Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

yo. everybody type in the chat alex is a stupid nigger. just type in the chat alex is a stupid nigger. fuck him. fuck him.
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alex still denies the doll forums account... funny how he tells this mecha guy that he has no knowledge how password recovery works when alex himself doesnt seem to know either and is just pulling it out of his ass at this point to keep up with the denial, expecting anyone who sees this to believe it...

alex really is a stupid nigger. keemstar was actually ahead of his time by ten years.

This is as good as you may expect from him.

>it sends e-mail recovery to both accounts

You dumb nigger, we checked it multiple fucking times!

Well, I've checked myself, because I thought that maybe random@gmail.com doesn't exist.

I used burner mail (you know, like Alex should've)
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and yep, result is the same.
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Edit: Wait a minute, he logged in on July 4th, so either he tried to change his e-mail adress in his account or he wanted to say "Happy 4th of July" to his fellow dollfuckers.

I created an account to check if it's possible to change your mail. Yep, you can do this.
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Which means, that Alex had his dollforum account registered to his FUCKING BUSINESS EMAIL and he did it again!

Scratch that, his new business mail is yanderedev@mail.com

Edit edit: And there is "private messages" tab, which means we could have further look into his account, if our hackerman thought well about his operation. Scratch that, you can't send messages to him. At least now you can't.

I tested the email password reset thingy on DollForums and it indeed works as Not Based or Redpilled said: "cannotgoogleme" with my email (which I used for my burner account, so it's not a totally unrelated address and DF does have it in its database) doesn't work, "cannotgoogleme" with Alex's email does work.

I'm now 100% convinced that Not Based or Redpilled did not fake the proof (it's easy to fake screenshots if you want) and Alex is cannotgoogleme.

Unless someone hacked cannotgoogleme on DF and changed the email in the account settings to evaxephon, or cannotgoogleme trolled Alex by changing the email himself, but either of those would be too silly and almost as probable as Osana coming out.

Of course, no one has to believe me on my word either. I recommend trying it yourself while you still can.

"Stop Sending Me Emails 2: Stop Resetting Password On My Sex Doll Forum Account"

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He has also logged in on the stip club review website.
And wouldn't you fucking know:
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Trying xHamster:
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Trying evaxephon at mail dot com:
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No idea which account is his, but this looks like an obvious candidate (created Sep 15, 201
(NSFW obviously) https://xhamster.com/users/cannotgoogleme http://archive.md/Uxinn
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There's literally nothing interesting on that account. I guess an adult man needs his wank.

BTW, Pornhub, XTube, XVideos and Redtube protects users' privacy better. Whatever email you type, you get a message similar to this:
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>I get 100 password recovery notifications every day

Well, considering the above, congratulations on confirming that it works as we thought it does.

 

[I got rabies]

People keep referring to Alex's code as spaghetti but I think it's closer to a dry block of instant ramen.

 

[CumChalice.png]

She’s finally here. https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2020/08/13/shes-done/

The only reason I can think of why he would do this is for a momentary increase in patreon bux before riding off into the sunset. His Lolcowness will for sure follow him if he does though...

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

People keep referring to Alex's code as spaghetti but I think it's closer to a dry block of instant ramen.

Even dried ramen is more organized than his code.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Currently calling bullshit on Osana finally being done, but who knows, maybe I'm actually wrong this time...? I'm sure that she'll be a buggy mess (like the rest of the game is) though.

 

[Hylics]

He lives up to his name.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Currently calling bullshit on Osana finally being done, but who knows, maybe I'm actually wrong this time...? I'm sure that she'll be a buggy mess (like the rest of the game is) though.

It's been mentioned before, that she can be done fron his point of view. Well, like everything in his fucking game.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

The only reason I can think of why he would do this is for a momentary increase in patreon bux before riding off into the sunset. His Lolcowness will for sure follow him if he does though...

If that's the case, mission fucking accomplished. Reoccurring Patron Mr.90to100dollars has made a triumphant return to the fold.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

I bet this is the next Alex meme that'll become big with the unfunny Redditors.

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's pretty funny. I'm pretty sure though that the Alex weens will just spam it over and over again eventually.

He does look and sound like a Japanese immigrant here.

 

[CakeCutey]

I bet one of my kidneys that's it gonna be delayed again.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Please forgive me if I'm wrong, but hasn't he announced being "done" or "extremely close to done" several times before? I seriously want to know what the fuck he's doing.

 

[CrippleFucker69]

Please forgive me if I'm wrong, but hasn't he announced being "done" or "extremely close to done" several times before? I seriously want to know what the fuck he's doing.

Probably jerking off to Osana before releasing her as a half-assed update

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Probably jerking off to Osana before releasing her as a half-assed update

Each time Alex writes an else-if block, he stops and cooms.

 

[Yuusha-sama]

I don't read this thread at all, but I was playing around with the yanderify tool.
Mostly to play around with faces of Weeb Wars speds, but I made one of Alex, so I thought I should share it here.

 

[eggchildben]

What bothers me the most about Alex's latest blog post was the line "I have removed all “Anti-Osana Countermeasures” that prevent Osana from spawning in public builds."

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How was this not as simple as removing spawn_osana: false in a config file?!

 

[deepFriedBaka]

How was this not as simple as removing spawn_osana: false in a config file?!

This is Alex. Give him an easy way and a hard way to do something and he'll take the hard way after he calls the easy way an exceptional method.
It's not enough for a simple spawn_osana:false. It just has to be: Destroy(Student[11]) over and over and over...

 

[Professional Meanie]

Nah, that makes him look way too endearing and self aware.

I agree, if this was the first clip I ever saw of alex I'd think he'd be a pretty cool guy

 

[FurezoHarto]

The only reason I can think of why he would do this is for a momentary increase in patreon bux before riding off into the sunset. His Lolcowness will for sure follow him if he does though...

Maybe but all I know is that if she doesn't get released now it's all over for him. Excuse the hype posting but I feel like something good might come of this for once in his life.

 

[Lacto]

Is Osana finally coming ? She was supposedly almost ready in January irc. I wonder if that was actually true and and Alex didn't really do anything for almost 6+ months. She for sure is going to be a massive disappointment.

 

[Gaia Soraka]

What bothers me the most about Alex's latest blog post was the line "I have removed all “Anti-Osana Countermeasures” that prevent Osana from spawning in public builds."

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How was this not as simple as removing spawn_osana: false in a config file?!

iirc he had a ton of anti-osana measures, like spawning a demon that would chase you around school. people bypassed it of course, but it still must've taken more code than just code to spawn osana.