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Another GREAT story idea...
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But... Didn't he just think people who use different pronouns are powerful? 🤔
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Easy Peasy said:
I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but I have a sliver of compassion/sympathy for the obvious mental illness going on. To hate your body THAT much that you literally mutilate it, then pump it full of estrogen that has been derived from pregnant horse piss, that's a lot of crazy.
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Except Kevin doesn't hate his body. He just want to coom like the pretty ladies does in his porn movies.

Why can't Kevin coom?
 
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But... Didn't he just think people who use different pronouns are powerful? 🤔
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"Is torture always wrong" tells me what I need to know about their morality. Any sympathy I may have evaporates when I see Kevin has surrounded himself with people horrible enough to ask that question.

I'd suggest torturing him to see if he likes it, but he's doing enough with the am hole and the resulting cope.
 
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I believe I found the public listing for the current ranch (the location and sales dates line up with what we know so far, including some of the "sales issues"). I find the ownership of the ranch so interesting because it seems unlikely that it can support itself, especially at the level of buying new property. It's such a niche product aimed at a niche market, and I always questioned whether they owned the first ranch at all.
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According to that, the ranch is on just 35 acres of land. Pretty shitty land, from what I've seen in the photos. As far as the stocking density of alpacas is concerned, I've found this site which says


The stocking rate for alpacas varies depending upon whether the grass being grazed by the alpacas is of a native low density variety, also referred to as rough grazing, grassland under five years of age and grassland over five years of age. The stocking rate of alpacas not only depends upon the amount of grass but also the quality (energy and protein) available which is dependent on the frequency and intensity of the grazing schedule and the mixture of species found in the lay.

In general the stocking rates for alpacas are as follow


– Rough grazing land: 4 to 5 alpacas per acre
– Permanent pasture which is over five years old: 5 to 6 per acre.
– Temporary pasture which is less than five years old: 6 to 8 per acre.
– 2 alpacas can be kept on 1/2 an acre of pasture if well maintained.


In the winter months alpacas in high nutritional demand such as lactating females and weanlings may need to supplementary feeding. Hay or haylage should also be offered all year round to provide fibre for the digestive system.
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given that the accompanying photo shows land that is greener than a golf course and covered in grass several centimeters long, I'd rate the Tranch as being below what they call rough grazing, but even so they're around six an acre already. Plus they've got sheep and god knows what else.

This isn't going to end well. The only comparable situation I've heard of was a group of nuns living in a convent up high on Mt Olympus in Greece, where the soil resembled that at the Tranch. They kept cattle for milk, but instead of leaving them to roam free, they were kept indoors and fed on grass grown hydroponically. And even they didn't go for overcrowding.
 
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I feel no sympathy for Kevin.

It isn't because he's transmaxxing; I don't give a shit about what people do to themselves for pleasure. Dudes have been mutilating their dicks for fetishes well before transgenderism came into the public eye. (See Meet Tommy for more fun details!)

It's because he's actively trying to convince other self loathing, isolated men to transition. People who openly admit they will do anything to fit in, like Mode_View, or who are so unstable that any therapist worth their salt would tell them "you shouldn't start drugs with irreversible effects when you can't find housing" are Kevin's prime targets.

It is literally his fetish to see men feminized with drugs and surgeries.

He gets off on seeing men troon out and ruin their relationships with their spouses to become T4T transbians.

And he cannot even coom.
 
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According to that, the ranch is on just 35 acres of land. Pretty shitty land, from what I've seen in the photos. As far as the stocking density of alpacas is concerned, I've found this site which says




given that the accompanying photo shows land that is greener than a golf course and covered in grass several centimeters long, I'd rate the Tranch as being below what they call rough grazing, but even so they're around six an acre already. Plus they've got sheep and god knows what else.

This isn't going to end well. The only comparable situation I've heard of was a group of nuns living in a convent up high on Mt Olympus in Greece, where the soil resembled that at the Tranch. They kept cattle for milk, but instead of leaving them to roam free, they were kept indoors and fed on grass grown hydroponically. And even they didn't go for overcrowding.
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Alpacas are fussy. You can just sort of throw sheep in a field with a two-sided shack and shrug at them and they'll keep on keepin' on, but alpacas... no, not at all.

I mentioned upthread that fiber animals are useless at producing fiber unless they're treated very well. Alpacas under any kind of stress--and not, like, objective stress; fussy-alpaca stress--are going to have hair that breaks and is no good for milling. Overcrowding is stress. Poor diet is stress. Living where a bunch of troons are recreationally shooting water bottles for no good reason is definitely stress.

(Think about your own hair and the difference a good diet and maybe hair/skin vitamins make vs. a diet of nothing but junk food.)

