🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I'll hand it to you @theralph , you at least have the presence of mind to understand that you're running out of time on this mortal coil. You never had looks, you've always been a fat fuck, you have the personality of a hobo drunk, so you are forced to settle for a teenage manipulative BPD slampig. But at least you won't die alone. Now you can wallow in mutual mediocrity. If you thought attending to your mother was a pain-in-the-ass, oh Ralph, that was nothing compared to what you've signed up for. And all the ayylawgs won't have to pay a cent for the content your decision will provide.
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Delicious Diversity said:
Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Ralph goes back to prison and cheats on Fai there (willingly or not).
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

:gunt: Place bets NOW! :gunt:
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She has no other udder to tease and she's a bpd whore so she'll stick around. Ralph will try to marry her before any charges drop on him because once he goes in she's gone. If he marries her before prison divorcing him inside is probably a pain in the ass, at least in gunt's very stupid mind. Fai won't press revenge porn charges but violating his parole will fuck him.
I bet 500 ears of corn.
 
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Hmm.

I just saw on Twitter someone pointing out that in the pic with Faith, Ralph is wearing the same Metallica shirt he was wearing during the welfare check photo with the cops and that stream.
That was the first stream after he got back from Williamsburg right?
I did notice a bit during that stream that he appeared to be looking off camera at someone a few times.

Perhaps he got her from Williamsburg and she was in the room during that stream? So she's been back with him for several days.
 
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Funkmaster said:
🌽 CORNSPIRACY THEORY 🌽

What if the Matt Vickers account is and has been under control by Faith all along??

The account had been dormant for four years prior to the harvest... It's not a huge stretch to think she could have known or had access to find out his password.

What if she's been using that to muddy the waters, fuck with @Ahalfwaycrook, antagonize the Gunt...

The way some of the @mattwvickers tweets are worded is immature and not what we would see from a man of his age. Using terms like grift and browsing KF threads don't sit well. Also showing praise for what a great shot Faith is,

Could be wrong, but reading 'his' latest tweets over again with the thought that she's the one composing them makes sense to me.
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What is her father's age? Is he really a boomer? Come to think of it, Ralph is old enough to be her father considering that when I think of trailer trash, I think of teenage pregnancies and people becoming fathers at 16.

So is her father one of them?
 
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Since Mister Vickers is reading this thread i would like to say how your kids turn out isnt 100% on the parent. Some kids will just turn fucked up as hard as you try to set em straight and set em up for success. Some others will do the excact opposite and despite enduring huge abuse they end up being huge winners. I dont believe Vickers was the perfect parent, noone is. He tried his best but his daughter is his daughter and he doesnt have 100% control over her, and now she is going to learn the most important lesson that no good parenting can teach you due to the understandable emotional connection. The real consequences of her actions and what it means to make a choice. Welcome to the adult world Faith. I know that when your child is in pain the parent hurts way more. Stay strong big guy.
 
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Mr Vickers just tweeted:

"Haha! Funkmaster says my Tweets are immature. The eloquence of my "pen" is difficult to convey within 280 characters."

Okay then, tweet out a 10 second video of you saying that on camera, not that hard to put it to rest.

If you do that and I'm wrong that's fine, I don't mind looking like an ass.

But you're obviously reading this thread & I don't believe it is you 'sir'
 
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Funkmaster said:
Mr Vickers just tweeted:

"Haha! Funkmaster says my Tweets are immature. The eloquence of my "pen" is difficult to convey within 280 characters."

Okay then, tweet out a 10 second video of you saying that on camera, not that hard to put it to rest.

If you do that and I'm wrong that's fine, I don't mind looking like an ass.

But you're obviously reading this thread & I don't believe it is you 'sir'
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Apparently been hitting F5 on this thread all day.

Don't you have a job or something? I say as I am sitting at work F5'ing this thread.
 
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PhoBingas said:
The more you mention it... It could be a possibility. If the dad is a boomer, he could have very well had a book of passwords laying around that she could have copied the stuff from and switched the email address and password to. Gets the noggin' a-bogglin'...

But ops of that level seem... beyond an 18 year old meth head.
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In one of the older tweets he used detractor. Thats a huge redflag for me.
Who of the general populace uses detractor? Us Internet speds sure, but of normal working people?
 
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I can’t believe in the same tweet he claims that him and his “gf” are going to have an offline relationship, he tweets out a picture of him with her in the hospital to own the Karens!

he literally countered his statement in the same fucking tweet. He learned absolutely NOTHING from all of this. This fat retard is absolutely exceptional to the core. You drove this girl into a psychiatric hospital and you are continuing to repeat the same shit that led to your downfall.

what in the fuck is wrong with your sociopathic ass @theralph
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Kenobi said:
In one of the older tweets he used detractor. Thats a huge redflag for me.
Who of the general populace uses detractor? Us Internet speds sure, but of normal working people?
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Seriously, the guy posted a blacked out CCL, Faith’s phone, and a time stamped receipt. Additionally, from the old follows, he’s a Rick and Morty fan and he’s referencing the Faith Multiverse. I get being skeptical, but everything the guy is saying lines up and includes details that make sense but that we also didn’t know.
 
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