Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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DICK! stop it, just fucking stop ffs
holy shit I wasn't schizo posting
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no you guys you don't get it, he's just pretending to be a retarded pedo to troll us. Karen Farms just doesn't understand this nuanced form of comedy
Every time he tweets something stupid and someone notes it he also has a small yet reliable contingent of followers to respond with 'this is clearly a joke' 'are jokes now illegal' 'i wasnt aware everything has to be serious all the time' 'you have autism cuz you dont get his humour'.

Most people, even when protected like this when they say something stupid, know that what they said is stupid in their heart of hearts. But we know from explanation time after time on TDS that Dax has no concept of self critique, only of consequences for his poor or antisocial actions

This allows him to believe the hugbox when it reflexively protects him from everything, including himself and retroactively brand things he has said as jokes in his own mind so he does not have to confront his own failure.

That or he is incapable of thinking anything he does is not an absurdist joke and his whole life is an example of absurdist humour, which tbh, he can have that lifestyle, I certainly wouldn't want to live that way.
 
Even if you accept the flimsy 'I was only pretending to be a retard' excuse it doesn't really work in this scenario. He wasn't just talking shit on twitter. He was doing it in defense of the degenerate he still chooses to associate with. Is choosing to have people like digi in your circle also part of the joke? This is some 4d chess joke that is beyond my pitiful intellect.
It's not a joke if you mean it, dax.
 
Lol! So this tweet is a really bitchy roundabout way of calling Null a pedo. He lumps Null in with Kami even making Null the latter in the sentence and the very next thought is "hide your kids". How amazingly passive aggressive.
 
Dax is getting old. He loves the shit out of the Karen meme but that joke is tired and old. No one makes Karen jokes unless they're out of the loop.

Maybe I'm kind of a hipster faggot about that sort of thing, but calling something a Karen now is kind of embarrassing. It'd be cute if my grandma said it, not if you're owning someone.
I respectfully disagree. The Karen thing is over-used and a lot of the time not used in the right context, but the word still has weight when used on the right target (that particular type of woman who the term was originally intended for). Until I stop seeing bitch articles from middle aged women in news fluff pieces shitting their tits off because someone called them a Karen for being a bitch, it still holds weight.

Though I will freely conceded that an out of touch degenerate who thinks he is the internet cool kid trying to use it as a burn because anonymous people laughed at him for embarrassing texts and cry sex with over the hill women is pathetic and anyone using the term the way he does needs to be fucking gulaged and ovened.
 
I respectfully disagree. The Karen thing is over-used and a lot of the time not used in the right context, but the word still has weight when used on the right target (that particular type of woman who the term was originally intended for). Until I stop seeing bitch articles from middle aged women in news fluff pieces shitting their tits off because someone called them a Karen for being a bitch, it still holds weight.

Though I will freely conceded that an out of touch degenerate who thinks he is the internet cool kid trying to use it as a burn because anonymous people laughed at him for embarrassing texts and cry sex with over the hill women is pathetic and anyone using the term the way he does needs to be fucking gulaged and ovened.
Point taken, I will concede the argument that Karen is an old meme.

I guess Dax is just an unfunny faggot.
 
I respectfully disagree. The Karen thing is over-used and a lot of the time not used in the right context, but the word still has weight when used on the right target (that particular type of woman who the term was originally intended for). Until I stop seeing bitch articles from middle aged women in news fluff pieces shitting their tits off because someone called them a Karen for being a bitch, it still holds weight.

Though I will freely conceded that an out of touch degenerate who thinks he is the internet cool kid trying to use it as a burn because anonymous people laughed at him for embarrassing texts and cry sex with over the hill women is pathetic and anyone using the term the way he does needs to be fucking gulaged and ovened.
its been widely co-opted by leftists and angry black people and now by child molesters though. in these circles i see people use it more properly but any normie sees it will assume youre talking about just a white woman a black one yelled at to bait or a conservative woman or in dax's case someone who has the audacity not to manipulate women into polyamory ot rape kids
 
Every time he tweets something stupid and someone notes it he also has a small yet reliable contingent of followers to respond with 'this is clearly a joke' 'are jokes now illegal' 'i wasnt aware everything has to be serious all the time' 'you have autism cuz you dont get his humour'.

And usually from some Twitter account with a timeline full of lolishit who unironically makes the "muh ephebophilia" argument.
 
I wonder if Ethan has even noticed. While Ethan was busy stealing the The Dick Show's aesthetics; Dax is busy stealing his most interesting content. This Catboi v. Null use to be something that occurred on the KillStream, but Ethan cannot really book these people anymore. But, Dax can. Ethan cannot even book a Digi/Riley v. Toad KillStream because if they were gonna do it, they would rather do it on Dax's show. Why debate on some scrubs channel when Dax actually has an audience.

