🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[3 Times Faster]

I may be super on this but it seems like Ralph and Dax are preparing and mounting an attack on an old enemy.
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Ant0on1000 is the interesting one. Why? Hazencruz tried pulling some cancel culture gay shit on him (to anyone who knows Hazencruz this is no surprise) and leaked selectively edited DM's to make Ant0on1000 look bad over money. However Ant0on1000 leaked the rest of the stuff showing Hazencruz to be a fat lazy slimey dishonest shit bag (in other words, Hazencruz)

https://twitter.com/Ant0on1000/status/1294977968926855168

Ralph said he was personally cool with Hazencruz during the fallout but refused to let Hazen back as a co-host. However he was allowed preferential janny treatment in the discords and was slowly climbing up the wrung ladder of D-list hosts who run their own shows no one watches. He STFU about daddy Dax after getting BTFO'd and tried to pretend it was a small spat neither of them really mean, but Dax has made it clear Haxencruz is on his shit list and there will be no redemption.

Seems like Ralph is now gonna turn on Hazen to have someone to shit on that is weaker than him. It will most likely be interesting because Hazencruz does really stupid shit... However if Hazen turns heel on Dax and Ralph this could be interesting. Hazencruz already lost most of his e-friends who had clout and was not welcome back cause of drama. Establishing this as a pattern when the guy has an employment gap from quitting his job to do stuff like this full time is backing a retarded wounded animal into a corner. Maybe Hazencruz will lay back and just take it or disapear from online so Ralph can claim another Killstream scalp.

This would be really dumb of Hazen however, because like all the scalps Ralph collects he doesn't let it go and he loves to gloat his wins when the content well is running dry. Even if Hazen disapears Ralph will just go into the archives of old fuck ups to make himself feel good.

Hazencruz may be a tard and a piece of shit, but Hazencruz never leaked revenge porn because the internet hurt his feelings.

Ia Hazencruz the first target of Ralph's revenge? He appeared on the KS semi-regularly until he clashed with Dick over a pay dispute.
After the sex tape leaked he condemned the Gunt and we know how Ethan feels about 'Snakes'.
Low hanging fruit in any case, Hazencruz is a nobody.

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

I've taken the crazy pill, I believe that godwinson is behind all of this.

Maybe it’s Faith, who stole her dad’s twitter and FB accounts (he doesn’t use them anymore and they had the same password because booomer) in a supreme gay op devised by ER to own the kiwis.

 

[Crystal Golem]

"Ancient Japan sure was a strange place..."

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

So could the reason Ralph randomly went to Williamsburg last week be because Faith is there hiding out at a hotel?

I like the idea of Ralph calling his probation officer to get permission to go to DC, being told 'No, you little shit. I've been monitoring your Internet presence. Stay away from emotionally damaged 18-year-olds, stop pretending to be a journalist and get a real job' and then cooking up a plan with Faith to meet up in Williamsburg.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Maybe it’s Faith, who stole her dad’s twitter and FB accounts (he doesn’t use them anymore and they had the same password because booomer) in a supreme gay op devised by ER to own the kiwis.

ngl, that would be pretty based.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

So the plot ends up being thicker than his gunt? If faith does comeback for more gunt, are we gonna get smugstreams?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Ia Hazencruz the first target of Ralph's revenge? He appeared on the KS semi-regularly until he clashed with Dick over a pay dispute.
After the sex tape leaked he condemned the Gunt and we know how Ethan feels about 'Snakes'.
Low hanging fruit in any case, Hazencruz is a nobody.
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Agreed, however Hazen likes to do peoples dirty work for clout. I'd keep an eye on dirt he drops and well as what Ralph drops on him. Hazen is disgraced inner circle who only disavowed to gracefully distance himself and monkey branch to bigger e-celebs.

Then again it may be a nothing burger and Hazen will be the new Killstream punching bag.
For a comeback scalp, this is low hanging fruit indeed that will impress no one.

 

[High Tea]

Ia Hazencruz the first target of Ralph's revenge? He appeared on the KS semi-regularly until he clashed with Dick over a pay dispute.
After the sex tape leaked he condemned the Gunt and we know how Ethan feels about 'Snakes'.
Low hanging fruit in any case, Hazencruz is a nobody.
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Ralph, much like a lot of the people in this sphere, always need an enemy. He's been milking Mundane Matt for 2 years when Matt had become basically irrelevant by the time of the boulder stream. Having an enemy is easy content, gets your fans riled up, brings viewers and money. He had Shoe, Sargon, PPP, Matt, Kraut, Ian Miles, Anita, Zoey, KOP, and many, many others. Just like Dax has Maddox. They need crutches. They need content. They need views and money. Doesn't matter if the person is basically a nobody.

