🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Killstream Recap:
  • I tuned in late because restreams & DLive suck ass
  • 9:55 PM EST. Arrive right in the middle of Ralph looking bored. He sounds sober for once, though. Credit where credit's due.
  • I've never heard Collett speak before. Holy fuck this guy speaks so fucking slowly. He just plods along, talking about fucking nothing.
  • 10:03 PM. Ralph scoffs & mugs for the camera while Collett talks about English people being from England.
  • Blah blah blah, white people are a dying race, minorities bad
  • 5-year-old white boy executed by black neighbor. It IS fucked up that there's no media coverage of this.
  • Ralph is vaping.
  • I walked away to get some congee because I'm a little under the weather. I briefly hear Bibble but he's gone by the time I get back.
  • 10:16 PM. JAJAJAJA ISSSS GAYTORRRR! Hello Gaytor :3
  • Collett says Jewish people aren't white. Hoo boy.
  • "Alleged abuse of blacks in the South" HOOOOOO BOY
  • 10:24 PM "Gonna take some callers"
  • Warski is Walph's bestest best fwen & they are closer than they have ever been. Fuck Gator I guess
  • Balkanization & white flight, blah blah blah
  • Collett is proud to be English. Imagine being proud of that lmao
  • Talking about all the different flavors of whiteness. I am going to rip out my brainstem & garrote myself with it
  • "This is one of my favorite shows [this week]." More tonguing Collett's unspeakably boring asshole
  • I think I'm misreading Ralph's bored af expression. Maybe that's his "quiet contemplation" face
  • China doesn't have their hands in everyone's pockets, it's the juice
  • I'm beginning to see why people refer to the Killstream as an alt-right white nationalist podcast
  • Collett talks a good game (heh) about consoomerism despite supposedly only ever talking about video games when he's not jabbering about white genocide. Ralph to his credit owns up to being a consoomer. He takes a swig of Coke, but seemingly nothing fermented.
  • Collett talks about the evils of gluttony & indulgence. Ralph's face turns bright fucking red.
  • Collett mentions pornography & degeneracy. He doesn't chide Ralph for the obvious. In fact, his sex tape seemingly hasn't come up at all.
  • A THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING TONIGHT ON DLIVE WOOOOOOO
  • Collett doesn't understand the Amish because they don't have Bing Bing Wahoo
  • Two worthless workshy grifters, one of whom has never worked a day in his life, talk about how disabled people can contribute to society, like as Walmart greeters
  • SOMEONE IN CHAT SAYS "LIKE PODCAST HOSTS" LMAO
  • The disabled podcast hosts talk about the Bearenstein Bears conspiracy. Bibble peaces out at about 11:22 PM. Ralph alludes to going somewhere/doing something this weekend.
  • 11:23 PM. Warski arrives. Joy. My pounding headache had since subsided but has now immediately returned. Warski's been talking about leaving Canada to go back to whatever shithole he's from for awhile & is now putting those plans into motion. He & Collett reminisce about Donga & IBS.
  • Collett's end goal is 1488, but unironically. He says "preserving a future for white children" verbatim.
  • Warski's going to Portugal, that's right. With his girlfriend(?) 🤔
  • Warski's gonna visit Collett & Bing Bing Wahoo with him
  • Help the disabled. White people are the kindest people ever. What the fuck am I listening to.
  • Uh-oh, we're talking about "the swatting" again. Ralph is considering posting his security camera footage this weekend.
  • "Whatever! They killed a bunch of Jews!" --Ralph's tactful statement on the Holocaust, & the Killstream in a nutshell
  • Why the fuck are these speds so obsessed with the Amish? I guess when you have men that live their entire lives online. . .
  • LEVEN HUNNERT PEOPLE WATCHIN DA KILLSTREAM
  • Dingo comes on & attempts the worst Scouser impression I have ever heard. How is he so unfunny?
  • Dingo's shittalking Beardson to Collett. Collett lauds Dingo for being the most superior white man to ever white. Ralph looks extremely unamused.
  • Superchat sez "Amish win because they didn't have to see the leaks" lmao
  • "weer not doin a segment on tha [sex] tape every night, it is what it is"
  • "A good black person[. . .]is the exception, not the rule" --Adam "Race" Warski
  • Everybody says Ralph is mean to the callers, but he is actually super nice
  • Caller jokes about how Ralph is the Hulk Hogan of streaming by leaking his sex tape but instead of getting millions of dollars for it, he gets lemons. No one laughs.
  • Collett & Andy talk sobriety. Ralph is silent.
  • news about the kid who is getting trooned out by his mom
  • 12:36 AM. Warski's gonna do his show. He & Collett are gonna play vidya together
  • "Long time watcher, first time caller. Do you prefer a burger---" Gets booted.
  • Different caller. "I don't understand the hate you're getting. Fuck that PPP guy. Even though you're a nigger pedophile, I love you, man."
  • Collett is bewildered that you'd wait in a call for three hours just to call in & make an ass of yourself. I agree. Could be worse, you could spend four hours writing a recap.
  • Mark's been gaming the entire time lmao. But only a browser game. He likes SNES games. Ironically I've been replaying Donkey Kong Country for the last hour or so.
  • Collett talks about the latest Jim video about pissing yourself to own the libs & that it was the funniest video he'd ever seen. Ehh. . .
  • Collett complains about bullet hell games. What a casual.
  • Ralph says something about Jim beating him in a game?
  • Gator was absent yesterday because he had to get immunizations & labwork done.
  • Some lady got indicted by a grand jury for something? I have no idea what's going on.
  • Thanks for standing by Ralph, etc. etc.
  • The end goodnight people can't abort retort 'cuz they're gay

