Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[Iron Hamster]

Someone change the title, she’s barely a cosplay cow anymore.

She's cosplaying as a porn actress.

 

[Meriasek]

Have we entered into a universe where gunt-fucking on camera will be a common move for lolcows?

Three awful fat sex videos by lolcows have been released in the past few days (that I know of. Ethan Ralph, Drachenlord, and Moo).
Although one only contained a blowjob, but that's more than enough.
2020 needs to end. Please, God, make it stop.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I do think Momo took the plunge of porn fairly quickly this year only because conventions aren't happening anytime soon for her to get a vendor booth to peddle her wares to the simps brave enough to show their face to everyone how pathetic they are. She's already burned her bridges with the cosplay community and now she's burning the bridge with conventions. Lewds are one thing but I doubt parents want their kids anywhere near someone at a vendor table who is making money off actual porn. Hentai is one thing because generally speaking people get a pretty good laugh at 2D porn but by the time conventions are back in business Momo will have plunged to the depths of gang bangs at the rate she's going.

 

[Big Nasty]

(I remember a porn movie from the early 2000’s that was a sci-fi porn flick or whatever. The sexscenes were in 0G filmed aboard a vomit-comet plane. We will never get a porno like that again.)

The Uranus Experiment.

Could very likely have been the most high-budget porno ever made.

 

[BrunoMattei]

The gunt that keeps on giving...

I'm no porn connoisseur, but....doesn't it just LOOK BETTER if she had a third person to hold and move the camera around to see the naughty bits in full display? Just seeing an aerial view of some poor dude desperately trying to thrust past her fat is just....awful.

It's like watching someone pushing a raw chicken leg into the cavity over another raw chicken.

-100/10 I can never get horny again.

The Uranus Experiment.

Could very likely have been the most high-budget porno ever made.

Caligula had the highest budget for a porno at 15 million.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Momokun is one of the last cosplay thots I would ever ever want to see fuck on film, God in heaven she must be extremely desperate . Some one needs to send this to LowTierGod

 

[No Shot Bucko]

So it seems she's still gonna do cosplay.
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I give her til october to announce she will do COSPLAY and SEX videos for mayor *experience and being a real professional whore* lol!

I mean she's either too proud to realize she gonna do it for $$$ which is always the obvious reason everyone exposes his body to random strangers, and truly stubborn to called by his name ''yes this is called prostitution and im willing to record these fucky sessions''.

we wait and see in the next 2 months if she really commits to start her career as a porn star (X

 

[BrunoMattei]

i give her til october to announce she will do COSPLAY and SEX videos for mayor *experience and being a real professional whore* lol!

i mean she's either too proud to realize she gonna do it for $$$ which is always the obvious reason everyone exposes his body to random strangers, and truly stubborn to called by his name ''yes this is called prostitution and im willing to record these fucky sessions''.

we wait and see in the next 2 months if she really commits to start her career as a porn star (X

Capitalize words when starting a new sentence and 'I' is always capitalized when referring to your self.

 

[Halal Courtesan]

I'd hit that.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I'd hit that.

I hope you mean you would hit that with stones and beatings.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Could we change "thicc samus" to "Hamus Aran?"

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Those fake ass lips, and crappy porn images and vids are giving me a reverse boner.
I think I became a women.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Could we change "thicc samus" to "Hamus Aran?"

Or perhaps Samus Haram?

 

[No Shot Bucko]

Or perhaps Samus Haram?

clearly OP mean clearly Hamus because her body is more Ham meat than an actual smooth smoking hot looking average woman/model.

if you get the reference lad!

 

[obliviousbeard]

Oh wow, it finally happened. I really wonder how quickly she'll rebound since she's nothing special on porn scene. Not to mention it's apparently pretty strenuous and dog eat dog career. Or will she just sweep all of that under the rug and act like nothing happened while trying to milk patreon money from horndogs.

Also, she's fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

clearly OP mean clearly Hamus because her body is more Ham meat than an actual smooth smoking hot looking average woman/model.

if you get the reference lad!

Both work though.

 

[Neuromantic]

I might be a horny idiot bitch. But I think she's hot. But I like chunky women.

Too bad her character and everything else about her makes me dry up like a mofo.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

clearly OP mean clearly Hamus because her body is more Ham meat than an actual smooth smoking hot looking average woman/model.

if you get the reference lad!

No shit.

 

[NerdShamer]

So it seems she's still gonna do cosplay.
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Didn't she already do an skintight pants shoot, already?

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Didn't she already do an skintight pants shoot, already?

She should do an an hero shoot next.