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

I like the idea of Ralph calling his probation officer to get permission to go to DC, being told 'No, you little shit. I've been monitoring your Internet presence. Stay away from emotionally damaged 18-year-olds and get a job' and then cooking up a plan with Faith to meet up in Williamsburg.

>stay away from 18 year olds
>get a job

I like the idea that the cop knows enough gunt lore to pick the two things which are absolute anathema to the neighbourhood spherical felon.

 

[PhoBingas]

It probably means she's either still with Ralph or has found a new lover.

Wouldn't it be great if she left him for his drug guy?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ia Hazencruz the first target of Ralph's revenge? He appeared on the KS semi-regularly until he clashed with Dick over a pay dispute.
After the sex tape leaked he condemned the Gunt and we know how Ethan feels about 'Snakes'.
Low hanging fruit in any case, Hazencruz is a nobody.
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Seethan was complaining about him as recently as yesterday.




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[Gustav Schuchardt]

>stay away from 18 year olds
>get a job

I like the idea that the cop knows enough gunt lore to pick the two things which are absolute anathema to the neighbourhood spherical felon.

My headcannon is that the probation officer is unusually diligent at his job for a government employee and calls Ralph out on deep Gunt Lore, even quoting Kiwi Farms posts by ID.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

So the plot ends up being thicker than his gunt? If faith does comeback for more gunt, are we gonna get smugstreams?

That'd be the best route for people that want the Gunt Saga to continue. If she comes back to him, it's just a ticking time bomb, and he makes the worst and funniest decisions when he thinks he's on top of everything.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I would actually say her going back to Ralph would be the best of both worlds. Obviously they aren't going to stay together long term but them being together stoked a powerful urge in the gunt to overshare and showoff in a way which was verging on self destructive(I suppose what of the gunt's behaviours aren't self destructive at this point?) It was pretty awesome to see him spend himself into oblivion. Also Null made an interesting point on the loli discussion with dick about two people making each other's depravities worse RE: digibro

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The Mr. Vicker's account being hacked is the simplest explanation for the absolute retardation. I love a good mystery. If it turns out Ralph is behind it than that's extra funny.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

The Mr. Vicker's account being hacked is the simplest explanation for the absolute retardation. I love a good mystery. If it turns out Ralph is behind it than that's extra funny.

It did seem... oddly defensive of Ralph basically saying he dindu nuffin.

 

[MeltyTW]

I would actually say her going back to Ralph would be the best of both worlds. Obviously they aren't going to stay together long term but them being together stoked a powerful urge in the gunt to overshare and showoff in a way which was verging on self destructive(I suppose what of the gunt's behaviours aren't self destructive at this point?) It was pretty awesome to see him spend himself into oblivion. Also Null made an interesting point on the loli discussion with dick about two people making each other's depravities worse RE: digibro

I'm predicting a literal car crash stream if they get back together. You cant drink a bottle of liquor and then film yourself and not crash in a prolonged period of time of attempting that

 

[Guntkvd]

I'm starting to think that sex tape leak is a karma for Faith's grifting. Maybe this will save future simps from her.

 

[Cow Poly]

Community,

As we continue this bountiful harvest I’ve seen several of you namefagging on yt, dlive and Twitter I’m not gonna @ anybody you know who you are. Also a lot of AvatarFagging. Can we please have better OpSec with all this? Can we not glow quite so bright?

I’m concerned that Randbot2020 will discover the secret tranny discord.

Also no worries I talked to Soros this morning he authorized everyone’s per diem we are good until September at least.

Regards,
Cow Poly

 

[Grim_Autismo]

"Is she currently with Ralph"

Remember when Ralph disappeared for two days last week? Do you guys think he was trying to get her out of the hospital?

If she was deemed incompetent, like JF's potato, they would send the police and a social worker to pick her up, Ralph would know this because he covered JF's escapades, I wouldnt be shocked if she was staying with Digi. Which might explain why Ralph goes there on the weekends, trying to hide his prize.

If she'd been deemed incompetent they wouldn't have released her from the hospital after the ten day hold. Also holy shit I've never heard of a ten day hold. I've known a couple people that got held for 72 hours but ten days? What the hell was going on there?

It did seem... oddly defensive of Ralph basically saying he dindu nuffin.

The ex-boyfriend kept saying on his stream last night that he was "as much a victim as anyone else". Interesting.