US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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irishAzoth said:
Americans always coming up with that "welp guess im moving to Canada" shtick every 4 years. Once you see how much taxes you have to give to the Trudeaus(and I mean that literally) you'll head south over the wall to Mexico. At least the Mexican Cartels are run by real men instead of a cuck.
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Hell I even knew someone in high school claiming he'd do it in response to Obama getting reelected. I guess Stephen Harper technically counted as 'conservative' though.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
:story: Truly this is the best timeline with the best coincidences. This is the party that speaks in broken Spanish during the debates, and yet no one was there to tell Kamala that what may be a more innocent word in her mother's language may not translate the same way in a completely different language.
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>presidential pick prone to gaffes
>keep him off mic in favor of VP who wont gaffe it up
>VP calls herself a cock-sucker in the language of one of your top pander demographics
 
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Another Joe Biden ad:
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Shaka Brah said:
The only way to protect Arizona's kids is to refuse to allow a pedo into the White House.
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Honestly, the whole focus on kids in both ads I’ve seen in the mail from the Biden campaign have come across as creepy and manipulative. I get that children are important, but I’m against using kids to gain more political leverage, no matter the party or affiliation.
 
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The TLDW: of this video is that Newsweek published an op-ed saying that Kamala Harris might not be eligible to run for VP.

This is the tactic the media/party will be using to white black wash her. They're going to make birtherism 2.0 a thing in order to draw attention away from her prosecutorial record while simultaneously silencing any criticism of her.
 
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thismanlies said:

The TLDW: of this video is that Newsweek published an op-ed saying that Kamala Harris might not be eligible to run for VP.

This is the tactic the media/party will be using to white black wash her. They're going to make birtherism 2.0 a thing in order to draw attention away from her prosecutorial record while simultaneously silencing any criticism of her.
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I figured it was progressives trying to broadside Dems from the left.

"It's so crazy it has to work. The last guy who claimed birtherism actually became president!"

This is going to end as well as "Russiagate 2.0" against Bernie worked out. A whole bunch of people with "WTF" looks on their faces.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Honestly, the whole focus on kids in both ads I’ve seen in the mail from the Biden campaign have come across as creepy and manipulative. I get that children are important, but I’m against using kids to gain more political leverage, no matter the party or affiliation.
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I mean, it would be creepy and manipulative even if we didn't have a whole bunch of pictures/video of Joe sniffing/touching kids. This is an especially good one imo, surprised it hasn't been posted in the thread yet.


EDIT: If someone could archive it as well, I'd appreciate it. It could be jolly well scrubbed in the next few months.
 
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Parthenos said:
I mean, it would be creepy and manipulative even if we didn't have a whole bunch of pictures/video of Joe sniffing/touching kids. This is an especially good one imo, surprised it hasn't been posted in the thread yet.


EDIT: If someone could archive it as well, I'd appreciate it. It could be jolly well scrubbed in the next few months.
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TowinKarz said:
Nothing says "never grew up, never had a rough life" as much as a grown man who thinks Rage Against the Machine is relevant in 2020. Hey, buddy, your Senior year of high school called, they want thier "I'm Hardcore! Fuck You, Dad," back...

The Religious Right died because they refused to believe that anything after 1988 had actually happened... and that people were still receptive to "God will see us through the coming Soviet invasion, but only if we don't upset him with our continued debauchery like video games, heavy metal and women as young as 25 and not employed by the circus having tattoos...."

The Regressive Left has the same problem, to them, it's still 2002 out there... at the LATEST and they still think the 90's playbook of "The Future belongs to anything that makes Pat Robertson and your parents mad, and run up your debts if you want, and don't worry about not having a stable family life or career, or a retirement plan. You can just buy all that later since Globalism will make everyone a millionaire except the racists."
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Agreed for the most part, but at least the Woke Left did acknowledge the world changing past the early 2000's on a certain level with their hatred of capitalism. That hatred of capitalism had its origins in the Great Recession and how it fucked over a lot of Millennials, particularly those who went to college and got degrees in worthless majors.

They were already indoctrinated by the leftist elements of academia (the KGB plan finally bearing fruit long after the Soviet Union itself ceased to exist) but the fact that their economic prospects were either destroyed or at least stunted by the Great Recession of the late 2000's and its lingering after=effects in the early 2010's is precisely why capitalism is seen as a great big evil in the Woke Left and why they went commie

Aside from the newfound hate-boner for capitalism and a return to 70's style black supremacist views, the Woke Left is still very much stuck in the Bush Era mentally speaking.

It makes a lot of sense given that the Millennials were usually young kids during the heyday of the Religious Right in the 80's and 90's and were in their rebellious teen years during the Bush Administration.

I think it didn't help that the GOP was still largely paying lip service to the Religious Right during the first term of Obama and it wasn't until the 2012 election ended that the Republican Party had to admit that the Religious Right was dead and buried as a political force. The neocon elements of the Reagan and Bush years remained fully in play but then Trump happened.

I'm sure if there is a major backlash against the Woke Left in the 2020's and 2030's, we'll see the new cultural paradigm that emerges eventually become stagnant and end up stuck in 2019 with its criticisms of the Left. It's a very cyclical thing in American politics and culture
 
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Every Crook and Nanny said:
Just this morning, my uncle shared Copmala’s “Ready to Work” speech in our family chat group. Says that “Theres hope for America and the world will see peace if she is elected. Great very sincere speech.”

Oh, how my blood boiled and yet I knew it’d be futile to argue about it.
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Sounds like it is time for a new family to me.
 
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