🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Lone MacReady said:
Disagree, anything can be funny - but if retards bomb a joke or can't think of a coherent one to begin with it is DOA.
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To me it didn't look like he was joking. He was just a being a vitriolic scumbag trying to say the worst thing he can think of to someone. But I'm not here to white knight Sargon "white nigger" of Akkad Im here to laugh at the other fat retard.

I've never been entertained so hard in my life. Day 2 and I'm still fucking laughing like a small child. :story:
Kraut said:
I'm signing off.

Had fun posting here more regularly.

I'll probably be back when Ralph has his next big fuck up, or when I fly to Canada to host the Golden Gunts.
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Just don't a-log Ralph for the next year or so about this incident like Ralph did. Get your laughs and move on.
 
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cowPoly said:
Autism request:
My best guess is that :ghost: paypiggies would’ve forced him to comment on 8/11:gunt:
at some point but there is so much nectar flowing I may not have time to find it does anyone have a clip (if it exists?)
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Im currently downloading the shitstorm that is the 10-11ish hour show now, its taking forever because I have a terrible PC
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
To add to that, here is a clip from a lost episode of the Killstream which Ralph recorded while in Colorado, featuring guest Rosie O'Donnell:
[WARNING: Gratuitous footage of the Gunt consuming]
Apologies for the shitty quality, best I could find.
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This might explain why he left the smart watch on. The gunt absorbed it.
 
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Festivus said:
I made a joke in Warski's chat, got muted by moderators and then 5 SECONDS LATER that co-host (literally who?) made the EXACT SAME joke. Andy's show is unwatchable anyways.
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UPDATE: I hit up Warski in the DM's to express my displeasure with him muting me on DLive yesterday. I told him the joke I made was "Ralph's sextape could cure your porn addiction", he asked for my DLive name, said lol and unmuted me. Everyone involved knows how funny this is, they just don't want to admit it.
 
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My Predictions for the RalphaTort

1 Ethan is pissed at Faith and will reveal yet another young gf, only this time it will be an underaged girl who is offline for the most part. Ralph will fuck up and kiwi will dox her
2 Ethan will accidentally post a tweet about blacked com on his main account
3 Ethan will get in a shoot out siege with the government
4 Gaytor will deny reality and shoot up a school to avenge his master
5 Ralph's last words on stream before being shot by the police will be "Cant abort the retort! i killed matt's career and ill kill you too!"
6 Gunt guard will still defend this
 
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Just listened to https://dlive.tv/p/peoplespopulistpress+Kd59rbIGg


Some of the highlights from ada's exposé:

1. Ralph is obsessed with Josh's dick
2. Ralph pays gator (doesn't do it for free!)
3. Ralph paid Nora to get on the killstream
4. Ralph (probably) never finished high school or ever had a job
5. Ralph whines a lot
6. Ralph doesn't move much. Not in bed either.
7. Ralph tried to flex his e-celebrity in jail, but nobody cared.
8. Ralph doesn't eat much, his weight comes from alcohol
9. Ralph listens to his own MC jarbo rap on repeat

Some of the things people might already know, but was new to me, said by Null:
1. Zidane left because he wanted to persue a real life.
2. Null says he doesn't fuck with people unless invited. He feels very invited by Ralph to fuck with him
3. What motivated Null more than anything else is calling Null a pedophile out of the blue
 
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