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So........what will today's rant be about after reading the farms all day yesterday?
 
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Phil: "I'm don't say stupid shit like when I was younger"

Phil in 2018: "Ew that's Bowser's spooge! Don't touch it! Quick Mario, take of all Peach's clothes so she doesn't overheat ack ack ack!"

He was 35 when he said this.
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All part of the Pignosis, the only thing about DSP that has changed is the amount of effort he puts into his content. He refuses to even challenge himself anymore, and puts the least amount of effort into gameplay on his streams. He spends a majority of the streams stalling in menus, reading out donations, taking breaks etc.
 
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The hypocrisy of his rant was so strong he couldn't even try to skid over it like he usually does and had to constantly amend his statements in meaningless ways to try to make it seem like it doesn't apply to him. Loosely paraphrasing because I'm not watching this sh#t twice.

"When you're popular it never goes away" - "Well I was never popular like them"

"I never sold out, never took promotions..." - "...that required me to change what I say."

"I never used a gimmick..." - "...a YOUTUBE gimmick ! (Because I stream on Twitch, get it ? Ack ack ack ack ack)".

"I'm small potatoes..." - "...compared to other streamers, compared to other jobs, like retail and stuff, but in streaming, no, I'm small potato..."

"I'm not sh#tting on people, I'm just saying they act a certain way to make money..." - "...and that way is to be a fake, phony f#cking shill making absurd amounts of money who wastes people's time..."

"Other streamers they become another (cartoon) character..." - "...but when I put on a vest and blow bubbles, I stay who I am, I do it just for fun..."
 
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The hypocrisy of his rant was so strong he couldn't even try to skid over it like he usually does and had to constantly amend his statements in meaningless ways to try to make it seem like it doesn't apply to him. Loosely paraphrasing because I'm not watching this sh#t twice.

"When you're popular it never goes away" - "Well I was never popular like them"

"I never sold out, never took promotions..." - "...that required me to change what I say."

"I never used a gimmick..." - "...a YOUTUBE gimmick ! (Because I stream on Twitch, get it ? Ack ack ack ack ack)".

"I'm small potatoes..." - "...compared to other streamers, compared to other jobs, like retail and stuff, but in streaming, no, I'm small potato..."

"I'm not sh#tting on people, I'm just saying they act a certain way to make money..." - "...and that way is to be a fake, phony f#cking shill making absurd amounts of money who wastes people's time..."

"Other streamers they become another (cartoon) character..." - "...but when I put on a vest and blow bubbles, I stay who I am, I do it just for fun..."
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If there is any form of Phil's lack of awareness that is absolutely beyond dispute, even to me, it's to the fact that normal people are not amused or fooled by his style of semantic bullshit that he uses to try to get out of being a hypocrite. He real, truly, does not get that at all. That, or has contempt for it because it spoils his fun. He has long come across to me like the typical Scooby-Doo villain: "I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling detractors!"
 
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Nixxit said:
The hypocrisy of his rant was so strong he couldn't even try to skid over it like he usually does and had to constantly amend his statements in meaningless ways to try to make it seem like it doesn't apply to him. Loosely paraphrasing because I'm not watching this sh#t twice.

"When you're popular it never goes away" - "Well I was never popular like them"

"I never sold out, never took promotions..." - "...that required me to change what I say."

"I never used a gimmick..." - "...a YOUTUBE gimmick ! (Because I stream on Twitch, get it ? Ack ack ack ack ack)".

"I'm small potatoes..." - "...compared to other streamers, compared to other jobs, like retail and stuff, but in streaming, no, I'm small potato..."

"I'm not sh#tting on people, I'm just saying they act a certain way to make money..." - "...and that way is to be a fake, phony f#cking shill making absurd amounts of money who wastes people's time..."

"Other streamers they become another (cartoon) character..." - "...but when I put on a vest and blow bubbles, I stay who I am, I do it just for fun..."
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Yep, couldn’t stop thinking this the entire time. Dude just can’t stop projecting his shortcomings and insecurities
 
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