🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[LordofCringe7206]

How is Andy a positive force for the show? All Andy has done is leech on him for the past couple of months. If Ralph pulled his support to Andy. Andy wouldn't even have a show. All of Andy's actual paypigs came from Ralph lol.

Andy sits back intimidated that smarter people than him are talking. He moronically stumbles in when it calms down to make a rape, dick or nigger joke in an attempt to emulate an edgy 15 yo.

How is Andy a positive force on anything? Everything he has ever been involved with has gone up in flames. With him pouring the gasoline around it.

 

[Stasi]

I don't know what is more disturbing, the fact that he sniffs the dookie thumb or that he grunts pleasurably after he takes a nice big huff. I think there is a high probability there is an Ethan Ralph cleveland steamer video which he will leak to own the karen farms given enough prodding.

 

[WiggerFaggot]

I lurk so often I always forget my account and just sign up again, just wanted to say that this (the sex tape) is fucking kino and I wanted to thank @Null more making a mundane joke about corn that kicked off this descent into madness.

Unrelated, I know @Julay-chan is itt, are you running the new site and if so why is /.transparency 404ing? Are we finally glowing?

 

[Honored guest]

I wasn't completely satisfied with my Jurassic Park edit so I redid it

Since my editing skills are absolute shit, have you thought of editing the gunt into the worm scene from Galaxy of Terror?

 

[DickMain]

Glad to see a legitimate journalist weighing in to the gunt tape shit show.

Radio Host Ethan Ralph Releases Sex Tape to Mixed Reviews

On Tuesday, Joe Biden's announcement that he'd chosen Kamala Harris as his running mate was unfo...

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"Released to mixed reviews"
"unidentified ex-boyfriend"
"I was into it and really jiving and vibing{...}" -a prominent porn addict on Twitter
"This was the best fap of my life" -Milton Ratbone, a masturbator and fan of 'The Ralph Retort'

 

[JustSomeDong]

I still want a Cypress Gunt - Dr. Brownthumb edit. I've not edited a video in years, and wouldn't know where to start.

 

[Basil II]

Since my editing skills are absolute shit, have you thought of editing the gunt into the worm scene from Galaxy of Terror?

Never seen the film, I bet your editing is fine, I made these edits in Kdenlive which I learned how to use literally yesterday for the gunt memes.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

There are no SJWs with a hardon for Ralph anymore, since he was removed from YouTube he's just a fat irrelevant retard flinging sniffing shit for the amusement of an extremely obscure niche corner of the internet and the only people who are gunning for him are other retards in the shit circus.

The one thing I realistically see a chance of happening is Maddox taking a shot at Dick with it. Then Dick would have to walk the optics tightrope of decrying revenge porn while avoiding disavowing the pal he has who released revenge porn.

If I remember right, there was some time long long ago when Dick made a point of generally how easy it is to disavow, and how you should always do it because it costs nothing to do so, etc. That would be a golden clip to have in that situation, but because of how old it would be it might as well be lost in time.

 

[germboy]

Question: If Ralph never finished high school, how did he get into uni? Did he take the GED?

Is there even definite proof he went to uni? He doesn't strike me as the type of person to finish a degree lol

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Since my editing skills are absolute shit, have you thought of editing the gunt into the worm scene from Galaxy of Terror?

Are you talking about the scene where she gets raped by a space maggot?!

Starts at 6:16 NSFW. It was thought to be lost to time because it was cut from the final film for being too racy but someone had it, it's fucking insane. What's crazy about this scene is that they had to use a steel gimble for the puppet and it broke through the floor (it weighed literally a ton!), it almost fell on the actress but she was able to get out in time. As soon as they fixed the floor she got back under the thing like a champ, the whole production story behind Galaxy of Terror is amazing seriously look it up.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Why is he obsessed with Null’s dick?
Unless Null’s rocking a dime on a nickel, I think he wins.

Spoiler

 

[DickMain]

I still want a Cypress Gunt - Dr. Brownthumb edit. I've not edited a video in years, and wouldn't know where to start.

'Up On Melancholy Gunt'
'The Gunts Have Thighs'
'Mr. Brownthumb' - Gunts & Roses (I unironically can't even come up with alternative, Ralph-specific lyrics for this one; the original is fine as-is)

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Is there even definite proof he went to uni? He doesn't strike me as the type of person to finish a degree lol

The most I can remember is Zoom claiming he never finished his degree. So the student debt thing could be a lie for his audience i guess?

 

[Revo]

Points well taken. Comment deleted. But I still suspect with that many SJWs with a hardon for Ralph that they are going to do something extremely like what I was speculating about.

We are in 2020, not in 2014/2015/2016.
Your post would be good in the SJWS GOT REKT era.

 

[Curious Addie]

The most I can remember is Zoom claiming he never finished his degree. So the student debt thing could be a lie for his audience i guess?

They don't refund your tuition if you don't finish your degree.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

They don't refund your tuition if you don't finish your degree.

Slight oversight. Regardless, I don't believe he has a degree

 

[High Tea]

Is there even definite proof he went to uni? He doesn't strike me as the type of person to finish a degree lol

The most I can remember is Zoom claiming he never finished his degree. So the student debt thing could be a lie for his audience i guess?

Ralph said on an episode of the KS that he went to uni for poli sci and didn't do the last semester because he didn't want to pay the bill. Take that for what you will.

 

[instythot]

This whole situation reminds me of a story Penn Jillette tells about him going for dinner with Teller to discuss that someone had stolen his homemade sex tape and was trying to blackmail him

Penn: Who are they even going to sell it to? Who wants to watch a fat 55 year old man getting blown by a 40 year old woman?
Teller: Why did you want to watch it so much that you recorded it in the first place?

 

[Famke Slamssen]

The one thing I realistically see a chance of happening is Maddox taking a shot at Dick with it. Then Dick would have to walk the optics tightrope of decrying revenge porn while avoiding disavowing the pal he has who released revenge porn.

If I remember right, there was some time long long ago when Dick made a point of generally how easy it is to disavow, and how you should always do it because it costs nothing to do so, etc. That would be a golden clip to have in that situation, but because of how old it would be it might as well be lost in time.

He disavowed almost immediately. It doesn't really mean shit all (which I guess serves his point) but he disavowed it pretty plainly before his guntguard instincts got the better of him and now he's fighting the karenfarm alogs on Twitter in as non committal a way as possible to distance himself from the issue without holding the guilt of abandoning Ralph, who I assume he sees as a genuine friend of his.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Ralph said on an episode of the KS that he went to uni for poli sci and didn't do the last semester because he didn't want to pay the bill. Take that for what you will.

Probably sugar coated that a bit but at least he admitted it.