🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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My Headcannon:

Ralph, to keep his numbers up, will tease his statement until the end of the show. He will then make some slippery statement to the effect of " I can't really comment on the particulars at this time".

While what actually happened is after being contacted by Faith's legal representation/Mr Vickers, he agrees to:
1) purge all his social media of her presence.
2)settle for an immediate payment of an undisclosed sum.
3)vow to not ever mention her by name or insinuation again.
4) If any of these agreements are violated, he will face legal ramifications, i.e. criminal or civil prosecution.

Thus the Gunt, though muzzled, will slime out of any consequences for being an absolute waste of oxygen.
 
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Getting tard comed said:
If Gator is being paid how likely is it that Bibble is too? It really makes all of his regular guests look a little suspect.

If they are paid can you get mad at then for essentially doing their job?
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I think the payment revelations really bring into question how much Ralph is actually making, if he's paying Gator and some of the other Killstream regular hosts that's gotta cut into his profits. It also brings into question if he's paying the guests to show up too, if he has to pay his cast and pay people to come on the show then he's probably not making anything substantial even when you include all his sources of income.
 
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The beauty of all of this is that Ralph hasn't learned his lesson at all. Soon we will all move on to other things and it'll be quiet except for a few rabid haters, which Ralph earned. But just remember that Ralph has a cycle.

He drinks until he drinks way too much.
He fucks up horribly to the point where he has a reality check.
He slows down and acts normal, but still has a few drinks on the side.

We will all be back in about 6 months.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
3) We'll get a Josh rant and he'll mention Josh's penis multiple times, he will shit on Ade too
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He'll defame Josh's penis and Ade's 'vulva'. It will be high brow stuff.

TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
I'm definitely in the minority here but I think Faith will be incentivised one way or another to say she allowed it. Marvelous Matthew Vickers has shown he has no interest in actually protecting his daughter so in all likelihood she'll pop up soon either on stream or in a call to talk about how much she loves Ralph's tiny pecker and how she enjoys having Ralph eat her shit.
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There's no way this will happen. The most Ralph can get in return for his $50K is that the Vickers will drop any legal action. I can see no situation in which she goes on record as allowing the posting of the video.

Getting tard comed said:
If they are paid can you get mad at then for essentially doing their job?
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That defence was ROUNDLY REJECTED at Nuremberg.

High Tea said:
Game changing? Shots every time Ralph infers he's a chad or everyone else is an incel. Wasted within a half hour.
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Godwinson's earlier stream about how he doesn't hate Ralph or Gator makes me think they're angling for a debate of PPP and Godwinson versus Ralph and Gator. I think the 'Hear no evil/Speak no evil' thing will be them saying nice things in order to lull their opponents into a false sense that this whole misunderstanding can be settled.
 
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How far would Ralph take his fecal fetish behind closed doors? Dudes willing to eat a cheese burger out of the trash. Maybe he’s willing to eat a cheeseburger out of the ass
 

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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
I'm definitely in the minority here but I think Faith will be incentivised one way or another to say she allowed it. Marvelous Matthew Vickers has shown he has no interest in actually protecting his daughter so in all likelihood she'll pop up soon either on stream or in a call to talk about how much she loves Ralph's tiny pecker and how she enjoys having Ralph eat her shit.
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not the minority its just hard to accept that women would have so little dignity to sleep with the trash rutting raccoon and then defend him after he ruins their lives

Some points I overlooked about Ralph

1. he outed his pakistani wife as bisexual, possibly opening her up to attacks from the pakistani immigrants who are more religious
2. the scale of the gunt tape is a 5'1 hobbit and a petite child and their hobbit hole, its possible ralph's penis is even tinier than it looks scaled to those objects
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
The beauty of all of this is that Ralph hasn't learned his lesson at all. Soon we will all move on to other things and it'll be quiet except for a few rabid haters, which Ralph earned. But just remember that Ralph has a cycle.

He drinks until he drinks way too much.
He fucks up horribly to the point where he has a reality check.
He slows down and acts normal, but still has a few drinks on the side.

We will all be back in about 6 months.
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I look forward to the video where he goes digging for buried treasure with both thumbs like a true explorer would.
 
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MeltyTW said:
not the minority its just hard to accept that women would have so little dignity to sleep with the trash rutting raccoon and then defend him after he ruins their lives

Some points I overlooked about Ralph

1. he outed his pakistani wife as bisexual, possibly opening her up to attacks from the pakistani immigrants who are more religious
2. the scale of the gunt tape is a 5'1 hobbit and a petite child and their hobbit hole, its possible ralph's penis is even tinier than it looks scaled to those objects
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He also said Nora stopped being Muslim and called her an apostate. He clearly doesn't care about her safety
 
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