"Collett says Jewish people aren't white. Hoo boy."

We aren't white. We're gods chosen people and you're goyim filth. Read the talmud you shitty gentile.
 
I usually schedule my routine doctor visits late at night too.
Oh, sorry, I should have specified. Gator was drained from having so much blood taken that he couldn't bring himself to cohost last night. He only agreed to come on tonight despite his severe exhaustion because Ralph said he wouldn't have to talk too much.

I like Gator but holy shit. Frankly, as a woman, I'm insulted.
"Collett says Jewish people aren't white. Hoo boy."

We aren't white. We're gods chosen people and you're goyim filth. Read the talmud you shitty gentile.
Mea culpa, mea culpa. Err, wait.
 
Oh, sorry, I should have specified. Gator was drained from having so much blood taken that he couldn't bring himself to cohost last night. He only agreed to come on tonight despite his severe exhaustion because Ralph said he wouldn't have to talk too much.
I like Gator but holy shit. Frankly, as a woman, I'm insulted.
Mea culpa, mea culpa. Err, wait.
What does he think women deal with every month and he probably only had a vial taken. Drink some beef broth and you're fine. He clearly just wanted to avoid being tainted by a possible pillstream.
 
"Collett says Jewish people aren't white. Hoo boy."

We aren't white. We're gods chosen people and you're goyim filth. Read the talmud you shitty gentile.
you need to use ethan ralph as propaganda of what being racist does to you.

What does he think women deal with every month and he probably only had a vial taken. Drink some beef broth and you're fine. He clearly just wanted to avoid being tainted by a possible pillstream.
to be fair ethan probably leeches blood out of him constantly as well
 
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Looks like Nick attracts some real discerning connoisseurs to his chat.
 
