Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[An Sionnach Seang]

Becky's self-claimed lore is that she won't let the fucks, I mean cucks, pay for her medical care and instead lets them buy her expensive toys and trips instead. It makes absolutely no sense, but as far as her bullshit and lies are concerned, she's been weirdly consistent about it.

it's about the only lie she can keep straight from day to day

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I wonder what new habit Becky might have that is making her blood pressure run so high that she needs meds.

It's a mystery.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I wonder what new habit Becky might have that is making her blood pressure run so high that she needs meds.

It's a mystery.

That, or if it turns out REEEING so much at everything, every time, is stressful enough to raise your blood pressure, or even how fat she's become... yet, it's weird how a woman in her 30s already has a health issue that should be appearing like, 20 years later or so in her life.

She's not only aging badly on the outside but in the inside as well, it seems.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Becky's self-claimed lore is that she won't let the fucks, I mean cucks, pay for her medical care and instead lets them buy her expensive toys and trips instead. It makes absolutely no sense, but as far as her bullshit and lies are concerned, she's been weirdly consistent about it.

This was mostly in regards to Daniel, who was a mere partner at the time so the excuse was that it wasn't fair for him to need to chip in on her medical bills. But now he's husband number 2 rather than just a boyfriend who might up sticks one day. Daniel seemly took on no new responsibility as Husband 2 and the relationship hasn't really changed outside Bex being as bored of him as she is of Jackson - when they have not brought her stuff.

You would think when they discussed her leaving work, they would of worked out how to manage her medicals. Alas the parents stepping in enables them to just pass the buck anyway.

Also Mami get's a mark down for yelling at medical staff for her 30+ child. A bit of insight there as to why Bex gets away with her behaviour.

 

[Humpty hump]

I wonder what new habit Becky might have that is making her blood pressure run so high that she needs meds.

It's a mystery.

It probably has more to do with her significantly older habit of gaining large amounts of weight.

 

[Laplace's Demon]

I wonder what new habit Becky might have that is making her blood pressure run so high that she needs meds.

It's a mystery.

It probably has more to do with her significantly older habit of gaining large amounts of weight.

What passes for science these days astounds me. "Stoners get the munchies and eat garbage that gives them health problems. Give me big research grant now!" Truly groundbreaking.

 

[melty]

Here's another entry in the "Becky's first world problems" file. Overwhelmed looking for ethically sourced crystals:

 

[Meriasek]

Crystals? Is she graduating from weed already?

 

[metroid_fetish]

Here's another entry in the "Becky's first world problems" file. Overwhelmed looking for ethically sourced crystals:
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[AnOminous]

She doesn't mean from straight white males REEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Spidersforfriends]

"Let me into the club house. I want to change everything about it and if you dont like it you can leave the club house!!"

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Gee, I wonder why they'd think the guy with Jewish parents was more of a Jew than the fake Cuban actual Slav who mainlines pork and vociferously hates Israel.

 

[Pargon]

Gee, I wonder why they'd think the guy with Jewish parents was more of a Jew than the fake Cuban actual Slav who mainlines pork and vociferously hates Israel.

Who else but a willing victim fights so hard to get into a group where they are supposedly so unwanted?

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Gee, I wonder why they'd think the guy with Jewish parents was more of a Jew than the fake Cuban actual Slav who mainlines pork and vociferously hates Israel.

And I dont remember the actual quote but it killed me - "and takes part in witchcraft"

I submitted it for random.txt
It still kills me.

 

[Humpty hump]

Gee, I wonder why they'd think the guy with Jewish parents was more of a Jew than the fake Cuban actual Slav who mainlines pork and vociferously hates Israel.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure that she’s talking about Daniel. Then again, I’m also pretty sure that Daniel doesn’t practice witchcraft.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

if our Becky is serious about finding a job, there's one genuine achievement she can put on her CV - being single-handedly responsible for 1/12th of the posts on Twitter that contain the word "fuckjng"

evidence:

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Evidently Becky was sooper oppressed from infancy! Her own body oppressed her by being allergic to regular formula and Mami and Papi had to go hungry to feed her!

And of course, because someone disagrees with her, it's tantamount to wanting her and her parents to starve.

 

[Water-T]

Was this formula made from ground-up rhino horn? Because unless this is a 10 gallon drum, I call bullshit.

 

[melty]

I can totally believe Becky has been a joyless money suck since day 1, more than usual, I mean.

Various spergings from the past couple of days. I included some person she just reblogged without comment, because it's so stupid.

Spoiler: Hair

 

[Fat White Bitch]

Her hair is starting to look matted at the top