Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[SimoH]

The real question is, will the sun fucking explode now?

 

[R34N1M470R]

"I never credit anyone unless they have given me permission to publicly credit them"

So unless the person in question explicitly asks him about crediting them, he won't. 'cause "some people don't want to be credited". Seems about right

 

[CraBman]

He finally finished Osana and nothing has changed: Alex is still walking in blind with his game, his still code is atrocious, and he didn’t learn how to actually make a video game.
He did it boys, He DID IT!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

 

[Random Internet Person]

He finally finished Osana and nothing has changed: Alex is still walking in blind with his game, his still code is atrocious, and he didn’t learn how to actually make a video game.
He did it boys, He DID IT!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

Now what?

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

If Osana actually is finished, Alex better come out with an update video really soon. I, however, will not be downloading the newest build of the game because, like another user said earlier in this thread, I don't want my computer to fucking melt.

 

[Hylics]

Alex is fucked even if he learned how to code and rewrote the whole base, as long as he sticks with his current vision of Osana.
Even in the harder Hitman games, the first target can legit just be killed in a very sloppy fashion (even gunning down everyone in the level). None of them have a fail condition (beyond dying) or an invincible body guard.

There's a natural progression in difficulty from target to target (occasionally with a breather level).

What's the second rival gonna have? Two Raibarus?

He should just cut his losses and make the second rival impossible to beat. The second you load into the level, she kills you on sight. Senpai calls you a faggot in the background.

 

[Sluggs]

You know, a normal person in this situation would've probably had a wake up call considering everyone shitting on him more than ever but its Alex. What are we to expect. Even if he releases Osana any time soon, the other games are literally blowing him away and honestly I hope he fades into irrelevancy and his weird following cuts him of funds because that's all he's living off of.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Oh dear. “Yay Osana is done according to a a digital checklist that can be changed anytime. But don’t worry. She’s TOTALLY done. I just have to do all of these graphical improvements. Don’t worry. There’s only 3 of them..... at the moment. I will be adding more though.”

Spoiler: Graphical Updates

Ah yes. Just throw bloom all over the shitty placeholders. That’ll look like I made updates.

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

Oh dear. “Yay Osana is done according to a a digital checklist that can be changed anytime. But don’t worry. She’s TOTALLY done. I just have to do all of these graphical improvements. Don’t worry. There’s only 3 of them..... at the moment. I will be adding more though.”

Spoiler: Graphical Updates

Ah yes. Just throw bloom all over the shitty placeholders. That’ll look like I made updates. View attachment 1521079

"Graphical improvement" shouldn't take long, then.
Too much bloom just looks bad and blurry- plus doesn't it affect how the game runs?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Too much bloom just looks bad and blurry- plus doesn't it affect how the game runs?

At this point in time, that's not really a concern. The game hasn't run well for many years and I don't see Alex changing that in a couple of weeks.

 

[Random Internet Person]

plus doesn't it affect how the game runs?

I'd say the run is affected by how much unneccesary fluff there is, that could still be an issue even if you trim the fat.

 

[Least Concern]

View attachment 1521079

You remember that period in the late '00s where every other game had these kinds of exaggerated bloom effects?

(It came soon after the early '00s where every other game was cel shaded.)

 

[TyrasGuard]

Oh dear. “Yay Osana is done according to a a digital checklist that can be changed anytime. But don’t worry. She’s TOTALLY done. I just have to do all of these graphical improvements. Don’t worry. There’s only 3 of them..... at the moment. I will be adding more though.”

Spoiler: Graphical Updates

Ah yes. Just throw bloom all over the shitty placeholders. That’ll look like I made updates. View attachment 1521079

It's like he played an unmodded Bethesda game and thought "good idea"

 

[Brimjack]

Oh dear. “Yay Osana is done according to a a digital checklist that can be changed anytime. But don’t worry. She’s TOTALLY done. I just have to do all of these graphical improvements. Don’t worry. There’s only 3 of them..... at the moment. I will be adding more though.”

Spoiler: Graphical Updates

Ah yes. Just throw bloom all over the shitty placeholders. That’ll look like I made updates. View attachment 1521079

All that bloom/light without proper management in the post-processor pipeline will melt any GPU, as for Osana imagine all those dweebs who waited for 6 years to play the demo and realize that is the same fucking thing, same cut-scenes, "dialogue" and so on, nothing much else but at least you can "kill" the first "boss" if you "can" of course since she has an invincible bodyguard.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

roflmao Adding bloom isn't a real "graphic update." This is not technically difficult to add. It is so simple in fact, YOU can add bloom into games that don't normally come with bloom by using various lightweight free bloom/shader programs that take about 10 minutes to find on google and then install.


This will literally only fool 14 year olds who don't even know what they're looking at, or people who've played like, 3 games in their entire life. The bar is so low for Alex and I am still let down. Am I being trolled? Also yes, with this amount of bloom, you'll be lucky to get 10 FPS.

 

[Brimjack]

It's like when a kid discovers photoshop and adds lens-flare to anything

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

It's like those shitty "realistic" Minecraft texture packs.

 

[MooseGump]

Can't say the game looks bad if you can't see it, suckers

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

Now what?

Six months until 'WHERE'S SECOND RIVAL?!?" begins.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

It's like when a kid discovers photoshop and adds lens-flare to anything

It really is. In the literal sense this is post-effects 101, day 1.

Open unity, assets menu->import package->standard post effects.
Select object with main camera, rightclick->add component->postfx->bloom.

Congratulations! you made an update. Throw in a stock anime model and make a youtube video about it and rake in the sweet weeb cash.

One thing to note, this won't murder the framerate since it happens on the GPU which is spinning 90% of the time anyways. If he keeps adding post effects we can look forward to the game melting both the cpu and gpu simultaneously in the future.