🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Null said:
Because it's funny.

All you stupid fags freaking out about redemption arcs and Kraut bad, Matt bad, PPP bad need to kill yourselves. You make this website less fun by existing. There are no sides. No one cares about your personal vendettas.

Do you get it? This is all at Ralph's expense and for the benefit of everyone watching. When the dust settles, feel free to evaluate how you feel about every other person involved, but for now - kindly keep your Fantasy Football IBS team drafts to yourself, because no one cares.
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This. The only proper side in this is the side of laughter and mockery. When milking the gunt for sweet hilarious nector its absolutly fair game to pump the ego of the cows enemies (of which there are many) in order to add fuel to the fire and ensure the most bountiful of harvests. I personally hate ralph and his gunt guard, but I enjoy laughing at him way more then I could ever care to hate him.
 
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Red_Cap said:
I'm fucking confused, you guys.

I don't get why Josh acts Ralph's reaction to the corn joke was that surprising. Yeah it was just a joke, but it was wrapped around the truth. No shit someone like Ralph doesn't like hearing he needs to be sacrificed, even if true, because I think any reasonable person would hate being singled out like that, even if true.

Why is anyone calling this a redemption arc of Jarbo? All he did was cling to his ruined reputation just long enough for his fuck up to be overshadowed by a bigger fuck up. He's only remembered because he was once involved, and he acts like a preening fucking faggot about it whenever he's on a stream.

And I'm not about to forget that PPP didn't get shitter-shattered that he couldn't trick Jim into carry water for him. That heel turn toward Jim was the exact same thing people thought Ralph would do if they ever had a falling out. If it's faggotry for one it's faggotry for the other. Am I supposed to pretend that he's not just as big a cow as Ralph is and will probably end up being the next one sacrificed to the corn?

I'm only current on Ralph because Josh is like one of two people I still follow. Why is everyone else so fucking gay?
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Keep seething gunt-guard.

:suffering:

Edit: Ghost show download update on my potato computer is mere hours away. :hah:
 
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ShakkaAhmose said:
I want more of Rand's schizo ramblings about JIDF agents trying to take down Ralph and DLive. He took /pol/ shitposting too literally.
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do you think he actually believes that shit? does he think that ralph is even right wing, or a nationalist? ralph is pretty obviously apolitical and will do whatever he thinks will make him the most shekels
 
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Desktop User2 said:
There will be probably a lot of Ade bashing, he saying the meth head told him to send the video and gloating. It would be funny if he did a cock reveal, but I doubt it. It's imperative for him to show the kid is still there, tho; if not, we will pile on hard.
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He will seek to obtain retroactive consent. Proving Faith consented is, as far as I can tell, his only way out of this.

To that end, he will make an undisclosed donation of 50k lemons to Black Lives matter in return for her avowal.
Also expect ‘epic’ gunt meme t-shirts.

Shannon appears to have not been forewarned of the show which suggests it will be a reactive, unplanned, ill-conceived, drunken nightmare.

He has 24 hours to war-game a convincing comeback. I expect him to go hard on Josh, Ade and Toad McJudas.

He will not take ownership, he will focus on counterpunching. Core audience will be convinced by Papa Ralph, for the rest of us...

.... it continues.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
At which point Ralph is completely and utterly screwed, more so than he deserves, to be honest.
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Ethan Ralph, rapist. itll be a glorious thread title

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no you don't understand we don't like ralph now and so anyone that makes fun of ralph is BASED and REDPILLED
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yes

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My fucking eyes holy fucking christ
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i hope this thread is filled with new gunt tape watchers for years posting first time reactions, up until long after any one cares
 
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He will not take ownership, he will focus on counterpunching. Core audience will be convinced by Papa Ralph, for the rest of us...
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I'm convinced his audience is so braindead stupid that he could completely admit he did it, accept his jail sentence, repent in prison, turn his life around once released and they'd believe there was a Shadow Ralph who split from the original Ralph that night and posted this as an attack on Ralph.
 
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ClipBitch said:
The first hacking claim has been staked. How long until the other guardians join the fray?

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Why does Dick keep defending this chode Ralph? He could spend an entire stream saying "I am a liability" over and over again, and Dick would still defend his shitty actions. He's not even talented or funny enough to justify it.
 
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lmfao Gator wtf are you doing? your ass is gonna get fired you keep running around and "criticizing" your fucking Boss dumbass. I hope Ralph spergs at you on twitter like he did Rand. Itll be hilarious watching you suck the gunt for forgiveness
 
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Red_Cap said:
I'm fucking confused, you guys.

I don't get why Josh acts Ralph's reaction to the corn joke was that surprising. Yeah it was just a joke, but it was wrapped around the truth. No shit someone like Ralph doesn't like hearing he needs to be sacrificed, even if true, because I think any reasonable person would hate being singled out like that, even if true.

Why is anyone calling this a redemption arc of Jarbo? All he did was cling to his ruined reputation just long enough for his fuck up to be overshadowed by a bigger fuck up. He's only remembered because he was once involved, and he acts like a preening fucking faggot about it whenever he's on a stream.

And I'm not about to forget that PPP didn't get shitter-shattered that he couldn't trick Jim into carry water for him. That heel turn toward Jim was the exact same thing people thought Ralph would do if they ever had a falling out. If it's faggotry for one it's faggotry for the other. Am I supposed to pretend that he's not just as big a cow as Ralph is and will probably end up being the next one sacrificed to the corn?

I'm only current on Ralph because Josh is like one of two people I still follow. Why is everyone else so fucking gay?
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no one is calling this a recemption arc for jarbo, it's just funny to see how much he pisses ralph off, you need to lurk more if this wasn't obvious, that or you're gunt shielding
 
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How old is Gator? I'm getting this older guy trying to impress high school kids vibe from this.
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
no one is calling this a recemption arc for jarbo, it's just funny to see how much he pisses ralph off, you need to lurk more if this wasn't obvious, that or you're gunt shielding
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i think he just wanted us to say matt is a sped, to make us "drop the act" but no, mundane matt redeemed, ethan btfo forever


Bryan Dunn said:
lmfao Gator wtf are you doing? your ass is gonna get fired you keep running around and "criticizing" your fucking Boss dumbass. I hope Ralph spergs at you on twitter like he did Rand. Itll be hilarious watching you suck the gunt for forgiveness
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gator crying over a dead family memeber realized by the gunt as blackmail when?
 
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