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Good old War Machine. He'll be out when he's near 70 if he's lucky. He's in there for life with parole only when 36 years are served.
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I unironically felt sorry for Christy, she seems like a sweet but damaged person.
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"Damaged person" is basically the entire porn industry. If they don't start out that way, they get that way PDQ.
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she chose to fuck him. anyone that watched him on the ultimate fighter knew he was a raging tard, she had 5 years of proof of him being the sort of person that would beat someone to death if they cheated on him and she still did it
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She didn't cheat on him though if I recall correctly.
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credit card companies hit porn really hard around the early 2010s right after the 50 shades of gray BDSM boom stuff to delete anything questionable, so stuff like implied rape or any parts where someone goes aganist someone's consent has been wiped from the internet. even stuff like say people drinking and then fucking is deleted, so something like a quarter of porn scenes from the big sites in the 2000s has been wiped because of that. and even the ones that aren't outright deleted are edited bizarrely because of it. like in the scene between tom byron and joanna angel in kung fu pussy, the porn part starts with joanna grabbing his cock him saying "joanna let go of my cock" and her saying "no" and then they fuck, but if you try to find the scene or buy a copy of the dvd from after 2014 it will have a bizare edit where it just goes straight to her deep throating him eliminating the whole 5 minutes beforehand some of which included plot vital to the story. a lot of other scenes in porn where its not up to current standards on consent are completely gone pornstarpunishment's entire output can only be pirated from russian websites if you can find any of the 5 years worth of scenes.
i have cousins under 5 feet, and they're adults. this goes into the "you import the 3rd world you get the 3rd world" category. that dudes wife is also under 5 feet but because she looks like a cleaning lady instead of a teenager with dyed hair no one whines about it. when that girl hits 25 and 250 pounds and is mopping the floor gossiping in her spic language you aren't going to give a shit about the men that fuck her.
Having said that if i was a republican i would go hard on women talking about how immigration only brings short men and that by letting short men in they will then get raped by those short men and those short men cause most mass shoootings. it would be enough to brainwash these dumb bitches into going hard on immigration. a big reason for shorter people in porn is that they are first gen immigrants or the children of them, thats why you have a lot of shorter latinos in porn now too compared to a decade ago.
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i like it, she's high level troma film good. there isn't really a indie comedy film or short subject scene and the alt scene has been full of faggots since the 2000s but she is probably one of the best at writing quality at her level. the way the gags are set up and the concepts themselves are pretty good. plus comedy with any sort of budget or quality in filmmaking is basicaly non-existant, its either produced by mainstream outlets a la adult swim sponsoring good neighbor or will ferrel sponsoring funny or die. or its big name stars using their friends to hire a production crew to do the work. so its cool to see something that is professionally made and funny and not part of the industry.
also another big reason for the huge push in littler women in porn is again the huge surge in latinos watching it, spics love that young woman look. going back to what i said roughly 24 hours ago, 14 years being AOC probably plays into that, being married with kids and a career at 14 is the norm in a lot of those areas. and that should be obvious if you ever talked to one of those farm workers or manual laborers, most never even attended high school but just when to work doing drywall or some shit like that. and with careering fake ids or no papers at all is so normailized, it doesnt matter to them the age as long as there's grass on the field so to speak. you'd be surprised how often the labor commissioner of CA has found kids as young as 8 working at a bar serving alcohol.
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he literally caught her in bed with another dude
first he beat the dude to a pulp, then he let him go after he swore he wouldn't talk to the cops. after the guy was gone he beat the girl half to death
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Xenomorphs Are Cute
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She's actually ironically pretty cute at times. I'd say the irony of the cuteness can rival Valentina Nappi's irony at times.
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While the ink and haircut are off putting for me, I hope she’s at least in a better place now that War Machine is in jail. (Seriously though, I’m pretty sure that having your legal name be War Machine should be a major red flag, but hindsight is 20/20.)
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Please don't tell me that people are doing porn ironically. A one-step-removed social circle* started doing meth ironically and they all got hepatitis, "lol i'm doing porn" might have a similar trajectory.
*fuck hipsters
He didn't change his legal name to War Machine for insane reasons, he did it for stupid reasons. There's a difference between lunacy and ludicrous.
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He did it because he had a legal dispute with TNA wrestling over the usage of it as a nickname/epithet. Instead of changing his nickname slightly, retard went and changed his name. Unlike Marvellous Marvin Hagler who did the same thing, and could be called "Hagler" or "Marvin" casually (but legally they had to call him by his full name for matches), War Machine is a complete sped name.
Xenomorphs Are Cute
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I didn't mean doing porn ironically, I meant looking cute ironically. Cause she only plays punk bitches. Why'd you think I used Valentina Nappi as a comparison?
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Mmmm Valentina Nappi is good stuff
Xenomorphs Are Cute
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That's why I was asking. I thought it could be like the people I mentioned that thought it would be funny if they pretended to be white trash doing meth. Or like people getting really shitty tattoos on purpose. With all the sex positivity and porn being empowering I just assumed that someone might do it in a "lol I was only pretending to be retarded" kind of way, if for no other reason than to post about it on the internet.
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You guys have good taste.
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I actually used her as an example cause (& maybe I just feel that way) she has the most resting bitch face in porn (which is also hot in it's own right) , like the type who probably won't pee on your wounds if you beg them to, level of emotionless face.
But turns out, she's a pet-loving, normal girl in real life & not a sociopath, unlike her usual emotion. Don't get me wrong btw, I'm not here to simp & say porn is empowering or noble, when it really isn't. I'm just trying to make the "not judging a book by it's cover" type of example.
Now I know this isn't the best example, but I'm always been shit examples. So forgive me if this looked weird.
Thanks fam.
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