Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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@Null I have a question about something you'd said on TDS. You said that the loli tweets Dick wrote are going to haunt him for years to come and damage his reputation. But wouldn't it be fair to say that Dick's reputation (at least in mainstream comedy) was and is already tarnished because of the Maddox video where he called him a rape apologist and maintaining a rape list, and also because he has engaged with right wing figures like Cernovich and McInnes and going on a Killstream episode with Richard Spencer? Or is it what you were saying yesterday about this turning off his conservative Christian audience?

Not speaking for Dear Feeder but pedophilia is one of the few things everyone* in America universally despises. In addition, anything you post is now public and will never go away, even if your account gets nuked (which is inevitable for Dax). Any client his business gets, every schoolteacher job Marie gets, hell, even if he contemplates a NP3 once he’s off the MATCH list, is now in jeopardy because he decided to fight and die on one of the most retarded hills conceivable. Being an unfunny comedian can be written off, this shit can’t and won’t. He’s saddled with this shit forever.
 
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Being as I was off Sunday, and always seek to restrain my autism time to billable hours, I haven't listened to Null's call-in yet. Therefore, I can come from a different angle, and think how a fan of TDS would interpret this episode. I was, after all, still a fan only a few months ago.

I shall report back with my impression of how the general audience who never touch twitter or reddit would react.
 
I'm not in the gun-down-all-lolicons camp, but fuck anyone who chooses to regularly baste their brain in that sort of garbage. I want lolicon to be regulated to its own little trashcan corner of the internet. I don't want to see it normalized in the communities/parts of the internet I actually give a shit about.

On the other hand, a lot of the dick show listeners (including myself) are drawn to the show for similar reasons that people come to KF, they like to watch a good trash fire. So, in that context I guess it would be okay, thinking of Digi as another Chris the Kiwi. But I'm bothered by Dick's shift from "that's fucked up but as long as you don't hurt anyone, whatever to "BUT THINK OF THE POOR PEDO". Gross.
The thing is that your last statement is a great indicator that Digi isn’t another Chris the Kiwi. Dick feigned interest to keep Chris calling in while his apologia now seems to be sincere. He’s willing to die on this hill because he either agrees with Conrad or likes him enough to do so. Maddox and god knows who else now have ammo to go at him again, especially considering his girlfriend is a teacher. I hope they don’t go down that route. She’s been abused enough by Dax and her ex.
 
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Is it just me or is there a very specific thing with washed up internet comedians regarding the sort of content they post on social media after a huge blowout? Dick's posts following the Null interview read almost exactly like Lowtax's posts following his blowout last month, and I'm pretty sure Maddox had some in the same vein too.
 
Aaand that's all I can take. It doesn't sound like it's been Bowdlerized. Either Dick has too much integrity to try to cut up the call, or, more likely, his circle jerk of whales have convinced him he came off well.

Thankfully Null called in quite early. Before the call was what made me stop listening-- the show has become utterly stale and tedious.

Dick, since you read this thread obsessively, hear me. I stopped listening to your show because I felt it went to shit, but I still liked you. I still looked forward to your WATP crossovers, and thought of you as a person who made bad decisions, but generally an entertaining one.

It wasn't until you suddenly started simping for pedophiles that I stopped liking you. I can't set that aside like I could you being shitty to your collaborators or your girlfriend, because it makes me feel downright unclean even to listen to you anymore. I may cancel my subscription to WATP, not because Karl did anything wrong or because I give a fragment of a fuck about five dollars a month, but because I hate to connect myself in any way to a man who openly advocates for child porn.

Since you brought it up specifically, as a Trucker, I guarantee I identify with not raping kids far more strongly than I identify with liking lesbian porn. What the fuck is wrong with you? Null wasn't threatening you, but warning you. Every bad thing that is coming your way is entirely your own doing, and Null was just trying with his little boy voice to tell you the peril you've placed yourself in.


But maybe I am a fucking idiot. Maybe your jokes about masturbating to child porn will get you inducted into the illuminati, as you claim.
 
@Null I have a question about something you'd said on TDS. You said that the loli tweets Dick wrote are going to haunt him for years to come and damage his reputation. But wouldn't it be fair to say that Dick's reputation (at least in mainstream comedy) was and is already tarnished because of the Maddox video where he called him a rape apologist and maintaining a rape list, and also because he has engaged with right wing figures like Cernovich and McInnes and going on a Killstream episode with Richard Spencer? Or is it what you were saying yesterday about this turning off his conservative Christian audience?
If Dick thinks (and based on what he said, he does think) that being kicked out of a few shitty comedy clubs in the worst city on Earth is bad, wait until Dick's Vordrak rises up, motivated with misguided righteous fury. If that person exists, he's in the audience already, and he'll make Cameron Clarke look like a fucking joke after a few months.

Don't ever think things can not get worse. They will.
 
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