US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[BeboRefugee]

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I wish we had a sticker available that was to the Horrifying react what the Gold react is to Like.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

Just rename this one. Biden is a cipher anyway.

Just read this post and realized Biden is an anagram for Die NB. Based.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I wish we had a sticker available that was to the Horrifying react what the Gold react is to Like.

That King Crimson face?

 

[raspberry mocha]

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Joe "If she wasn't my granddaughter, I'd... uh, where am I?" Biden.

 

[Draza]

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It is strange just how completely docile and obedient all of the reporters are whenever Joe Biden's around, isn't it? There's never even an ounce of pushback, they just shrink at even the slightest hint that they should stop talking, lower their heads, and shuffle off into a corner to piss themselves. It's such a jarring juxtaposition against what you normally see from these shrieking psychopaths.

Anything to go easy on him and make him look competent when we all know he isn't.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[pwnest injun]

BTW why are on the trump video tweet the first answers all dumbass fucks with dumbass answers?

The recent Twitter hack revealed that the admins have a button they use to promote or hide replies.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

The recent Twitter hack revealed that the admins have a button they use to promote or hide replies.

Well that explains a lot of the stupid shit whenever Trump or something involving Trumps is tweeted out.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

BTW why are on the trump video tweet the first answers all dumbass fucks with dumbass answers?

I've covered this a few times in this thread / TDS thread / etc. If you catch a Trump tweet within 30-40 seconds of it being posted, you'll see dozens if not hundreds of bot replies that have absolutely nothing to do with what he said have already been posted, and are usually just lefty image macros that are either insulting to Trump, insulting to Trump supporters, or are pushing some narrative (i.e., "COVID is his fault," "Russiagate is totally real," etc) Actual replies to what he said come later, usually 2-3 minutes in.

In short, beyond just Twitter having tech that bumps certain people to the top of a reply chain, Trump's account is being actively astroturfed by the left to try and give the impression of a massive wave of opposition to every single thing he posts.

Twitter knows about this and is fully complicit in it. To wit: If the right tried to do the same thing, flooding his replies with bots posting support, they'd be mass banned within a day or two.

 

[pwnest injun]

1:55 "And I'm not talking about the Neo Nazis or the White Nationalists, because they should be condemned totally."

The full context of what he said during that presser completely changes what they keep quoting him as saying, but they're all absolute fucking hacks who can't make a valid point to save their lives, so they just lie out of their asses. The "very fine people" narrative has been an absolute hoax before it even started. They lied about it right out of the gate. It was never true.

He didn't make retraction later, he didn't walk anything back, he didn't make any correction, he called those two groups pieces of shit right before talking about "very fine people on both sides" and the media snipped that part off and ran straight to the front pages. Joe Biden's entire campaign is founded on an overt lie.

It's incredibly fucked up that Trump called literal communists and anarchists "very fine people".

 

[the fall of man]

I really hope I didn’t miss it in this thread, but Politico actually released an article with the memoirs of the Obama administration cruticizing Biden. It’s juicy af.

‘The President Was Not Encouraging’: What Obama Really Thought About …

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Ben Rhodes, Obama’s former deputy national security adviser, who was known for his mind-meld with the president, wrote in his memoir that “in the Situation Room, Biden could be something of an unguided missile.”
Former FBI Director James Comey recalled in his book that “Obama would have a series of exchanges heading a conversation very clearly and crisply in Direction A. Then, at some point, Biden would jump in with, ‘Can I ask something, Mr. President?’”
Comey continued: “Obama would politely agree, but something in his expression suggested he knew full well that for the next five or 10 minutes we would all be heading in Direction Z. After listening and patiently waiting, President Obama would then bring the conversation back on course.”

 

[CrippleThreat]

I really hope I didn’t miss it in this thread, but Politico actually released an article with the memoirs of the Obama administration cruticizing Biden. It’s juicy af.

‘The President Was Not Encouraging’: What Obama Really Thought About …

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Beanie Man has a video on this:

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I really hope I didn’t miss it in this thread, but Politico actually released an article with the memoirs of the Obama administration cruticizing Biden. It’s juicy af.

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There was this moment before the quote there:

“You could certainly see technocratic eye-rolling at times,” said Jen Psaki, the former White House communications director. Young White House aides frequently mocked Biden’s gaffes and lack of discipline in comparison to the almost clerical Obama. They would chortle at how Biden, like an elderly uncle at Thanksgiving, would launch into extended monologues that everyone had heard before.

That's an image that would usually make someone chuckle because every family has someone like that and it's a warm picture. But then you take into account Biden's mental health sharply declining and it becomes one where the family is just keeping up appearances, they don't want to hurt their elderly uncle's feelings by telling him "Stop talking, please" because he's embarrassing himself but also the other family members.

That's just sad.

Also this.

And why would you put this picture into my head, Politico? The fan fics were already enough of a nightmare.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like the media is already in overdrive trying to stop anyone from criticizing harris

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/debunking-3-viral-falsehoods-kamala-141256895.html

funny how all the commenting has been removed recently while they 'evaluate' how they are going to turn it into a safe space (translation: remove it in advance cause we know we're going to be shilling bullshit for the democrats for the next few months)

 

[Shaka Brah]

Looks like the media is already in overdrive trying to stop anyone from criticizing harris

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/debunking-3-viral-falsehoods-kamala-141256895.html

funny how all the commenting has been removed recently while they 'evaluate' how they are going to turn it into a safe space (translation: remove it in advance cause we know we're going to be shilling bullshit for the democrats for the next few months)

It's funny that they created and promoted that new birther controversy just to claim it invalidates all the good critiques of Kamala.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

It's funny that they created and promoted that new birther controversy just to claim it invalidates all the good critiques of Kamala.

The reporter who started all of this literally asked to Trump's face if she is an anchor baby. I would not be surprised if the entire story was designed and planted.

 

[Shaka Brah]

The reporter who started all of this literally asked to Trump's face if she is an anchor baby. I would not be surprised if the entire story was designed and planted.

Considering it was published by neoliberal rag Newsweek, yes. Almost certainly.

 

[CrippleThreat]

The reporter who started all of this literally asked to Trump's face if she is an anchor baby. I would not be surprised if the entire story was designed and planted.

Trump said he didn't care about the birther thing. Yet, the media just lies and says he won't admit it, similar to when they say he won't admit accept the election results.

 

[General Disarray]

Don't know if it's been brought up with all the touchy-feely of Biden, but did you see the videos and articles about his "dating" advice to young women? Just google "Biden no boys until you're 30." Article after article come up. Here's a top video, from ABC no less:

Forgive me if this has been posted or discussed already.

 

[tehpope]

Don't know if it's been brought up with all the touchy-feely of Biden, but did you see the videos and articles about his "dating" advice to young women? Just google "Biden no boys until you're 30." Article after article come up. Here's a top video, from ABC no less:

Forgive me if this has been posted or discussed already.

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