🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Fougaro]

Holy shit Gaytor, just get a real job! Even the most gruesome illegal immigrant tier jobs aren't as humiliating and degrading as sweeping for the Gunt.

 

[Hazel Motes]

I'm good at, "playing video games and goofing off." Is this a 12 year old's Tinder bio?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Gator really doesn't seem to understand that the Killstream has 300 viewers. Nothing works for the show anymore. It is done. It's completely over.

Have you read his 20 point plan tho?

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Remember Null, according to gaytor:
- saying ralph never blocks e celebs
and
- you making nice with the dick show discord
is hypocritical.

you're right, he's too far gone.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Does anyone have that clip of godwinson with the broom yelling "SHANNY!" or know what stream it's from?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/post-6444686

 

[Softdrinks]

I got muted on his d-live for calling him out for his sweeping. It's obvious gunt has shit on gator. gator could do well on his own if he free'd himself from the gunt's grasp and do his own stuff.

 

[Perspicacity]

What is this prerecorded trash? This is possibility the worst take and basically everyone knew you would do it.

 

[Vetti]

Nobody is fucking with you because you're successful. You're a grocery bagger who pulls 80 viewers on a regular solo stream.

 

[DickMain]

Shannon is saying all this with such an absence of trepidation that I'm betting he got the go-ahead for this script from Ralph himself. The controlled chuckling, the measured statements, the minimum required mockery to put across the impression of being "in" on how bad it is.

Fully co-ordinated Guntguard PR.

That's the impression I got from the minute or so I tuned in. I have to head to work, but, I imagine in the ten hours I'm gone nothing much will develop from this stream. Boring, no new takes, but just enough Ralph-approved distancing to get people bored of Ralph himself. Dude doesn't sound worried whatsoever on this broadcast.

 

[Edivitch]

This is probably one of the biggest copes in history

 

[SydromeOfaDown]

Everything you're hearing has been approved by Ralph.

My theory has always been that a good 60 percent of the e-celeb happenings are kayfabe. Many of the battles documented here are staged and the outcomes are pre determined (not all of them of course, some cases are so exceptional that they have to be organic).

 

[High Tea]

Gator giving advice to ignore the trolls. Doesn't he spend all day on Twitter defending Ralph from trolls?

 

[Sam Losco]

Gator is the biggest faggot and him not calling Ralph out for blatantly trying to lie about sending the sex tape pisses me off. So here, here is the clip of it being sent to Chris. There is NO DENYING it was Ralph that sent it. It came from HIS Instagram account and would have had to come from HIS phone. No one else would have had access to both at that time. So fuck off with this bullshit.

 

[Hazel Motes]

@Bryan Dunn Gator is bullying you.

 

[Crystal Golem]

We're double retards....

 

[MeltyTW]

This is the longest I've ever listened to Gator talk for one sitting and yea, you're all right, this guy is begging to switch bodies with Jim. If only for a day.

he sounds more and more like jim everytime i hear him, hes getting better at aping the cadence and mannerism i guess but its all in service to creep me out

Have you read his 20 point plan tho?

gaytors 20 year plan to dismantle the gunt

 

[MoeChotto]

"Just don't feed the trolls"
Wow gaytor I'm so we all have you, our surrogate Daddy Jim, to tell us not to feed the trolls.
I'm glad Ralph has you in his life to tell him that, too. Just like many people on the thread and Josh did (back when he was still Janny Jewsh) months ago.

EDIT: Now he's dunking on @Bryan Dunn, which I guess is fair enough.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Guys I just realized something, Gator keeps saying that Ralph just needs to follow Gator's plan to make the Killstream perfect.

But what if Gator really doesn't care about Ethan? That he wants Ethan to just keep going until he's dead so he can get paid and eventually take over the killstream? Is this some weird NEET version of Single White Female? What if that weird copypasta about Gator killing Ralph was actually right? Ralph needs to get offline but Gator wants him to stay online. He and Bibble get to leave at the end of the night, but Ralph turns off the camera and he's still there. Alone. In his own filth.

His RX is to just focus more on the stream but if you really want what's best for Ralph you'd want him to get better. This is obviously the worst path for him to go down. I don't like who Ralph has become but I did really enjoy him a couple years back. He can be funny, he can bring people together, but he can't do shit if he's eating, drinking and pilling himself to death.

"The answer is no. I'm not leaving the killstream, why would I?"

In the end Gator is the absolute worst of them all. Holy fuck.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

 

[Hackallier]

Gator is the biggest faggot and him not calling Ralph out for blatantly trying to lie about sending the sex tape pisses me off. So here, here is the clip of it being sent to Chris. There is NO DENYING it was Ralph that sent it. It came from HIS Instagram account and would have had to come from HIS phone. No one else would have had access to both at that time. So fuck off with this bullshit.

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He kinda has to deny it due to legal reasons.