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L.I.M.B. Commander said:
Yeaaaaaaa I don't trust a man who barely bathes to be around food of any kind. Not to mention a person who has horrible social skills trying to recruit anybody for said restaurant and the financials that go into it is very questionable from a idiot who misappropriate funds daily. Don't even get me started on the fact that he can't cook not a damn thing. I would love to see that restaurant open, fail and close in a year or less.
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Fuck, now I want to see an episode of Kitchen Nightmares in which Phil is the owner and Khet is the chef. Imagine Phil's reaction to being yelled at by Gordon Ramsay. He'd probably start crying.
 
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DZoomer said:
Fuck, now I want to see an episode of Kitchen Nightmares in which Phil is the owner and Khet is the chef. Imagine Phil's reaction to being yelled at by Gordon Ramsay. He'd probably start crying.
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Having recently seen a video wherein Phil is yelling at the chat for arguing with Leanna, it would amuse me greatly to see Phil stand there quietly while Gordon rips into his wife's cooking.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I find it way sadder what he apparently spends his non-streaming time with.
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TheGoutburglar said:
The guy just has no passion in anything, except
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L.I.M.B. Commander said:
Yeaaaaaaa I don't trust a man who barely bathes to be around food of any kind. Not to mention a person who has horrible social skills trying to recruit anybody for said restaurant and the financials that go into it is very questionable from a idiot who misappropriate funds daily. Don't even get me started on the fact that he can't cook not a damn thing. I would love to see that restaurant open, fail and close in a year or less.
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lol. He wouldn't last a week. Running a restaurant is hard work. And he would have to work 'overtime' because that's how it's done.
 
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Phil has no time for anything because he chooses to have no time for anything. He takes a 3 hour break in the middle of the day then complains he works so late.

If he just added the night stream onto his day stream he would finish at around 6pm his time? Suddenly he has the rest of the night to peel potatoes and protect his son from rogue squirrels.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
lol. He wouldn't last a week. Running a restaurant is hard work. And he would have to work 'overtime' because that's how it's done.
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**looks at the clock**
”Alright everyone finish your food and leave, I gotta go and I CANT stay here any longer, you know? Umm my wife *thumb* is at the cahndo and I gotta spend some time with her and Jahsper, before she goes to work tomorrow. You know what I mean?”
 
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Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
**looks at the clock**
”Alright everyone finish your food and leave, I gotta go and I CANT stay here any longer, you know? Umm my wife *thumb* is at the cahndo and I gotta spend some time with her and Jahsper, before she goes to work tomorrow. You know what I mean?”
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I told you guys when dinner service started 4 hours ago I HAVE TO LEAVE at 10:00pm!
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil does have a passion. His true love is eating.

Take for example his wedding explanation stream. He spends more time talking about how great the meal he ate at Vinny's Pizza than he spends talking about Kat or the ceremony or anything else.

Phil loves to eat. He hates to cook. Therefore he really loves going out for fast food or to a sit down restaurant. Wings trolls ask him a meme Wendy's chili question. Phil will then say he doesn't like the chili and never eats at Wendy's, yet he will describe exactly what classic menu items they have, what new limited time items, what sides he likes best, what sauces they have, etc.

He said his dream was to make enough money on YouTube where he could open his own restaurant. Phil loved doing DSP Tries It, but too many people made fun of him and he also got gout. He also gave some bullshit excuses that it takes too much time to film and the food would get cold or he can't do them anymore because he can't show his house. This is obviously not true because he has done two DSP Tries It reviews in his office.
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I don't think I'd say he's even passionate about food. It's not like he tries all kinds of interesting things. Think about what his knowledge is concentrated in: fast food. His passion is in cramming as much as he can down his gullet so he can re-assume his vegetative state.
 
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I don't think I'd say he's even passionate about food. It's not like he tries all kinds of interesting things. Think about what his knowledge is concentrated in: fast food. His passion is in cramming as much as he can down his gullet so he can re-assume his vegetative state.
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All of his DSP Tries It videos are nothing but greasy fast food. No salads,soups,snacks,dishes,drinks,or any other variety of food. It's so sad and pathetic that he can't think outside of box or try something different when being so "passionate" about food.
 
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Draza said:
All of his DSP Tries It videos are nothing but greasy fast food. No salads,soups,snacks,dishes,drinks,or any other variety of food. It's so sad and pathetic that he can't think outside of box or try something different when being so "passionate" about food.
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Yep, and even with the fast food, he only wanted to try new things that he had coupons for. It's not like he even cared about the food. So, Phil basically likes trying new fast food that's promoted to him and New York style "Authentico Italiano" pizza.
 
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I'm going to go with what @actually said. Phil doesn't love food, he loves being a couch potato.

We've never seen him watch wrestling (that I know of at least), but with him spazzing out over it getting spoiled once, that's a lot closer to "passionate" than I've ever seen him get over anything else. Even collecting statues is dead to him now.

Unless someone has something else to offer.
 
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The Goutsketeer said:
Since it's confirmed that DSP and his paypiggies read this thread, let me bring back an oldie but a very relevant video, just replace taxes with vest streak and wedding with WWE champions addiction lol

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DSP fans are imbeciles

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That should be in the front page of the dsp fan thread. Straight to the point haha.
 
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Damn I’ve been out of the loop but he really didn’t side with Edelgard in his three houses run. That’s so funny, I think I predicted months ago he would miss the secret condition to be able to side with her because he just doesn’t give a fuck, but I’m surprised one of his dregs didn’t give him a warning
 
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