🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Pump Meat]

I've always felt Rand was the kind of guy who is just a sandwich away from shooting up his workplace.

 

[Top Skink]

• Zoom listed under "people who have broken the law"

well, he's not wrong about one thing, at least

 

[Spectre_06]

well, he's not wrong about one thing, at least

Broken clock, yadda yadda yadda.

 

[Funkmaster]

Broken clock, yadda yadda yadda.

Who are you and why do you have a checkmark?

 

[instythot]

Here's Rand's latest schizo take on Ralph's gross porno. Starts at around 2 hours 20 minutes in.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/l6KD20TDfQNm/

Spoiler: Breakdown

• Karen farms used poor unsuspecting Methboy in their gay ops plot with no regard for his feelings by manipulating him into sending compromising pictures of Faith to Ralph FIRST.
• Because of this and how young Faith is, accuses Methboy of distributing CP on behalf of KF. Provides zero evidence.
• It's revealed that Kf and PPP are members of antifa.
• Godwinson works for Hope not Hate.
• PPP is a socialist disguised as right wing to lure popular right wing figures onto his show for reasons (Rand means unlike all those upstanding libertarians who rebranded as right wing for the money)
• NP2 and Killstream are being targeted for being based as fuck and hosting all those popular right wing figures.
• Ralph, Dick and Nick are being targeted by the ADL and the FBI and PPP and Godwinson are their assests.
• Admits that Ralph is the one that sent Methboy the video, but the poor man was baited into doing it by ADL assest and jewish tricks, and its understanding considering how drunk Ralph was and under how much pressure he was.
• PPP and Zoom listed under "people who have broken the law"
• The assets wont be implicated in any CP charges Methboy is supposedly guilty of because they're left-wing.
• Bla bla bla pedo honeypot glow in the dark gay ops bla bla bla.
• Reveals poor Ralph has been under "intense gay ops" for over a year (his tone suggests he just revealed Ralph has been battling cancer for a year)
• Rand is becoming more convinced by the day that the entire video being posted was part of the gay ops.
• Matt and Kraut being involved further proves his point somehow.
• Claims PPP got caught botting on dlive, again no evidence. Accuses PPP of flagging (idk what).
• The reason PPP got a strike on dlive was because he had fake Rand on,hahaha he played himself.
• Proceeds to completely fuck up the timeline of the flagging events.
• "I cant believe how far up his own ass PPP would have been to gay ops himself with the fake rand hahahaha"
• Rand has some champagne, "We made it team" (wtf??)
• "It was stupid of Ralph to send the video, but at the end of the day its a guy having consensual sex with his girlfriend" (very trad right)

This is amazing. He truly believes all of it, and he has 2 or 3 cohosts who buy it all too.

"0 days since Jewish tricks"

It's only missing "globohomo" and crying over the death of the white man for a blackout in Rand Bingo

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Who are you and why do you have a checkmark?

He's a YouTuber and mod for nick's channel. Usually on weeb wars related forums. He helped me get unbanned from nick's channel so he's cool in my opinion.


On a sidenote; Why does Ralph group thinks consequences for his/their shitty actions mean "gayops?" No one hacked his account and if they did why in the fuck would Ralph have a questionable tape around? If you hack an account you ONLY have access to pictures on YOUR respective device unless ralph have sent the video around and stupid enough to keep up on the accounts he talked to. So if he was or wasn't hacked he still had the video easily accessible because the "hacker" could've gone to let's say faith's or dick's account for the sake of argument and downloaded it because he sent the vid on keep in chat.

 

[Pump Meat]

@instythot @Perspicacity

Do you guys think Rand and Surfer would get along if they weren't playing 3rd fiddle in someone else's hootenanny?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Here's Rand's latest schizo take on Ralph's gross porno. Starts at around 2 hours 20 minutes in.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/l6KD20TDfQNm/

