🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Edilg]

I am a little confused. Are all of these anime retards turning out to be just as bad as bronies and furries? It may be because I am getting quite old but this stuff seems to move really fast these days. We all still agree there are only two genders, right? Will Ethan eventually reveal that he has been in a homosexual relationship with Wil Herren for years? I want to see the world burn as much as anyone, but does it have to turn spastic first?

As someone who use to watch anime for years. Yes. Anime is bad and the people who like it are all kinds of degenerate. The only acceptable Japanese cartoons to watch are Cowboy Bebop and DBZ.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

come home Ralph.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

The more I read, the more I feel like I'm falling into a rabbit-hole of faggotry.

IBS basically followed the skeptics in that they where calling out other people’s faggatry only to become dabatebly bigger faggots. Half the time you just find yourself asking “But why?”.

Edit: The best example I can think of is the Miami trip with Warski and Ralph. I still do not understand what made them think this was even remotely a good idea.

This harvest isn't even over yet.

It’s seems over since Ralph has to hang low for a bit ,but the seeds for the next harvest have been sown.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I am a little confused. Are all of these anime retards turning out to be just as bad as bronies and furries? It may be because I am getting quite old but this stuff seems to move really fast these days. We all still agree there are only two genders, right? Will Ethan eventually reveal that he has been in a homosexual relationship with Wil Herren for years? I want to see the world burn as much as anyone, but does it have to turn spastic first?

Anime is just Japanese cartoons. A lot of people like anime JUST BECAUSE it's anime and they're the true retards and should be avoided. Anime itself is not objectively bad as a medium, just like live-action movies are not a bad medium. What matters is how good the story is. (Spoiler: Weaboos tend to like excessive amounts of shitty anime because it's borderline porn)

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It’s seems over since Ralph has to hang low for a bit ,but the seeds for the next harvest have been sown.

Well there's dick being a pedo defender or a possible pedo, Vickers supposed legal council, Rand making crackpot conspiracies...This will be interesting part 2 of a harvest.

 

[TheBeanz]

I've got spoilers for the season finale:

Spoiler: Spoilers for season finale

top themselves

 

[BlancoMailo]

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Thanks for posting this handy screenshot, @theralph . Owner and editor-in-chief of a news website doesn't mind knowingly spreading false information. I'm sure this will never come back to bite you in the lard ass when your paypigs leave the plantation and you're forced to go back to blogging.

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Should this be called a PATEBIN or a GUNTBIN?

 

[Weird Ages]

Joke - noun, what I disguise my retarded takes as when people call me out on them.
// "You called me a creep because I said I would like to have sex with an underage girl? I was just joking bro, you can't prove it wasn't a joke, and even if you could my idiot fans wouldn't believe you anyway"

See also: Plausible Deniability, massive faggot, cope.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"Guys I'm only pretending to be retarded and you keep falling for it, haha I'm not a tard"
-Dax "guntsimper" Herrera

For the record, this man left "funny" out of his definition for "Joke." Which is interesting because of how often he is unfunny. Jokes are not supposed to be opinion litmus tests, they're supposed to make people laugh. (Of course, we're laughing at guntguard now, but not with them)
Dax is literally being the ">tfw too intelligent" meme because no one laughed at him, and he believes he is just brilliant/misunderstood. Get new material, dude.

 

[Guntkvd]

I completely forgot about ammo crate thing. Rand is on disability check, right? Would explain a lot.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I completely forgot about ammo crate thing. Rand is on disability check, right? Would explain a lot.

It would be an Australian Department of Veteran Affairs disability pension which would provide about $1,700 AUD per fortnight for the rest of his life so long as he meets disability requirements. If the ammo box story is true and the reason for his discharge this is the pension he would be on, with the possibility of what is called a Gold Card which means all medical expenses paid for the rest of his life. Ironic that a guy who rails loudly on about ''socialism" is most likely surviving due to a social support scheme.

 

[Guntkvd]

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come home Ralph.

