🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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The options I see for the show tonight:

Coward - He doesn't talk about the video or makes a very brief comment then moving on immediately to his 'epic' IBS segment.
Liar - He says that he was hacked, which we all know is 100% a lie, but his loyal viewers might be dumb enough to believe it.
Cringe - He says that he did it and says something like 'I am just giga chad gang gang' or something else cringey.
Truth - He looks at the camera with his fat head, beady little eyes, fidgeting with his T-Rex arms and just says he did it. Maybe he will say it was a mistake or that he will do better. We all know though that the cycle will occur again.

No matter what this has been super entertaining.
 
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Guck said:
The options I see for the show tonight:

Coward - He doesn't talk about the video or makes a very brief comment then moving on immediately to his 'epic' IBS segment.
Liar - He says that he was hacked, which we all know is 100% a lie, but his loyal viewers might be dumb enough to believe it.
Cringe - He says that he did it and says something like 'I am just giga chad gang gang' or something else cringey.
Truth - He looks at the camera with his fat head, beady little eyes, fidgeting with his T-Rex arms and just says he did it. Maybe he will say it was a mistake or that he will do better. We all know though that the cycle will occur again.

No matter what this has been super entertaining.
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My guess is cringe. Lots of chest thumping on his twitter account recently.
 
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TheBeanz said:
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I doubt he'd get in the news for causing the suicide of some random meth head. I doubt the meth head would even make the news if he an hero'd.


My money's on this one
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Not on CNN or anything, no. But he got in the WSJ for his Healstream shitshow... imagine if he was responsible for a death? If he's already on these people's radar I can definitely see some articles about "alt-right extremist podcast causes suicide" or something.

That's an extreme example of what could happen, and again, I hope emo boy mans up and gets his shit sorted instead.

The one I hope for the most is the Me Too trial. If Ralph or someone else dies that would be kinda shit, plus no more nectar for us. The Trial of The Gunt would be something special to watch go down.
 
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Dubious Dubu said:
To all of you gunt guard trying to scrub your paypigging connection to Ethan Ralph:
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Ralph actually does expect people to stand behind his shit choices and he calls that "loyal." But his friends who genuinely tried to warn him about how dangerously cringey he is, have been blocked, dumped, and dragged by him. He does not want friends, he wants a hugbox.

lol. It's funny because Ethan Ralph is a big backstabber type, and being "loyal" to such a huge asshole as him is a joke.
 
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Guck said:
The options I see for the show tonight:

Coward - He doesn't talk about the video or makes a very brief comment then moving on immediately to his 'epic' IBS segment.
Liar - He says that he was hacked, which we all know is 100% a lie, but his loyal viewers might be dumb enough to believe it.
Cringe - He says that he did it and says something like 'I am just giga chad gang gang' or something else cringey.
Truth - He looks at the camera with his fat head, beady little eyes, fidgeting with his T-Rex arms and just says he did it. Maybe he will say it was a mistake or that he will do better. We all know though that the cycle will occur again.

No matter what this has been super entertaining.
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He will definitely be drunk. And I lean towards cringe “giga chad gang gang poo poo squad” type of response mixed with “I didn’t do anything”
 
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The only thing there is to look forward to in the Ralph saga apart from an arrest is Dlive shutting down. I'd love for Ralph to be off it and forced onto a platform with an accurate view counter. Probably a long way out though if it happens at all.
 
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Guck said:
The options I see for the show tonight:

Coward - He doesn't talk about the video or makes a very brief comment then moving on immediately to his 'epic' IBS segment.
Liar - He says that he was hacked, which we all know is 100% a lie, but his loyal viewers might be dumb enough to believe it.
Cringe - He says that he did it and says something like 'I am just giga chad gang gang' or something else cringey.
Truth - He looks at the camera with his fat head, beady little eyes, fidgeting with his T-Rex arms and just says he did it. Maybe he will say it was a mistake or that he will do better. We all know though that the cycle will occur again.

No matter what this has been super entertaining.
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I see a mix of Liar and Cringe, he says that he got hacked but then he says he doesn't care because it just showed how much of an alpha chad he is like Daddy Dax. He's already trying to say his cock isn't small which I didn't think was possible given the evidence, so honestly nothing he could pull would surprise me at this point.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
I mean she's awful and I would be very wary of having anything to do with her given her demonstrably zero-sum view of relationships but you have to admire the skill of the player, even if you hate the game. Dick and Ralph may think they're alpha males in touch with the Will To Power but Faith is the real deal.
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you lost me there bro

even the prom king and the guntlord are higher on the ladder of success (be it financially or socially) than a low tier internet groupie whose only claim to fame is conning a methhead while riding the guntlords micropenis
 
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BadTakeCrucifier said:
God what a toxic mentality. Ethan Ralph is one of the biggest backstabbers. This level of loyalty is to be reserved for people who would extend the same courtesy to you. Ralph is not one of those "loyal" people.

Also, you should not be "loyal" to someone who freaks out and blocks you when you try to genuinely warn them about how dangerously faggoty they are being. True friends don't stand behind your shit choices, they stop you from ever making them.
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The point being Ralph has been like this for several years. So this isn't like Jimmy Savile or Bill Cosby who had a good public image only to shock everyone when the dark truth was revealed. Gunt guard have backed, funded, and followed him on his decent into Hell for over half a decade of pure degeneracy and sociopathic behavior, yet now the same gunt guards want a get out of jail free card. It makes them look twice as bad; both for knowingly loyal to a filthy man for so long, and will be known as Judas' too.
 
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Guck said:
The options I see for the show tonight:

Coward - He doesn't talk about the video or makes a very brief comment then moving on immediately to his 'epic' IBS segment.
Liar - He says that he was hacked, which we all know is 100% a lie, but his loyal viewers might be dumb enough to believe it.
Cringe - He says that he did it and says something like 'I am just giga chad gang gang' or something else cringey.
Truth - He looks at the camera with his fat head, beady little eyes, fidgeting with his T-Rex arms and just says he did it. Maybe he will say it was a mistake or that he will do better. We all know though that the cycle will occur again.

No matter what this has been super entertaining.
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We know exactly what to expect:

A retard emulating retard white trash antics from the trashiest soap opera/sport
 
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