Killstream Recap:
  • I tuned in late because restreams & DLive suck ass
  • 9:55 PM EST. Arrive right in the middle of Ralph looking bored. He sounds sober for once, though. Credit where credit's due.
  • I've never heard Collett speak before. Holy fuck this guy speaks so fucking slowly. He just plods along, talking about fucking nothing.
  • 10:03 PM. Ralph scoffs & mugs for the camera while Collett talks about English people being from England.
  • Blah blah blah, white people are a dying race, minorities bad
  • 5-year-old white boy executed by black neighbor. It IS fucked up that there's no media coverage of this.
  • Ralph is vaping.
  • I walked away to get some congee because I'm a little under the weather. I briefly hear Bibble but he's gone by the time I get back.
  • 10:16 PM. JAJAJAJA ISSSS GAYTORRRR! Hello Gaytor :3
  • Collett says Jewish people aren't white. Hoo boy.
  • "Alleged abuse of blacks in the South [in the 1960's]" HOOOOOO BOY
  • 10:24 PM "Gonna take some callers"
  • Warski is Walph's bestest best fwen & they are closer than they have ever been. Fuck Gator I guess
  • Balkanization & white flight, blah blah blah
  • Collett is proud to be English. Imagine being proud of that lmao
  • Talking about all the different flavors of whiteness. I am going to rip out my brainstem & garrote myself with it
  • "This is one of my favorite shows [this week]." More tonguing Collett's unspeakably boring asshole
  • I think I'm misreading Ralph's bored af expression. Maybe that's his "quiet contemplation" face
  • China doesn't have their hands in everyone's pockets, it's the juice
  • I'm beginning to see why people refer to the Killstream as an alt-right white nationalist podcast
  • Collett talks a good game (heh) about consoomerism despite supposedly only ever talking about video games when he's not jabbering about white genocide. Ralph to his credit owns up to being a consoomer. He takes a swig of Coke, but seemingly nothing fermented.
  • Collett talks about the evils of gluttony & indulgence. Ralph's face turns bright fucking red.
  • Collett mentions pornography & degeneracy. He doesn't chide Ralph for the obvious. In fact, his sex tape seemingly hasn't come up at all.
  • A THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING TONIGHT ON DLIVE WOOOOOOO
  • Collett doesn't understand the Amish because they don't have Bing Bing Wahoo
  • Two worthless workshy grifters, one of whom has never worked a day in his life, talk about how disabled people can contribute to society, like as Walmart greeters
  • SOMEONE IN CHAT SAYS "LIKE PODCAST HOSTS" LMAO
  • The disabled podcast hosts talk about the Bearenstein Bears conspiracy. Bibble peaces out at about 11:22 PM. Ralph alludes to going somewhere/doing something this weekend.
  • 11:23 PM. Warski arrives. Joy. My pounding headache had since subsided but has now immediately returned. Warski's been talking about leaving Canada to go back to whatever shithole he's from for awhile & is now putting those plans into motion. He & Collett reminisce about Donga & IBS.
  • Collett's end goal is 1488, but unironically. He says "preserving a future for white children" verbatim.
  • Warski's going to Portugal, that's right. With his girlfriend(?) 🤔
  • Warski's gonna visit Collett & Bing Bing Wahoo with him
  • Help the disabled. White people are the kindest people ever. What the fuck am I listening to.
  • Uh-oh, we're talking about "the swatting" again. Ralph is considering posting his security camera footage this weekend.
  • "Whatever! They killed a bunch of Jews!" --Ralph's tactful statement on the Holocaust, & the Killstream in a nutshell
  • Why the fuck are these speds so obsessed with the Amish? I guess when you have men that live their entire lives online. . .
  • LEVEN HUNNERT PEOPLE WATCHIN DA KILLSTREAM
  • Dingo comes on & attempts the worst Scouser impression I have ever heard. How is he so unfunny?
  • Dingo's shittalking Beardson to Collett. Collett lauds Dingo for being the most superior white man to ever white. Ralph looks extremely unamused.
  • Superchat sez "Amish win because they didn't have to see the leaks" lmao
  • "weer not doin a segment on tha [sex] tape every night, it is what it is"
  • "A good black person[. . .]is the exception, not the rule" --Adam "Race" Warski
  • Everybody says Ralph is mean to the callers, but he is actually super nice
  • Caller jokes about how Ralph is the Hulk Hogan of streaming by leaking his sex tape but instead of getting millions of dollars for it, he gets lemons. No one laughs.
  • Collett & Andy talk sobriety. Ralph is silent.
  • news about the kid who is getting trooned out by his mom
  • 12:36 AM. Warski's gonna do his show. He & Collett are gonna play vidya together
  • "Long time watcher, first time caller. Do you prefer a burger---" Gets booted.
  • Different caller. "I don't understand the hate you're getting. Fuck that PPP guy. Even though you're a nigger pedophile, I love you, man."
  • Collett is bewildered that you'd wait in a call for three hours just to call in & make an ass of yourself. I agree. Could be worse, you could spend four hours writing a recap.
  • Mark's been gaming the entire time lmao. But only a browser game. He likes SNES games. Ironically I've been replaying Donkey Kong Country for the last hour or so.
  • Collett talks about the latest Jim video about pissing yourself to own the libs & that it was the funniest video he'd ever seen. Ehh. . .
  • Collett complains about bullet hell games. What a casual.
  • Ralph says something about Jim beating him in a game?
  • Gator was absent yesterday because he had to get immunizations & labwork done & it really tired him out.
  • Some lady got indicted by a grand jury for something? I have no idea what's going on.
  • Thanks for standing by Ralph, etc. etc.
  • The end goodnight people can't abort retort 'cuz they're gay

