🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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"Keeping my relationship off-air"

He's going to tweet out another sex tape, isn't he?
He couldn't even make it a week after claiming he's keeping it private before wrangling her into a "pic for the fans"

Even knowing he reads everything we say here, he still does exactly what we want. Every. Time.
 
Also yeah, sure Ralph, it's to prove it to your supporters.

Gotcha.
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Looks like he has her in a chokehold ready to bundle into his candy van.

It's nice to see that Ralph is respecting his promise to keep his relationship private and not post any more stuff on social media about Faith to own the mean trolls. I look forward to seeing more "I'm totally not posting more about our relationship BUT here's this" stuff on his Twitter.
:gunt: :gunt: :gunt: :gunt:
 
Also yeah, sure Ralph, it's to prove it to your supporters.

Gotcha.
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Pictured: A Gunted Man holding his child bride captive. Fear and regret quite plainly shine out from her cold dead eyes, the pupils enlarged from either drugs or sheer terror. Circa. 2020- Year of the Conner Corn moon.

Edit: Also why in nearly every pic with a girl/gf he has his hand/arm around the neck/throat. Is it a stylistic choice? a habit? what the heck.
 
The lore just keeps getting better. Our boy Ethan is fucked either way you look at it. He stuck his 3inches into crazy town and has to play carefully from here because either:

- He breaks up with Faith, risks legal action & #metoo persecution
- He stays with Faith, creates a co-dependency relationship with a nutjob who will 100% fuck him over in the long run

Checkmate, Gunt.
 
why is he wearing the same shirt in every pic he posts?
If you've ever known a super fat person, you know they use a pretty limited wardrobe because they're convinced that certain shirts/outfits make them look best so they don't change things up too much.

The Killstream shirts are probably the newest clothes Ralph's gotten in a year.
 
I don't really buy that just with a photo that can be easily faked.
You should prove me wrong by uploading another sex tape, Ralph.
he's also wearing the same shirt he was in the likely fake police selfie
did he just take a bunch of pics in that shirt in various poses on a green screen to get fiver pajeets to do photoshops for him?
 
Don't need to tell me twice. But during the Stone Age. . .

I'll rephrase. I feel like a loving parent wouldn't pull out all the stops to get their kid back & then complain about it being a waste of money. (Or at least not openly.)
Also yeah, sure Ralph, it's to prove it to your supporters.

Gotcha.
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For fuck's sake.

Interesting that Ralph's been cancelling streams a bit lately. He's usually pretty anal (😏) about keeping a schedule. Not that it matters to me one way or the other, it's just unusual for him. I guess everybody needs breaks, & doing a daily show is a lot of work (even given who we're talking about), but still, he's not usually this lackadaisical about it.
 
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