But you know who did like it? None other than Misty ā€œI hope you get crotch cancerā€ Williams.
The only thing I did see from Amber was this (that sad emoji was given by Tammie BTW).
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On another note, who the fuck told Dana this was a good look?!?
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It just occured to me that Dana and Destiny will be coming over and they have all lost their mothers to cancer in the last month - It is going to be a major part of their conversation - Amber is going to have to insert herself into that

I want to be a fly on the wall of that evening
Yes but Amber also lost her mom to the airport, and she didn’t have as much time with her Mom as the others did so really Amber is the one that is hurting the most you guise. Duh! How can you be so dispeckful?
 
"I know this is probably weird . . ."

You've no idea just how weird it is, Amber.
I've been wondering about this exchange between amberlynn and casey.

Why ask your ex gf/bf about how your pussy smells? Why?

Ok, even if you are massively insecure, you are somehow at the same time ballsy enough to ask a question like that?

They have vagina soaps. They have vagina wipes. Hell, you can ask your current SO about how they feel. If they dont care, then that's fine, and if they think you stink, you can find a solution.

Is amberlynn trying to manipulate casey? I would ask, did she have no other friends to ask?? She was friends with krystle, supposedly. Why not ask krystle?

Someone please help me understand.
 
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