Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

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Aaahahahaha! This looks so miserable. Nobody really likes sitting on high top stools like this but just imagine how awful it must be to sit on one weighing 400lbs and being almost completely spherical.

Hahaha Jesus. I get desensitized to how huge she is because she's usually photographed by herself (and with tightly controlled angles and mucho Photoshop to boot) but seeing how she absolutely fucking dwarfs that other woman (who isn't extremely small) is something else. I'll skip the reaction gif because I know Null hates them but it reminds me of Homer Simpson riding the tiny bicycle in the episode where he goes to Clown College.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Tess was trying everything to get asspats for her woke sperging.
Well she's getting attention now...just not in the way she wanted.

I wonder if she is smart enough to just shut the fuck up or is she really gonna go against multiple black women calling her out.

Oh well, something something this is what you chose.

 

[bloomingcactus]

It makes a lot more sense for them to wear it than for Tess, who I just realized wasn’t even capable of wearing it correctly: the first string is supposed to go under the breasts, but on Tess it’s midway across her boobs, which makes it an even worse choice for her and shows yet again how you can’t scale garments up well for someone that big.

Exactly, I wonder if it was another instance of her not giving her correct measurements. That ribbon crossing is suppose to create waist definition. Lol
In that side facing photo you could cut her in half vertically and make two people.


Me me ME pretty dress fat wahhh me ME me.


But then I'm gonna virtue signal about farm workers.

She's such a fucking joke. I'm glad she's starting to get called out. I just hope it's because she's racist and a horrible person and not just "all white people are racist".

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Some of the replies on her latest tweets:

Happy now Tess? you goddamn salty attention whore.
She milked that dress situation so hard she ended up tripping on her wokeness. NOW she is learning that no matter how hard you work for those woke points, in the end it doesn't matter because you're white, and anyone who defends you is racist.

She caught the attention of K-pop and Ariana Grande fans, they're always in the front row of cancel wars I love it, they never forget nor forgive.

 

[JambledUpWords]

People are really going off on Tess, here’s some more tweets :

 

[GrouchiCorn]

this is delicious

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I would never have guessed that the not letting go of that ugly strawberry dress would bring on this feeding frenzy. Kind of like the video of the sharks going bonkers on the whale carcass.

 

[melty]

I guess because the strawberry dress was a wholesome, fun thing everyone was enjoying until she stepped in and tried to make people feel bad about it. Then when that didn't work she tried to direct all the ire at black people. Good work Tess.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Probably her "awesome look" wasn't picked up on because she was fat. It's because she's a nobody and who the fuck cares?

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Man this is awesome. I can just iamgine Tess' flop sweats and panic right now. She's probably taking out her rage on poor Jolene and Bowie.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Man this is awesome. I can just iamgine Tess' flop sweats and panic right now. She's probably taking out her rage on poor Jolene and Bowie.

I just imagine that Tess is ordering more takeout and getting more cake to soothe the rage (on top of taking it out on others). I could see her drinking a bit as well so that she can forget. I expect a lot of damage control on social media these next few days.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Does she plan on stopping fishing for compliments any time soon? The dress looked awful on her - period.

 

[Constellationzero]

this is delicious

You're GODDAMN RIGHT it is!! Christmas came early! Yay YAY @JambledUpWords for distributing the presents!

 

[Easy Peasy]

How long before even fabletics dumps her and her only option is that only fans. Thank you tess, for cancelling yourself. Very kind of you

 

[Water-T]

It's so satisfying seeing Tess get sodomized on social media and her only defense is screaming "fatphobia!" to no avail.

Come on, Tess - break out those clown emojis!. You know you want to!

 

[lamp shade]

You're GODDAMN RIGHT it is!! Christmas came early! Yay YAY @JambledUpWords for distributing the presents!

@JambledUpWords seriously does the kiwi lord’s work. I don’t know how they constantly supply the social media mílk on so many threads, but I’m damn appreciative of it.

 

[Easy Peasy]

@JambledUpWords seriously does the kiwi lord’s work. I don’t know how they constantly supply the social media mílk on so many threads, but I’m damn appreciative of it.

Seriously every time I see their name as the newest post, I'm like yesssss new social media shit to laugh at. @JambledUpWords is a legend and we stan on the farms

 

[BIG DADDY]

Shit, finally. I was so sick of seeing her getting constant asspats in her echo chamber full of sad fat women and feeders.

I want Tess to continue the natural hair thing because her getting called out again would produce great milk. She apparently hasn’t been called out enough. It’s one thing to have a conservative POC to turn on Tess (since she doesn’t care if they do), it’s the woke POC that I want to turn on her more because she’d be groveling for their forgiveness.

Great timing on this. Really funny how no one gave a shit about the hair thing but people can’t stand an arrogant, whiny attention whore making demands and being bitchy.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[melty]

"I'm am wearing a 4x!"
She puts so little effort into these it's almost impressive.