Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

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Sick Nick is in restrictive housing in the county prison. It looks like they are either trying to keep him away from the other inmates, or he is smearing his shit on the walls and making himself a nuisance to the prison staff. Restrictive housing is the modern term for 'the hole', so Nick is only let out of his cell for an hour a day, and a few times a week to be bathed. Make no mistake, they'll bathe him even if he doesn't want to.

Not to sound like a ween, but is anyone attending any of his hearings?
 
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navydeckink said:
Not to sound like a ween, but is anyone attending any of his hearings?
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Hey @maddipuppy, welcome to the lolcow farm

Not surprised that he would send you those kinds of messages, but still it's truly horrifying and I'm sorry you had to put up with him

How did you first meet Nick, was before or after Anna stopped talking to him?

Btw I'm the guy from the reaction video, thanks for the reply
 
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navydeckink said:
Sick Nick is in restrictive housing in the county prison. It looks like they are either trying to keep him away from the other inmates, or he is smearing his shit on the walls and making himself a nuisance to the prison staff. Restrictive housing is the modern term for 'the hole', so Nick is only let out of his cell for an hour a day, and a few times a week to be bathed. Make no mistake, they'll bathe him even if he doesn't want to.

Not to sound like a ween, but is anyone attending any of his hearings?
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@Saul Goodman went to the first one. No idea if he will go to this one, but I'm sure someone will. Kinda wish I still lived in VA, cause I'd go.
 
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Am I the only one who has trouble connecting to view this page?
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It's a PDF so I'd first check if you have Adobe Reader and working, but it's not an actual PDF on a server somewhere, but a result of some fancy scripting so I'd make sure you can run scripts and you don't have some weird, overprotective security settings somewhere. I'm not a web dev or anything but that's the solution to like...99% of the problems with web stuff.
 
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cyaltir said:
It's a PDF so I'd first check if you have Adobe Reader and working, but it's not an actual PDF on a server somewhere, but a result of some fancy scripting so I'd make sure you can run scripts and you don't have some weird, overprotective security settings somewhere. I'm not a web dev or anything but that's the solution to like...99% of the problems with web stuff.
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Cool. Thanks for your help! :cool:
 
Muncie Anderson said:
Also, people who run prisons can easily defend their choices to serve the inmates things like nutraloaf by saying "We're still feeding them three times a day." Yes, it's a bland tasting concoction (so I've heard), and it seems designed for punishing inmates, but it's still edible.
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What do they do when someone has certain allergies or whatever where they can't eat something like Nutraloaf?
 
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so, i gathered up my spoons to do a bit of digging in my twitter DMS and found a goldmine of choice things. warning: some graphic stuff, esp towards Anna, forceful language, he tells me...a lot of things. also, 2012 me is a little bit mean and edgy. oops! I didnt wanna go too far back, so I will probably provide more when I get home. I'm at school on my phone right now, so sorry if the screenshots aren't great. :) also, they're out of order because ...idk I'm sorry. order doesn't really matter considering the content speaks for itself, I think.

Anna, if you see this I would really recommend you didnt read this because he is really graphic and yeah
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"can you not exist"

That is the best response possible. I don't think you're too mean and edgy, considering the person you're talking to.
 
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As the only person here who legitimately finds "Kentucky Don't Exist" to be funny, I still wonder how he came up with that phrase in the first place. He claimed on his ask.fm that he heard about it "from a very off-the-radar individual around 2004". Part of me wants to believe he came into contact with another delusional schizoid pedo who was running from the law and some of his influence/insanity rubbed off on him, but then another part thinks he more likely just heard someone say it in a dream and thought it was "le randumb funny XD" enough to say it over and over again for the next 11 years.

Proposing the latter because my autistic mind has been through much similar phases, e.g. dream I had when I was 16 where there was a sign outside a restaurant reading "We Had Fish" (implying that they're out of/no longer serve fish or something?), another dream I had when I was I think 7 with an animated mouse resembling Arthur/Rupert the Bear holding a hat full of holes and moaning "MY HAT, IT'S RUINED!!!". Also IRL in one of my sped classes in first grade when some wheelchair kid who was at least 10 started whining "I WANNA WATCH WINNIE DA POOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!"

But seriously, if someone could write a bluegrass song based on Kentucky Don't Exist, that would be great.
 
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Mrs Paul said:
What do they do when someone has certain allergies or whatever where they can't eat something like Nutraloaf?
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To be fair.... There's probably not a lot in nutraloaf that you can be allergic too. If, for some reason, you were allergic to something in the nutraloaf, they'd likely find something else to feed you that tasted just as horrid.
 
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Yawning Bulbasaur said:
As the only person here who legitimately finds "Kentucky Don't Exist" to be funny, I still wonder how he came up with that phrase in the first place.
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So a little history lesson: When the World Wide Web started invading the popular consciousness in the mid-90s, there emerged a large number of glossy print magazines letting all us off-line people and internet newcomers know about all the wild, wacky stuff that was happening online. I was an avid reader of some of these, and I am fairly certain that I read a feature on fake conspiracy theories that contained a reference to "Kentucky isn't real". This sort of thing was one of the original vectors for trolling, which was a lot more fun to watch when it was based on either fancifulness and creativity or subtle tweaking of firm beliefs on trivial matters.

I just did the laziest Google search ever and found the Wikipedia page on the Bielefeld conspiracy; down in the "Other versions" section, I found that "[on] USENET, a similar joke was told about North Dakota in the 1980s," and that the joke was applied to other states as well. It's likely that Nick ran across the joke on some odd corner of the internet and, like the fake Candian accent, adopted it as part of his persona. It's unfortunate that he didn't adopt a guide to being a decent human being instead, but I suppose that such an outcome would have required him to have some core of humanity to begin with.
 
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cyaltir said:
It's a PDF so I'd first check if you have Adobe Reader and working, but it's not an actual PDF on a server somewhere, but a result of some fancy scripting so I'd make sure you can run scripts and you don't have some weird, overprotective security settings somewhere. I'm not a web dev or anything but that's the solution to like...99% of the problems with web stuff.
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Can't get this to work either (FF or Opera), can somebody make a screencap and attach it here?
 
I looked up his PD, he apparently went to Widener Law School. Now, you can argue that a law degree is a law degree, and everyone has to take and pass the same bar exam in whatever state they wish to practice. But like with high school, some schools offer you a better education regardless of whether you pass the graduation test. Schools earn a reputation, and a Harvard diploma inspires much more confidence than one from the University of American Samoa, no disrespect to @Saul Goodman (at least the BB/BCS version).

Widener's Wikipedia page says that it's considered to be a Tier-2 law school, although every other link on Google seems to suggest it's Tier-4. @AnOminous , can you and some of our other lawfags shed some light on what this means?
 
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