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On the upside, if he can learn to laugh at the Gunt he'll get past his hatred and a-loggery and realize that life is a comedy, not a tragedy.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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On the upside, if he can learn to laugh at the Gunt he'll get past his hatred and a-loggery and realize that life is a comedy, not a tragedy.
Curious Addie
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Predictions:
1. Ralph will initially abide by his promise to avoid mentioning personal relationships on the show. After a couple weeks he will slip back into his old ways.
2. Ralph will try get married as quickly as possible. Like in the next couple months.
3. Faith will get pregnant. We will never hear the end of this, because Ralph will mention it in every sentence.
4. Ralph and Faith will have some sort of horrifying Lovecraftian swinger arrangement with the Digis.
1. Ralph will initially abide by his promise to avoid mentioning personal relationships on the show. After a couple weeks he will slip back into his old ways.
2. Ralph will try get married as quickly as possible. Like in the next couple months.
3. Faith will get pregnant. We will never hear the end of this, because Ralph will mention it in every sentence.
4. Ralph and Faith will have some sort of horrifying Lovecraftian swinger arrangement with the Digis.
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This may be bullshit on faith's part, but here are more claims relayed by halfway crook in Vickers' comment section.
He's claiming Faith told him that Ethan Ralph was trying to date rape her... Oh boy
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I ain't buying anything this ex says and I ain't buying anything Faith says to the goober the both of them are not credible the only person I trust is Matthew Vickers in this scenario.
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This may be bullshit on faith's part, but here are more claims relayed by halfway crook in Vickers' comment section.
He's claiming Faith told him that Ethan Ralph was trying to date rape her... Oh boy
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I wouldn't trust that guy as far as I could throw him.
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All things considered, it makes total sense for him to call Ethan Ralph a rapist. Strategic move, perhaps, it seems believable enough, since Ethan is already such a POS. But the bullshit has been flying high all week. We're told this boyfriend is a groomer himself...
We'll see. This harvest is still underway.
We'll see. This harvest is still underway.
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Here's the full page screenshot about the rape shit.
Chris is pathetic, but I haven't yet seen him lie about anything so I believe he's telling the truth here.
Chris is pathetic, but I haven't yet seen him lie about anything so I believe he's telling the truth here.
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Congratulations Ralph, Faith keeps paying off dividends. Now you have another batshit weirdo obsessing over you. You should never stick your dick in crazy, but you should NEVER EVER stick your finger in crazy's butt hole and sniff.This may be bullshit on faith's part, but here are more claims relayed by halfway crook in Vickers' comment section.
He's claiming Faith told him that Ethan Ralph was trying to date rape her... Oh boy
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After last week I thought this might be over. That the girl would fly home. The gunt would like his wounds and groom some other girl from a different high school. And that in 2-3 months there would be new shenanigans.
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It also may be a coping mechanism on Chris's part. It's probably easier to believe in your mind that your girl got raped than she chose another guy over you.
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I'm not sure about that. I don't get the impression Ralph is the sort to drug or threaten a girl for sex. He would emotionally manipulate them, absolutely, but rape? Sounds like the kind of thing a teenage girl or a clearly emotionally unstable young man would make up.This may be bullshit on faith's part, but here are more claims relayed by halfway crook in Vickers' comment section.
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Ralph might be a fat vindictive loser who likes teenagers but I don't think he's a rapist.
WhimsicalTrolli
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If she thinks taking care around the house of her family is abusive....man just wait when you have to take care of a 35 year old alcoholic who lives with his mom. This is a cops episode waiting to happen and when we see her on cops we will see an abomination of a offspring shouting "ITS NOT POOOOO".
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Are we reading the same Tweets? Seems pretty clear he doesn't believe her rape stories now. He doesn't say if he believes what she said about Ralph threatening to rape her, but he clearly says her other 2 claims of rape were a lie, one of which involving someone that doesn't exist.
Edit - I think it's safe to assume he doesn't believe the story about Ralph threatening her too.
Curious Addie
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Let's be real here, the logistics of Ralph raping anyone pretty much rule it out as a possibility. The specific conditions that need to exist for his penis to enter a human vagina necessitate a willing participant.
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This girl is fucking mental, Fai-ops left and right. She's lying about everybody.
If Ralph wasn't Ralph, I might have felt sorry for him.
If Ralph wasn't Ralph, I might have felt sorry for him.