If Warski actually goes to the UK I hope he does some IRL streaming just for the shit show.
 
I've read this sentence several times and still don't know what you're trying to convey.

Is this an anti semitic jab???
That playing a clip of Ethan ralph saying fuck the jews and then showing his personal history is probably the best repudiation of white nationalism ever

If Warski actually goes to the UK I hope he does some IRL streaming just for the shit show.
on todays episode of warski, warski causes an international incident while pandhandling the queen for stimulants
 
Ralph must be the wealthiest man in the IBS sphere, the only man in its history to save some of his superchats. We know he's paying off Nora (doctor money) and Gator (high cooling costs), so it makes sense he is also the one paying the mortgage on Dax's Compton Hills mansion and keeping Warski in coke and Rand in VBs. Everybody has assumed blackmail is keeping the Gunt Guard in check, but money, actual checks, can be just as powerful.

Realistically, the fact that Dax has to rely on (small) kickback payments from Ralph to keep a roof over his head is so damaging to his image that it can be considered blackmail. It also brings back up questions of what kind of pedophile money laundering scam is going on with his Patreon. It looks terrible for Dax, not so bad for the rest of the Gunt Guard. Except for Metokur; were hat sales too slow and he had to turn to Gunt Guarding to make ends meet? Looks bad, he must have been desperate due to hospital bills.

This kind of sad and pathetic situation is a real "only in america" scenario; in any other country these men would have received free health care and a reasonable welfare/disability package, and they wouldn't have had to turn to serving Ethan Ralph for whatever tiny amount of money he pays them to stay alive. Even in shitholes like India they wouldn't have experienced this because they would have maintained generational support structures, as is the cultural norm there. Only in the USA is it possible to fuck up so bad you have to choose between total servitude to The Gunt or starvation. The whole of the USA is designed to feed The Gunt, literally.
 
What does he think women deal with every month and he probably only had a vial taken. Drink some beef broth and you're fine.
Hence.
I boiled one of those giant smoked turkey drums for several hours & made congee with it. Add some eggs & ta-da, bone broth & easy-to-digest protein rice porridge for period fuckery. Unfortunately I had to listen to a dude whine about getting blood drawn while bleeding to death.
 
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Looks like Nick attracts some real discerning connoisseurs to his chat.

Well he has a lot of anime fans that watch him so some are gonna have overlap. The ones crying about it being not a big deal are the kind of people you keep far away from your children.
 
Well he has a lot of anime fans that watch him so some are gonna have overlap. The ones crying about it being not a big deal are the kind of people you keep far away from your children.
The coming together of anime fans and libertarians in Nick's channel might be the most degenerate overlapping of subcultures that could possibly exist.
 
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