Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[CharlesBarkley]

So, what will come first, the sale of SA or the notch article?

Also Mandy and Logan should hook up. It would be a very interesting relationship.

 

[White Devil]

Mandy is like 50x hotter than Joan Rivers in Training. They'd be a sick couple.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Mandy is like 50x hotter than Joan Rivers in Training. They'd be a sick couple.

Not quite sure I'd put a meth-mouthed, attention-starved neo-Nazi who mistakes tornado sirens for dogwhistles as hot on any scale, but you do you.

 

[White Devil]

Not quite sure I'd put a meth-mouthed, attention-starved neo-Nazi who mistakes tornado sirens for dogwhistles as hot on any scale, but you do you.

Literally none of that except meth mouthed (I thought she got her mouth fixed though) apply towards her physical appearance? iirc her nudes dropped in this or the SA thread and she had/has a nice body. I personally think she does the early 2000s goth thing well.

 

[AnOminous]

Also Mandy and Logan should hook up. It would be a very interesting relationship.

Mandy would have to go back off her meds to be half as crazy as Bogan.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Literally none of that except meth mouthed (I thought she got her mouth fixed though) apply towards her physical appearance? iirc her nudes dropped in this or the SA thread and she had/has a nice body. I personally think she does the early 2000s goth thing well.

Fair enough. I never saw them myself. But if she's really all that good looking, lol and holy fucking shit that Shmorky of all things dumped his vanilla there at any point.

 

[White Devil]

Fair enough. I never saw them myself. But if she's really all that good looking, lol and holy fucking shit that Shmorky of all things dumped his vanilla there at any point.

Hey man, I said she's hotter than Melt Man from Action League Now, I didn't say I'd fuck her.

 

[Ilmseil]

That part was just implied.

 

[AnOminous]

Fair enough. I never saw them myself. But if she's really all that good looking, lol and holy fucking shit that Shmorky of all things dumped his vanilla there at any point.

She was also insane at the time.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

 

[TinyKitty]

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She looks like one of the hick characters from the Simpsons

 

[Hylics]

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There's not an ounce of life in those eyes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Considering the men involved were Schmorky and Lowtax, Mandy and Logan are Playboy centerfolds in comparison.

 

[Ghostse]

She was also insane at the time.

Trust me, its more than just "at the time".

 

[Sabrina]

Oh and to no one's surprise Mandy raised donations to fix her mouth, posted nothing on the forums, and Lowtax made a thread trying to get it shut down. She fixed the teeth then Lowtax spent the next couple of years trying to hit her up.

Seriously

 

[White Devil]

Oh and to no one's surprise Mandy raised donations to fix her mouth, posted nothing on the forums, and Lowtax made a thread trying to get it shut down. She fixed the teeth then Lowtax spent the next couple of years trying to hit her up.

Seriously

That entire thing where he tries to "save" her from her wrongthink was both pathetic and funny.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

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If someone told me that was CGI, I'd believe it. I'm morbidly curious about the rest of the series and I regret saying so already.

 

[PhantomDiploma]

Lowtax already remained uncancelled after multiple prior incidents. He'd been given way more rope than goons would ever give anyone else, and if Goons weren't such deeply damaged and self absorbed hypocrites they'd have cancelled him over Ashli in January or over his fence-sitting on FYAD in December. He was still making close to 10k when he tried to get her gofundme for his ex and their daughter shut down, and the castrati that relied on his website for validation were helping him do it, too.

Hey, the Goons aren't just good social justice advocates, they have other things to worry about like $10 accounts. I'm sure they have really good reasons for not speaking up when his wife went to a literal woman's shelter.
Though Lowtax and them - and Schmorky for that matter - aren't so different, they're all for social justice when they get to do something fun, like yell at strangers on the internet. But they're still people with lives, and social justice isn't their only priority. Sometimes they need to pause the social justice lectures aside for a bit when they need to focus on other things in their lives. Some of them have families, and they can't always be talking about being a good feminist when they're doing other things they enjoy. Things like getting high instead of fathering or cheating on their wives and then beating said wives when they start voicing their opinions about said cheating. That's not to leave out the ones without families, who have hobbies unrelated to feminism like creeping on little girls. Having those things going on in their lives doesn't stop them from logging back on a few hours later to yell about how misgendering is akin to murder. Apparently, it really doesn't stop them.

 

[Brad Gray]

i love misgendering people. AND murder

 

[Ilmseil]

Can you misgender murdered people?!