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I'm ready to believe Faith told him all this shit but I don't think any of this is real.This may be bullshit on faith's part, but here are more claims relayed by halfway crook in Vickers' comment section.
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We'll never get a true retelling of these events because Faith gave everyone a different accounts of how the story went, the only things we know are true are the sex tape and what happened when Vickers met his daughter.
I don't even think her and Halfway Cuck's relationship was online-only. It's just what she told her father and Ralph because that's what they wanted to hear, also the part where she didn't do meth is also probably bullshit.
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If Ethan Gunt is truly a rapist, or at the very least an abuser/groomer, Faith will ultimately go to the police. That would be logical if she's telling the truth. But of course we've already seen many lolcow cases where claims are made, yet no one goes to the cops and nothing happens. Because they're not actually serious, it was all lies or whatever. So we'll see.
Now, she already has plenty of ground to back up such a claim to the cops, with the sex tape, the age gap, plenty of video evidence of Ethan being misogynistic on stream, so on and so forth. If she truly is wronged by Gunty, Faith's going to have to put on her big girl pants and go file a report for domestic abuse, revenge porn harassment, whatever.
WILL SHE DO THIS? We'll find out. She might be completely lying and nutty. The fact that she's in the psych ward and basically didn't consent to the tape release at the time, not looking good for Gunt either way.
Now, she already has plenty of ground to back up such a claim to the cops, with the sex tape, the age gap, plenty of video evidence of Ethan being misogynistic on stream, so on and so forth. If she truly is wronged by Gunty, Faith's going to have to put on her big girl pants and go file a report for domestic abuse, revenge porn harassment, whatever.
WILL SHE DO THIS? We'll find out. She might be completely lying and nutty. The fact that she's in the psych ward and basically didn't consent to the tape release at the time, not looking good for Gunt either way.
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Now he does, yes. But a few days ago, prior to the Ralph sex tape, I would imagine he believed her rape stories. Immediately after he saw that tape, I imagine someone could justify her actions in their mind by thinking she was forced to. Not going to say he believes it, just that before he got to thinking about it, that could have been a possibility.
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She's going back to Ralph anyway is my take. She'll consent after the fact (called it in the poll!), and withdraw that consent later on when Ethan pisses her off in some way.
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Seriously, this whole thing is the sheer definition of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
Focusing just on Ralph for a minute, here's the situation he's in. Let's take things at face value. When he addressed the situation on the Killstream, he stated, and I'm paraphrasing, "We're still together, we're working on our relationship offline." Let's break this down. So, from everything we've learned today, Ralph's teenager is possibly in a psych ward being held for mental health issues when he talked about that (according to her father). So Ralph is trying to hold this whole thing together?
We know from the ex's streams that the teenager apparently said all sorts of disparaging shit about Ralph. We know from the father that she had him convinced the ex-whatever was a stalker and no doubt said all sorts of crazy shit to both Ralph and the father. Now there's rape accusations being bounced around (which I don't for one moment believe). This is the hot eighteen year old girlfriend that Ralph is supposedly trying to keep on a pedestal?
Additionally, if Ralph shared the sex tape in an alcoholic stupor while she was locked in a looney bin, there's absolutely zero way he could have gotten consent.
Every time I think this thing is slowing down, more and more crazy shit just pops off. Alternatively, maybe the moral is just "don't stick your dick in crazy." Or both.
Focusing just on Ralph for a minute, here's the situation he's in. Let's take things at face value. When he addressed the situation on the Killstream, he stated, and I'm paraphrasing, "We're still together, we're working on our relationship offline." Let's break this down. So, from everything we've learned today, Ralph's teenager is possibly in a psych ward being held for mental health issues when he talked about that (according to her father). So Ralph is trying to hold this whole thing together?
We know from the ex's streams that the teenager apparently said all sorts of disparaging shit about Ralph. We know from the father that she had him convinced the ex-whatever was a stalker and no doubt said all sorts of crazy shit to both Ralph and the father. Now there's rape accusations being bounced around (which I don't for one moment believe). This is the hot eighteen year old girlfriend that Ralph is supposedly trying to keep on a pedestal?
Additionally, if Ralph shared the sex tape in an alcoholic stupor while she was locked in a looney bin, there's absolutely zero way he could have gotten consent.
Every time I think this thing is slowing down, more and more crazy shit just pops off. Alternatively, maybe the moral is just "don't stick your dick in crazy." Or both.
WhimsicalTrolli
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Dude looking like 2004 triple H.
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