Spoiler: Breakdown

• Karen farms used poor unsuspecting Methboy in their gay ops plot with no regard for his feelings by manipulating him into sending compromising pictures of Faith to Ralph FIRST.
• Because of this and how young Faith is, accuses Methboy of distributing CP on behalf of KF. Provides zero evidence.
• It's revealed that Kf and PPP are members of antifa.
• Godwinson works for Hope not Hate.
• PPP is a socialist disguised as right wing to lure popular right wing figures onto his show for reasons (Rand means unlike all those upstanding libertarians who rebranded as right wing for the money)
• NP2 and Killstream are being targeted for being based as fuck and hosting all those popular right wing figures.
• Ralph, Dick and Nick are being targeted by the ADL and the FBI and PPP and Godwinson are their assests.
• Admits that Ralph is the one that sent Methboy the video, but the poor man was baited into doing it by ADL assest and jewish tricks, and its understanding considering how drunk Ralph was and under how much pressure he was.
• PPP and Zoom listed under "people who have broken the law"
• The assets wont be implicated in any CP charges Methboy is supposedly guilty of because they're left-wing.
• Bla bla bla pedo honeypot glow in the dark gay ops bla bla bla.
• Reveals poor Ralph has been under "intense gay ops" for over a year (his tone suggests he just revealed Ralph has been battling cancer for a year)
• Rand is becoming more convinced by the day that the entire video being posted was part of the gay ops.
• Matt and Kraut being involved further proves his point somehow.
• Claims PPP got caught botting on dlive, again no evidence. Accuses PPP of flagging (idk what).
• The reason PPP got a strike on dlive was because he had fake Rand on,hahaha he played himself.
• Proceeds to completely fuck up the timeline of the flagging events.
• "I cant believe how far up his own ass PPP would have been to gay ops himself with the fake rand hahahaha"
• Rand has some champagne, "We made it team" (wtf??)
• "It was stupid of Ralph to send the video, but at the end of the day its a guy having consensual sex with his girlfriend" (very trad right)

Wow, that's some incoherent schizo posting even by his standards. Does anyone know if the story about him having a box of ammo dropped on his head while serving in the military is true? The source may be unreliable but rand's reaction made me think there's definitely something to it. If true, I personally think it would be some of the funniest lore ever.

 

[TheSimpShow]

@instythot @Perspicacity

Do you guys think Rand and Surfer would get along if they weren't playing 3rd fiddle in someone else's hootenanny?

Not in a million years, imo Surfer probably despises Rand the most.

 

[instythot]

@instythot @Perspicacity

Do you guys think Rand and Surfer would get along if they weren't playing 3rd fiddle in someone else's hootenanny?

Oh probably. Everyone involved has repeatedly claimed that Rand was the only good part of the killstream. Which in itself is pretty strong evidence that the whole crusade is a giant gay jewish op

 

[MeltyTW]

Not in a million years, imo Surfer probably despises Rand the most.

wasnt most of his hatred based on the hypocrisy of pretending to be this hardcore traditionalist but playing second fiddle to a blacked watching degen?

 

[Perspicacity]

@instythot @Perspicacity

Do you guys think Rand and Surfer would get along if they weren't playing 3rd fiddle in someone else's hootenanny?

Surfer & PPP have tried to convert Rand so many times, but Rand is convinced anyone who talks bad about Ralph is some kind of agent so it will likely never happen. While I don't think Surfer is anywhere near as extreme as he puts on (Rand is), I think they would get along well. The conspiracy crafting would be incredible, it would certainly make for a good show.

 

[Guntkvd]

Fake Rand ranting about communist ants is less schizo than a real one.

 

[LordOdin]

Here's Rand's latest schizo take on Ralph's gross porno. Starts at around 2 hours 20 minutes in.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/l6KD20TDfQNm/

Spoiler: Breakdown

• Karen farms used poor unsuspecting Methboy in their gay ops plot with no regard for his feelings by manipulating him into sending compromising pictures of Faith to Ralph FIRST.
• Because of this and how young Faith is, accuses Methboy of distributing CP on behalf of KF. Provides zero evidence.
• It's revealed that Kf and PPP are members of antifa.
• Godwinson works for Hope not Hate.
• PPP is a socialist disguised as right wing to lure popular right wing figures onto his show for reasons (Rand means unlike all those upstanding libertarians who rebranded as right wing for the money)
• NP2 and Killstream are being targeted for being based as fuck and hosting all those popular right wing figures.
• Ralph, Dick and Nick are being targeted by the ADL and the FBI and PPP and Godwinson are their assests.
• Admits that Ralph is the one that sent Methboy the video, but the poor man was baited into doing it by ADL assest and jewish tricks, and its understanding considering how drunk Ralph was and under how much pressure he was.
• PPP and Zoom listed under "people who have broken the law"
• The assets wont be implicated in any CP charges Methboy is supposedly guilty of because they're left-wing.
• Bla bla bla pedo honeypot glow in the dark gay ops bla bla bla.
• Reveals poor Ralph has been under "intense gay ops" for over a year (his tone suggests he just revealed Ralph has been battling cancer for a year)
• Rand is becoming more convinced by the day that the entire video being posted was part of the gay ops.
• Matt and Kraut being involved further proves his point somehow.
• Claims PPP got caught botting on dlive, again no evidence. Accuses PPP of flagging (idk what).
• The reason PPP got a strike on dlive was because he had fake Rand on,hahaha he played himself.
• Proceeds to completely fuck up the timeline of the flagging events.
• "I cant believe how far up his own ass PPP would have been to gay ops himself with the fake rand hahahaha"
• Rand has some champagne, "We made it team" (wtf??)
• "It was stupid of Ralph to send the video, but at the end of the day its a guy having consensual sex with his girlfriend" (very trad right)