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spic's foot, iron gunt
paypigs scream for more
At Digi's poison door
21st century grifter man

concrete walls, barbed wire
Career's funeral pyre
Children raped with libertine fire
21st century grifter man
I was going to try and do something with Easy Money but I realised it works best as is.
Your admirers in the street
Got to hoot and stamp their feet
In the heat from your physique
As you twinkle by in moccasin sneakers
And I thought my heart would break
When you doubled up the stake
With your fingers all a-shake
You could never tell a winner from a snake
Easy money
With your figure and your face
Strutting out at every race
Throw a glass around the place
Show the colour of your crimson suspenders
We could take the money home
Sit around the family throne
My old dog could chew his bone
For two weeks we could appease the Almighty
Easy money
Your admirers in the street
Got to hoot and stamp their feet
In the heat from your physique
As you twinkle by in moccasin sneakers
Got no truck with the la-di-da
Keep my bread in an old fruit jar
Drive you out in a motor-car
Getting fat on your lucky star
Just making easy money
 
Anytime you have to argue the nuances of why it is acceptable to jerk your cock to illistrated pictures of children getting fucked, you have lost.

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Skipped to the relavent part catching up on PPP. PPP is listening to old BPITU to shit on Dax, and Maddox talks about a study that when Pedophiles offend they see themselves as the same age as the person they are preying on.
Digibro's justification for lolicon was seeing himself as the little girl that is being fucked by the world on the last episode he was on.
That's creepy.
 
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Here is my argument against concepts like lolicon. Lets say it becomes legalized this would most likely include other drawing styles such as photo realistic since the creator can say the person drawn does not exist and is just from my imagination which would be hard to prove if it were actually a real person. At that point they may as well legalize CP.

Photorealistic drawings of children actually are already illegal. If it's "indistinguishable from a real child" it's illegal in the US. This would apply to things like deepfakes as well. Similarly drawing porn of real life children is illegal. There's definitely ways to allow drawings of young looking cartoon characters while also banning things that are more photorealistic and actually look a lot like real children.

Either way it's pedo shit. There's a big distinction between something being legal and something being ok to do. It's legal to eat your own shit as well but you shouldn't sperg on twitter about how it's what the founding fathers intended and how your buddy is perfectly in the right for doing it.
 
The Chernobyl nuclear reactor meltdown he had before PPP (and him trying to weaponize Zoom) was in my opinion not just eyeopening, but everything you need to know about him.
That was the best part of the simpsparcy thread. Not even dickshow/Riketa fans could defend it.
Uhhh they don´t really know what zoom has done... Uhhh they have just seen Zoom on Ralphretort and they thought he was a cooldude. Uhhh they didn´t expect zoom to dox anyone live...
Watching their minds break in realtime trying to explain why their personal eceleb heroes would do something so retarded was top tier kino.
"i cant believe i have to make a show like this"
I agree i cant comprehend whats happening. Who does this shit? who just dies on the hill of child rape after selling their soul for their brands? Why Dick? How do you outdo Ralph showing revenge porn live? What timeline are we in where we have to question Dick on pedophilia? Its not even in "it continues" territory theyve just crossed from wacky into like mexican cartel territory
Is this all Dax wanna be in life? Anytime hes gonna try to do anything in the mainstream, alogs are just gonna link to those tweets. So i guess hes satisfied with being a mexican clown at 40 SAD!
 
Is this all Dax wanna be in life? Anytime hes gonna try to do anything in the mainstream, alogs are just gonna link to those tweets. So i guess hes satisfied with being a mexican clown at 40 SAD!
its actually mind melting and i cant think of any reason or motivation beyond his mind breaking and him really really wanting to fuck some kids, i mean this isnt like np2 where the "alogs" can lose, you lose the minute you say this shit. even the cock suckers defending dick were silent in his "beat off" tweet where his own friends and fucking Gator where disgusted visibly his abhorrent actions. What dick has said is the kind of thing that usually ends these arguments or feuds or trolling frenzy, its the point where something leaks so bad that you slink off in shame and delete fucking everything but instead its the thing he's put out as a thing to be battled over
 
Dax is getting old. He loves the shit out of the Karen meme but that joke is tired and old. No one makes Karen jokes unless they're out of the loop.

Maybe I'm kind of a hipster faggot about that sort of thing, but calling something a Karen now is kind of embarrassing. It'd be cute if my grandma said it, not if you're owning someone.
A grandmother evoked the Karen meme to me and it wasn't cute at all. It was just total cringe. Ofc she was talking about old white bitches who get uploaded to Facebook having toddler-style meltdowns because there's a Puerto Rican in the vicinity, and they get filmed throwing objects and yelling racial slurs.

This is what happens when MSM writes articles about memes; old out-of-touch fogies like Dax overwork them into their vernacular and end up looking dumb as shit to people who know that a Karen a) has a Karen haircut and b) wants to speak to your supervisor.
 
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