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Itachi Uchiha said:
That sounds more likely. And assuming they're more along the lines of barn cats, they're probably not fixed, so you know for damn sure there are gonna be a lot more than just seven in the near future.
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They seem to be all indoor cats, given all the photos of them lying on dirty, unwashed sheets and mattresses. I don't think the troons know enough about keeping livestock feed to realise they need barn cats. When the penny drops (hah) I fully expect several of those lifelong indoor moggies to be kicked outside into the cold, confused as hell and with no clue as to how to hunt down dinner. As for them not being desexed, Kevin's queen definitely isn't because he's complained about not being able to afford it in between photos of his toy hauls. I have no idea about any of the other cats.
 
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glass_houses said:
They seem to be all indoor cats, given all the photos of them lying on dirty, unwashed sheets and mattresses.
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Great. Sheets, clothes, towels & mattresses full of cat & dog hair and perhaps also theirs (and their owners?) piss & shit & of course the horrible amhole gunk smeared everywhere.

Even a pig barn is cleaner and smells better.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
My guess is that Kevsie created all those accounts and the others rarely get to use them. Doubt Penny would call their account "Mistress", it seems like a stupid Kevin thing to do.
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"Look, Mistress, I set up a profile for you on my Netflix! Now we're Netflix buddies!"

"I have a lot of work to do, Kev--er, Kathryn. I don't really have time to watch a lot of movies."

"But this way I can put stuff in your queue that I think you should see! You'll never run out of things to watch! Did you know they have all the new Transformers cartoons?"

"Fine, whatever."

"Yaaaaayy!!"
 
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I owe you all an apology; I misremembered and made a liar of myself, it's not seven cats, it's six. From the interview with the Heavy Feather Review:

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In the Sick of It said:
I don't know shit about farm work. How many people do you actually need to take care of this many animals? 3-4 working people doesn't seem like nearly enough.
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Don't forget that the same staff also "builds" stuff around the farm, if only they had some kind of... Extra farm hand to help, one with a lot of free time and built like a fucking barrel and blessed with orc hands...
 
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In the Sick of It said:
I don't know shit about farm work. How many people do you actually need to take care of this many animals? 3-4 working people doesn't seem like nearly enough.
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I don't know much about farming, but this guy I watch on YouTube works part time with his wife on his farm, and they have about 30 geese, 20 ducks, 6 chickens, 2 barn cats and a guard dog. He also does all the construction. I don't know how much more work alpacas, sheep and goats are by comparison, but it sounds plausible for 4 people full time?

 
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Spunt said:
I don't know much about farming, but this guy I watch on YouTube works part time with his wife on his farm, and they have about 30 geese, 20 ducks, 6 chickens, 2 barn cats and a guard dog. He also does all the construction. I don't know how much more work alpacas, sheep and goats are by comparison, but it sounds plausible for 4 people full time?

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Yeah, but they seem to be intelligent, responsible people. Also they don't have any big animals which would make a lot more work, I'm guessing.
 
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In the Sick of It said:
I don't know shit about farm work. How many people do you actually need to take care of this many animals? 3-4 working people doesn't seem like nearly enough.
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I grew up in a small farm and it isn't a lot of work if everything is well planned. You just need to provide shelter, food and vaccinate them and the animals will mind their business which is just eating and fucking all day. It can easily be done by 2-4 people

I don't know about Alpacas though
 
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glass_houses said:
I owe you all an apology; I misremembered and made a liar of myself, it's not seven cats, it's six. From the interview with the Heavy Feather Review:
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We are an alpaca rescue, so we do get more every year. We aren't breeding alpaca yet, but we hope to start next year.
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Seems to me at least like they've given up on trying to turn a profit on alpaca wool if they're calling themselves an alpaca rescue now. God help Westcliffe if the Tranch collapses and the animals they horde can't be contained or killed, unless they want an army of 100+ alpacas rushing through town and eating the grass in everyone's frontyard.

Also, do we know where these alpacas are coming from in the first place? Are they getting alpacas from other farms in America or are they importing these all the way from fucking Peru?
 
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CobraPlissken said:
This is just too funny if you visualize it. Imagine three grown-up men in dresses hysterically (testerically?) yelling at each other to the point one of them "attempts suicide" (probably tried to cut his wrists with a butter knife) and another has to hide in his bedroom and pee out the window.
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Monty Python has you covered.
 
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PozzedByCoronachan said:
Seems to me at least like they've given up on trying to turn a profit on alpaca wool if they're calling themselves an alpaca rescue now. God help Westcliffe if the Tranch collapses and the animals they horde can't be contained or killed, unless they want an army of 100+ alpacas rushing through town and eating the grass in everyone's frontyard.

Also, do we know where these alpacas are coming from in the first place? Are they getting alpacas from other farms in America or are they importing these all the way from fucking Peru?
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There are plenty of people who get suckered into alpaca farming. It almost seems like a pyramid scheme of a sort. Once they find out they aren't really cut out for farm life (it's a lot of work, even for just a few alpaca and you don't make any money off just a few), they look to sell them. If they can't sell them, a rescue is a good option if they don't want to butcher them. Had a family member that did the alpaca farm thing for a while, as well as a high school buddy try this and neither time did it work out. They just lost money.
 
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Kev-Kev whines about how Twitter's latest "who can reply" feature isn't giving him a perfect echo-chamber:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1293610213254160384 (Archive)

Kev-Kev using said feature to try and "troll" people by reminding everyone about his trash taste and retarded identity:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1293605840977461253 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1293607527771299842 (Archive)

Kev-Kev's trolling attempts are sad. What's the point of trying to troll if you can't actually confirm that you got a reaction out of your targets? All it confirms that Kev-Kev can't handle opposing opinions, something that is already an established trait of his.
 
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