Ralph come home
Ralph come home
Tyrone wants you back
Escape Makers Mark

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

It would be an Australian Department of Veteran Affairs disability pension which would provide about $1,700 AUD per fortnight for the rest of his life so long as he meets disability requirements. If the ammo box story is true and the reason for his discharge this is the pension he would be on, with the possibility of what is called a Gold Card which means all medical expenses paid for the rest of his life. Ironic that a guy who rails loudly on about ''socialism" is most likely surviving due to a social support scheme.

He really is a white nigger.

 

[Circumspicious]

To be fair, Google telling you that it has a lot to do with Fags, isn't completely wrong.

I have no idea why anybody would want to be an e-celeb, especially one whose fucking social purchase is so tied up in the perception turbo-autists and political LARPers have of you. What possesses people like Ethan Ralph? Spite and insecurity, from the looks of it.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Does anybody else ever just sit and stare in wonderment when they see Ralph's abomination of a head on stream? His padded forehead, his disappearing neck, his facial features gradually receding into an undifferentiated wad of fat. It almost looks inhuman. Every day he looks more like the approximation of what a person's body would have to look like for it to have the best odds of surviving a high speed car crash. Good thing for Ralph, what with his record of hit and runs.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Anime is just Japanese cartoons. A lot of people like anime JUST BECAUSE it's anime and they're the true retards and should be avoided. Anime itself is not objectively bad as a medium, just like live-action movies are not a bad medium. What matters is how good the story is. (Spoiler: Weaboos tend to like excessive amounts of shitty anime because it's borderline porn)

This is a perfect description for Anime. Studio Ghibli films, Cowboy Bebop, Akira, Appleseed, you know, stuff that focuses on telling a good story that just happens to be animated in the Anime style is all great stuff. Its all the garbage that exists soley for being porn, and usually is only cartoon to avoid being classified as child porn, when it becomes terrible. At the end of the day how you tell a story really does not matter, its whether or not its a good story that counts. Could be a cartoon, a comic, an anime, movie, book, hell it could be a symphony played out in three acts. What matters is that you are telling an interesting story and not just trying to disseminate child porn as uwu shit.

 

[arabianights]

What's IBS? I keep seeing "IBS club" and I've read back hundreds of pages of threads, but I don't know what it stands for yet.

Google is not helping. pls help.

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IBS is retarded name anyways.
It should be called Lolcow wars.
That's what you get when you let spergs name stuff

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

This is a perfect description for Anime. Studio Ghibli films, Cowboy Bebop, Akira, Appleseed, you know, stuff that focuses on telling a good story that just happens to be animated in the Anime style is all great stuff. Its all the garbage that exists soley for being porn, and usually is only cartoon to avoid being classified as child porn, when it becomes terrible. At the end of the day how you tell a story really does not matter, its whether or not its a good story that counts. Could be a cartoon, a comic, an anime, movie, book, hell it could be a symphony played out in three acts. What matters is that you are telling an interesting story and not just trying to disseminate child porn as uwu shit.

B-but my loli waifu is actually a 2000 year old demon dragon!!!

 

[All becomes gunt]

Does anybody else ever just sit and stare in wonderment when they see Ralph's abomination of a head on stream? His padded forehead, his disappearing neck, his facial features gradually receding into an undifferentiated wad of fat. It almost looks inhuman. Every day he looks more like the approximation of what a person's body would have to look like for it to have the best odds of surviving a high speed car crash. Good thing for Ralph, what with his record of hit and runs.

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Godwinson did an astute observation. His face is really fucked up. For some reason he looks like he has elephant skin. Can we get an e-doctor on what the fuck is all that pox that has appeared on his face recently?

 

[Rekkington]

It would be an Australian Department of Veteran Affairs disability pension which would provide about $1,700 AUD per fortnight for the rest of his life so long as he meets disability requirements. If the ammo box story is true and the reason for his discharge this is the pension he would be on, with the possibility of what is called a Gold Card which means all medical expenses paid for the rest of his life. Ironic that a guy who rails loudly on about ''socialism" is most likely surviving due to a social support scheme.

Does he rant against socialism? Cause I'd be curious to know his true feeling about National Socialists then.