🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[DrBoom]

Its kind of weird to watch the end of Ralph. It has certainly been a wild ride these past few years. Watching a man rise to fame only to stumble is one thing, but it feels like Ralph found a way to stop himself from fumbling at some points only to trip over his leathery gut suck and fall down even more.

I will give you this Ralph, out of all the threads on KF, yours has always held a special place in my heart. All good stories need to have an ending though, and sucking shit off your thumb is certainly a memorable ending.

Drink on, you crazy diamond.

 

[Trout and Tears]

The harvest must go on.
The necter must keeping flowing.

 

[Desktop User2]

Finally had time to sit through Rekieta's stream on 2X, not much interesting but I haven't seen these three clips posted and I found them entertaining:

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Is that Ty Beard? Is he going to stream full time as well after seeing how Rackets is doing? That Kickfundme scheme the weebs gobbled up sure seem enticing ...

 

[Trout and Tears]

Question: is this worst than Miami and Knoxville combined?
This is a late question, but holy fuck it took me three days to go through this stuff.

 

[SBG]

Been bad enough seeing Ralph's ugly gunt posted all over the place, now get to risk seeing caps from his sex tape.

Great.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

to answer your question ive heard it used two ways, one was telling Gator and gunt guard that theyre going to carry the gunt around like palanquin bearing slaves for life and the other was telling Ralph hes going to carry the gunt on himself for life. carry in the later case in the same sense as a woman carrying a baby during pregnancy, evoking the image of an eternal, grotesque, unsightly, and fruitless pregnancy.

It’s also a play on a quote from the anime Cowboy Bebop: “You’re going to carry that weight”. And in the Gunt’s case, You dont even have to change the quote for it to apply.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Here is the actual clip of what he said

https://youtu.be/KOrS1-4biSg?t=347

"I think it's coming"

Thanks for the pointer

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Question: is this worst than Miami and Knoxville combined?
This is a late question, but holy fuck it took me three days to go through this stuff.

It certainly has the potential to be. It’s just that right now Ralphs able to deflect it as a nothingburger. If and when we get into legal action will it truly be worse. But it certainly is a massive blow.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

100 years ago ralph was arrested for fighting cops in a drunken bender.

 

[DrBoom]

Question: is this worst than Miami and Knoxville combined?
This is a late question, but holy fuck it took me three days to go through this stuff.

Strictly worse. You could at least say those were fun in some aspects for a few fans. Hell, up until Ralph screamed "DADDY NOOOO" in a public setting over a mic to 0 applause, I found the whole thing a bit entertaining too.

You really cant spin this around in a fun way. You cant spin it off in a positive way. You cant even spin it off in a possibly profitable way.

People who say "all PR is good PR" arnt quite right, using bad PR requires a good angle and a bit of luck to hope you dont pour grease on the fire. There is legitimately no way that he could find a way to flip this around, at least from my perspective.

 

[AnOminous]

Is that Ty Beard? Is he going to stream full time as well after seeing how Rackets is doing? That Kickfundme scheme the weebs gobbled up sure seem enticing ...

Unlike Nick, Ty has things that actually keep him busy in the legal world.

Like this $270 million acquisition.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Here is Ethan's final tally for the night - about $25 for 2 hours of streaming to ~200 viewers. I guess his core paypigs are tapped out after trying and failing to beat PPP the other night.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Here is Ethan's final tally for the night - about $25 for 2 hours of streaming to ~200 viewers. I guess his core paypigs are tapped out after trying and failing to beat PPP the other night.

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I don't know of anyone on the planet capable of aborting anything that's already stillborn

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[Captain Cringe]

 

[Not Even Twice]

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From Tea Clips' twitter. The Gunt, seen in the past week sniffing the shit of an 18 year old and prodding her with his 3" pud, is unimpressed with Ade's physical appearance.

He is so mad and oblivious haha
Anyway, @adezero how are you doin' ?

 

[WTFrU?]

You could say that a million times and it still doesn't sound believable. It's absolutely flabbergasting how far this has gone.

It's still what happened though.

Reality is always stranger than fiction

 

[Smarty Pants]

I'm not Ralph, I'm not a felon

This cringeposter has bad tits written all over it.

 

[Jose Jordan]

This cringeposter has bad tits written all over it.

Gimmick accounts are the best accounts. You’re a faggot

 

[Guntkvd]

It boggles my mind that there is still no comprehensive documentary about Ralph. There's so much shit on him, you can easily make two hour video.