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Shut up, you can't stop me from fucking the moon.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Shut up, you can't stop me from fucking the moon.
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I'm partial to the ballsack interpretation myself.
They'll only do that once they find out you're a registered sex offender.
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Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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Send Moon feet pics and mukbang videos and you might be in with a chance.
edit: vvv that's no way to speak of our erverlord
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The commitment to fucking the unthinkable in this thread brings a tear to my eyes. Proud of you, moon fuckers and Christian cock converters.
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Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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Holy shit, he named two of his plushies Paki? I really hope he visits East London or Bradford and loudly introduces it to people hahahaha
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Normies: Fucking Loki
Me: Netflix and chill with Nyarlathotep
Pocket Salt!
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Afro witch sounds like an anime.
So if they could magically kill their Master, where they just slaves for fun then? Kinky.
A lot of these symptoms can be part of a mental illness
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Also I'm starting to think "cottagecore" is some mad genius's secret plan to slowly rehabilitate the modern female back to healthy womanhood because knitting and baking cute bread turtles is too wholesome to be a Tumblr-born idea.
Now all we need is "gymcore" to do the same for men.
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Soyboys are trying desperately to stop it.
Gym Bros More Likely to be Right-Wing Assholes, Science Confirms - VI…
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EyelessMC
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This is insane on many levels, but if I'm not mistaken "Broadly Staff", the supposed author that gave birth to this article, refers to Vice's "feminist channel" helmed by a former editor of Jezebel, so mocking that article kinda feels bad, like making fun of some ugly dope until you realize his dad was an effeminate pigman and his three-pack-a-day smoker mother gave birth to him rectally. How else would it turn out?
"No, stop! I only needed a little bit of hair so I could mix it with my period blood in a plastic cup of Aunt Jemima as an offering to Venus! Please, you have to let me go! If I don't offer her a sacrifice soon she'll be hella mad and make the magical power of my fat rolls inert! I won't be able to cast incantations from my Bedazzled grimoire! How will I know if my hex worked on the President--Why are you putting me in a straight jacket?!"
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black tumblr witchcraft sounds like something from a toni Morrison novel. (I was about to type “tumblr Morrison”)
Afro witch sounds like an anime.
So if they could magically kill their Master, where they just slaves for fun then? Kinky.
A lot of these symptoms can be part of a mental illness
Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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These symptoms are almost all psychosomatic or just normal shit too, so if someone worries they've been cursed, then they'll forget where they left their keys and attribute it to the curse, or they'll feel more anxious and make themselves sick.
Afro witch sounds like an anime.
So if they could magically kill their Master, where they just slaves for fun then? Kinky.
A lot of these symptoms can be part of a mental illness
I'd believe in curses if it were more specific and verifiable, like if a Tumblr witch said "hocus pocus hong, I declare you cursed and tomorrow at 6:33pm exactly a wild jackdaw will fly into your kitchen and make a horrible mess", or "your legs will fall off and doctors won't be able to explain it" and it happened exactly as predicted, then they might have something. Just feeling a bit shit isn't proof of anything.
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What’s it going to take to bring back the salem witch trials except for internet witch LARPers? I instantly realized that we need Salem 2.0 the first time I saw a witch’s tiktok video about the importance of consent for love charms. Bitch, doesn’t consent defeat the entire purpose of a love spell?
verygayFrogs
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I’m back with more cottagecore
The fuck they didn’t. You probably made the story up
No, it looks like Hamberlyn shit on a plate.
I hope they mean smite as in kill and not fuck.
The fuck why is this tagged with gay and trans? It’s a fucking gif of Saria playing the ocarina!
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Everything is gay and trans. Even watching paint dry.
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AI Pope of Entropic Declesiastics/Ver. U+1F0ED
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Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac. What a highly unlikely choice that is, I'm utterly shocked.
Hint: being a coke addict and liking scarves isn't magical, no matter how much Stevie wishes it were so. By that logic Steven Tyler is a witch too.
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Like a cat with a dead vole, I bring you some shit.
TERFs? In my witchcraft? It's more likely than you may think.
What's with the Hozier shit?
Nerds
Found the otherkin!
I'm getting off track...
TERFs? In my witchcraft? It's more likely than you may think.
What's with the Hozier shit?
Nerds
Found the otherkin!
I'm getting off track...
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