🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Perspicacity]

He has personally admitted he is into coprophilia.

Out of all the things that happened, I did not see that one coming. HAHAHAHAHAHA the corn harvest has truly been bountiful.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I don't believe he can claim she knew after all the capos disavowed his doing, he would've told them... or they pulled a massive ops

Yeah, Gunt and Faith are just bullshiting. Their drug and booze stupor made them think they could lie despite all the evidence, they gave up the act pretty quick.

It was like when a 3 year old lies about eating the cookie jar cookies while being covered in crumbs and chocolate chips.

Not sure where they think "trolling da karen haters" will take them since they CLEARLY CANNOT plan more than 2 seconds into the future.

 

[Pistoleer]

This makes me sad. I don't want it to end but I don't see how it can get any better.

All good things. We have reaped the harvest my friend. All that is left is to enjoy the Fall.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Probably the only way this situation could escalate any further is if Ralph and/or Faith catch corona, leading to the possibility of either of their fucked up lives being cut short.

But aside from that, Ralph is just plain done. I'm sure there'll be more stuff with him after this, like MundaneMatt post-boulder stream or (to a lesser extent) Tonka post-Knoxville, but I think for the most part Ralph has run his course as a cow. He would need a goddamn miracle to reach a height even close to this one. I guess there could be another Pillstream, but that's just the thing—it's already been done.

I might post in this thread again, but as far as the tape is concerned I think I've made my points without regurgitating what's already been said before me. 'Twas a ride, and it's been fun hanging with you fine folks. Peace.

 

[Desktop User2]

Yeah, Gunt and Faith are just bullshiting. Their drug and booze stupor made them think they could lie despite all the evidence, they gave up the act pretty quick.

It was like when a 3 year old lies about eating the cookie jar cookies while being covered in crumbs and chocolate chips.

Did she make any statement? Other than her being with him today, there's absolute no way he can claim it was her doing. I mean he already payed one ex once to lie, but if she isn't there at all, that's final.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Bro... @Ahalfwaycrook you need to drop this whore. I get that you love her or whatever but it's poisoning your mind and taking you to a dark place. She's already fucked you around, can you not learn? Move on and get a better woman. Jesus fucking christ.

This poor guy looks to be about one short hop away from a backflip. When people talk about a woman’s body count, I’m not sure they mean it quite so literally. Man, it’s not worth it—move on.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

It's like that Always Sunny episode where the reporter the gang kidnapped could've put them in jail, but decided letting them live in their own squalor was worse of a punishment.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Why in the world would a fat guy send someone else a video of him huffing an ass finger? What was his envisioned endgame? What was this moron thinking especially with him being in the fray for so long?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Why in the world would a fat guy send someone else a video of him huffing an ass finger? What was his envisioned endgame? What was this moron thinking especially with him being in the fray for so long?

He wants the world to know he's a proud poop sniffer because he thinks all men sniff poops... he thinks he is owning the virgins

 

[naught]

Happy 2020!
May the blessed harvest continue til the gunt consumes itself.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

To the people shitting on a 18 year olds looks. Grow the fuck up. You’re just as bad as Ralph.

Most of us will admit we made many wrong choices at that age as being 18 does not suddenly Make one experienced at making sound life choices. Especially if she’s not all up there she doesn’t deserve to be brought down like Mr Guntz.

I’d be expecting this shit from the gunt guards and not fellow kiwis to be honest.

Well I'm sure I didn't date a obese alcoholic who lives in a shack and let them release a sex tape of her gunt doing the most workout it ever had since getting out of jail when I was 18, but that's just me. These thots need to be held accountable.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Both are 'downers', which means they relax a person. Alcohol can increase the "high" effect of benzodiazapines like Xanax with minimal actual effort (read: you don't have to drink too much to do so) and since it's legal to get for adults it's usually mixed for that reason. The problem is benzos tend to have some serious side effects with prolonged use, such as renal problems and enhancing the liver problems alcohol can create. Also, benzos can have negative mental side effects with prolonged use, such as dementia and memory problems.

Recovery is sometimes impossible. Permanent motor dysfunction is possible, as well as damage to the hippocampus, precluding the creation of long term memories.

Benzodiazepine Withdrawal

See what happens after years of taking anxiety medication: Benzodiazepine. UPDATE: I'm NOT the person in the video! This guy's name is Marco and he says he w...

youtu.be

Notice how the dude says this is four fucking months into his recovery.

 

[SimoHayha]

It's okay, middle of the road. If you're gonna drink bourbon, Woodford Reserve or Buffalo Trace are better.

The one thing I'll ever credit Ethan with is introducing me to Woodford

 

[Desktop User2]

who said that was Ade, about the Dirty Sanchez... I think you are mixing the crack whores

I don't have it saved but Faith said the day of the incident that the sex tape wasn't real and she was not on the "receiving end of a reversed dirty Sanchez"
She denied it but then backtracked which is sad lmao
He wants the world to know he's a proud poop sniffer because he thinks all men sniff poops

 

[Spectre_06]

Recovery is sometimes impossible. Permanent motor dysfunction is possible, as well as damage to the hippocampus, precluding the creation of long term memories.

Benzodiazepine Withdrawal

See what happens after years of taking anxiety medication: Benzodiazepine. UPDATE: I'm NOT the person in the video! This guy's name is Marco and he says he w...

youtu.be

Notice how the dude says this is four fucking months into his recovery.

This is why I'm fucking terrified to drink too much with my trazodone. It's not a lot (25mgs a night to help me sleep) but I've heard of some of the shit that CAN happen. That and I'm a straight-edge bastard.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

This is why I'm fucking terrified to drink too much with my trazodone. It's not a lot (25mgs a night to help me sleep) but I've heard of some of the shit that CAN happen. That and I'm a straight-edge bastard.

>25mg

You are like little babby. I was on 150mg before I got off.

 

[LiquidKid]

At first glance this looks real.

Edit - This is the full video! It's her! and the gunt!

Spoiler: GUNT SEX TAPE NSFL

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That is the floppiest video I’ve ever seen. It’s like god damn jello smacking smacking together. Is it possible to have a reverse boner?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

who said that was Ade, about the Dirty Sanchez... I think you are mixing the crack whores

Ohhhh... What's Faith's twitter handle? Or does she not have one?

 

[TheBeanz]

This may turn out to be a nothing burger and I apologize if so. But the ex (methbro) retweeted this which claims Faith was A OK with the video being posted. The girl claiming this is from California, which is the only link to faith I can see. Also the people in the replies seem to be familiar with faith. Maybe more eyes will help find a legit connection.

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'Walmart version of a cartoon princess'

Spoiler: terrible selfie

She's not wrong. Who simps for this?

EDIT:

"I'm a 21 year old trans woman

Explains a lot

 

[Stunk]

Any clever name for the gunts sex position? I would call it “The Stinky Waterbed”.