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Cistern Rumbler said:

One of my favorites. In true zero self-awareness fashion he mocks the troll's voice at the end, and the troll was doing an imitation of his voice in the first place.


This one is great for witnessing the excuses start to rear their head over a period of time.
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Injustice 2 was pretty good as it was one of the later fighters he's played, so better sound and video quality, but didn't completely half-ass or just avoid mulitplayer almost entirely. The NRS games are extra special because he just thinks they should play like Street Fighter when half their appeal is, hey do you wanna play a fighter that ISN'T Street Fighter?

Edit: I think DBZ Fighters broke him as far as ever trying to play a fighter online again. Everything since I think I has just been half assed and hasn't lasted too long in his rotation.
 
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I love the online excuse of DSP, mostly because it shows how DSP can't rationalize other people's thoughts or feelings as being anything more than backdrop. DSP experiences lag, so obviously it's only pertinent to his gameplay, the other person couldn't possibly have to figure out how to play with the game being online. It also highlights DSP's unwillingness to adapt to any situation.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:

One of my favorites. In true zero self-awareness fashion he mocks the troll's voice at the end, and the troll was doing an imitation of his voice in the first place.


This one is great for witnessing the excuses start to rear their head over a period of time.
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The funny part is that video was made back in 2013. Phil is still using those same excuses today seven years later.
 
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Gramh said:
I love the online excuse of DSP, mostly because it shows how DSP can't rationalize other people's thoughts or feelings as being anything more than backdrop. DSP experiences lag, so obviously it's only pertinent to his gameplay, the other person couldn't possibly have to figure out how to play with the game being online. It also highlights DSP's unwillingness to adapt to any situation.
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And how he attributes all their actions to randomness.
 
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
For me, nothing will beat WonderWaffle. DSP's entire fighting game career summed up in 2 minutes

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I double perfect DSP

As the title says, I double perfect DSP. Enjoy. Check out my stream! I try to stream everyday if I can after 8pm. Twitch.tv/wonderwaffle407 This video belong...
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This one is a masterpiece. Big time bragging as he wins the first round, no complaints about ahnline or anything, calls the guy terrible. Then gets perfected and suddenly none of his moves were coming out etc etc etc. Hilarious.
 
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Leon Breitling said:
There's the time Skisonic got annoyed at DSP acting like a hype clown on commentary at Winter Brawl 5.
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It's weird to see him in public with actual people. He wouldn't dare go anywhere today. One mention of bankruptcy, mobile games, taking advantage or retarded people, etc. in a setting where he can't control the dialogue and he would run.
 
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Gramh said:
"If I went on to Kiwi Farms I could make them cry from all the truth I'd expose, I just don't have the time" "Yeah those stupid dirty trolls, you could kick all their asses DSP!"
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Where were you when Dsp dominated and buttfucked every board on 4chan for some reason ...back in the day ...so he told us in a long long ago vid..."dude i bet Dsp could outsmart and beat up like 3 of our dads at once!!!.. kikiferners on suicide watch at the idiot forum...GOTEM
 
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hundredthousand said:
It's weird to see him in public with actual people. He wouldn't dare go anywhere today. One mention of bankruptcy, mobile games, taking advantage or retarded people, etc. in a setting where he can't control the dialogue and he would run.
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He ran just from being recognized, imagine his horror at being out with Khet and someone asks him what he has actually spent on Champions.
 
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I don't know what the cause is, but yes, it's quite noticeable. Which, just by itself, can be cured in most people, but it's worse than that with Phil. He doesn't associate "enjoyment" with "victory", he associates it with "easy victory". I've yet to come across an example of him taking a challenge, of any kind, head on, and getting a legit thrill out of overcoming it. The only thing that comes close is his recent act of pulling bankruptcy fraud, and even there, he wasn't delighted when it was over, he was salty at how difficult it was.
 
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PutridElephant said:
Has anyone noticed that Phil is incapable of having fun when he isn't winning? Most of us learn that the fun is more important than the winning, in fact it usually makes it more enjoyable for everyone involved.

Is this because he's an improperly raised single child?
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You mean convinces himself that he's somehow 'winning'.
 
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I wonder how long it will be before they expand into Renton?
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