Again the towering intellect of he who is known as randbot 2020 foils our dastardly plans. Our mossad handler yahua moonstein will deduct this from our monthly sheckles. Truely you can't get anything past randbot THE greatest threat to our beautiful nation of israel. He must be neutralized send in our assasin duo James Godwinson and 00pp. We have already taken out the basest of based platforms np2 WE'RE COMING FOR YOU RANDBOT YOUR BASED AND REDPILLEDNESS CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST ANY LONGER!

 

[MeltyTW]

Surfer & PPP have tried to convert Rand so many times, but Rand is convinced anyone who talks bad about Ralph is some kind of agent so it will likely never happen. While I don't think Surfer is anywhere near as extreme as he puts on (Rand is), I think they would get along well. The conspiracy crafting would be incredible, it would certainly make for a good show.

Rand might be somewhat trepadacious mayte about streaming with someone who at anytime might display his penis and promise to kill the jews

 

[Least Concern]

Is that some kind of passive aggressive rant to get Ralph sent to federal prison, cause hasn't Faith been fucking with the meth head since she's 13?

My understanding is that Faith and this guy (what was his name again?) have known each other for five years and somewhere along the line they entered a long-distance relationship, at least according to the guy, but had never actually met. Hence his devastation at seeing Little Ethan enter who he thought was his srs girlfriend for some hot 1/10 action.

It's tempting to call the guy a groomer, but seeing as how nothing physical came of it and in fact it became clear that Faith had been playing him for at least the last couple months, he was a pretty shitty groomer.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Late, probably.

But I am reposting this to bring attention to one thing.
Before the boulder stream, Ralph, Metokur, and co. talked about how Matt's channel was dying. They did streams before that praising Matt for his vidcon drama leaks shit talking multiple people privately. They acknowleged Matt can actually shit talk pretty well and had no clue why Matt wasn't embracing who he is privately with the smack talk. They even told Matt this and Matt said it isn't who he is.

Well, you got what you wanted now. Matt is going in.

I can't say I am a fan of Matt as a person or his content, but that is fine. I think I realize why Matt never went the IBS route and instead stuck with the stuff he does. When Matt goes to that shit talk space, he's in a negative space and see's it as childish. I think Matt just straight up doesn't wanna be in a negative space while perusing his youtube stuff or doesn't want that shit talking negative side of him to start consuming his life.

 

[TheSimpShow]

wasnt most of his hatred based on the hypocrisy of pretending to be this hardcore traditionalist but playing second fiddle to a blacked watching degen?

Yeah, I should clarify that Surfer doesn't dislike him for his views or him for 90% of his antics, but that he suckles Ethan Oliver Ralph's big fat gunt, especially after being routinely humiliated by the gunt.

 

[Professor Iris]

Ralph, NO!

...why is Matt's mouth swinging open like that? He looks like he wants to give a blowjob to Ralph.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Late, probably.

But I am reposting this to bring attention to one thing.
Before the boulder stream, Ralph, Metokur, and co. talked about how Matt's channel was dying. They did streams before that praising Matt for his vidcon drama leaks shit talking multiple people privately. They acknowleged Matt can actually shit talk pretty well and had no clue why Matt wasn't embracing who he is privately with the smack talk. They even told Matt this and Matt said it isn't who he is.

Well, you got what you wanted now. Matt is going in.

I can't say I am a fan of Matt as a person or his content, but that is fine. I think I realize why Matt never went the IBS route and instead stuck with the stuff he does. When Matt goes to that shit talk space, he's in a negative space and see's it as childish. I think Matt just straight up doesn't wanna be in a negative space while perusing his youtube stuff or doesn't want that shit talking negative side of him to start consuming his life.

I think what happened with Matt is he put his head down, took all the shit and recrafted himself and strengthened his charachter. While the grifters grew weak he was doing uber eats. Now Matt will fucking steamroll them whenever they are out of line.