35 acres isn't inherently bad for the number they're bringing in, assuming they can manage grazing rotation and barn/pen space. From what I've seen of their land, they're going to have to be rotating fields a LOT--those animals will chow through the available grass in any given space surprisingly. fast. Somehow I doubt they have the management skills for all of that.

So they'll pay to feed and house this flock of alpacas all year long. Then finally - time to shear them! Surely they will hire a seasoned pro who will treat their alpacas with the gentle care they deserve. Even under the best of circumstances shearing is a wrestling match against an animal with more knees than the person who's wielding the clippers.

But still. Let's assume they hire someone competent. Whoever that is is going to be expensive.

Now that shearing is complete, they have piles of fiber everywhere. 3-6 pounds of fiber per animal, which at their newly-expanded scale is way too much to throw in the bed of a pickup. They're going to have to figure out logisitcs to transport all of that to a mill.

Except there's a problem. Because of all that stress, a lot of that shorn fiber is shorter than what a happy alpaca would normally yield. Just like happens to humans when they're stressed, those poor stressed alpacas' hair is all broken to shit.

Option 1: They figure out transportation and get all this splitty too-short hair to a mill. (Also expensive. So expensive.) Mills charge by the pound, but that's by the pound they're given, not the usable product that results. The tranch alpaca fiber is going to have more waste in milling because it's so short, so when they come back to get their milled yarn--which they're counting on to sell to their myriad internet fans who want to support the tranch so they can recoup all this expensive animal housing/feeding/medical care/processing costs/etc etc etc--they're not going to be getting as much back as they should. Maybe the mill will have done its best but the resulting yarn is going to be fragile to work with. Good luck getting repeat customers. Because of all the associated costs alpaca yarn isn't cheap, and knitters are an autistic group ready to burn down anyone who doesn't give them more than the expected value for their money.

Option 2: They skip the milll and sell direct to consumer. That means they have to clean all that vegetable matter out themselves (vegetable matter means dried hay and stuff--which is honestly kind of sweet to find in your fiber, IMO--but less pleasant things as well, like grease and literal shit.) We all know how good this crew is at cleanliness. But, fine, let's assume they get it together, swirl some Dawn in a bathtub, apply some elbow grease to what might be almost a thousand pounds of hair, and make it work. Except, oh! The consumer isn't any more experienced than the mill, and likely less so. So now you have a bunch of home spinners who are getting tough-to-work-with fiber and the tranch gets a reputation for selling an expensive and frustrating product. Spinners are arguably even touchier than knitters.

So basically, everything they're doing is entirely idiotic.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Kev-Kev rambles about Facebook saying they'll crack down on antifa shit:
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His head is stuck so far up his ass I suspect stomach acid is responsible for his horrible hair and disgusting forehead.
He's got an echo nuclear bunker instead of a regular old chamber.

Kev, you dumb fuck, you literal smooth-brain subhuman faggot, capitalism enables the kind of dumb fucking shit you do every single fucking day. It lets you live a comfortable life, it allowed you to mutilate yourself completely voluntarily, it lets you sit on your fat ass tweeting instead of doing hard labour on a field or in a state-owned factory, it lets you spout your bullshit nonsense 24/7 without commissars taking you away in a black Volga never to be seen again.

Capitalism puts useless overpriced Troonsformers figures into on-line stores so you can buy them, capitalism allows those hideous troon flags you love so much exist along with the underlying cult, capitalism let you buy Tran Ranch.
You anti-fa commie types are so goddamn fucking ignorant about communism and its practices, its track record, its history, everything, it makes me weep. It makes me wish you got exactly what you wanted, you brainless wanna-bimbo.

You never heard about planned economies, shortage economies - no wonder, I reckon economists like Stanislaw Gomulka, Leszek Balcerowicz, Grzegorz Kolodko, and Janos Kornai aren't popular with the current woke crowd - fixed prices in the Eastern Bloc countries which ramped their deficit up, allocated housing, which forced people out of their homes if it was deemed "too large for their family to use": imagine granny dying, and the next day, an actual state goon knocks on your door, telling you you have five days to move out because your fresh four member family can't live in a three bedroom apartment.

No, fucknuggets like you love to handwave everything away with the convenient excuse "it wasn't real communism!". Guess what, you useless trash, the same could be said about any capitalist society ever. Capitalism isn't perfect, but it sure as fuck is leagues better than any commie dictatorship.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Poor Kev-Kev!! Another rat king blocked him!!!:
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Speaking of rat kings, cow-crossover with Jake Alley:
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I'm confused. Is he saying the worst part of twitter is being blocked? The thing his ilk do if you blink the wrong way? And again lol at Kevin... "you don't have to tell someone why you're blocking them. UHH UNLESS IT'S ME OF COURSE"
 
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Maybe Kev, JUST maybe, they blocked you because they didn't want people to see your tweets via them and assume this is what all trans people are like. I know, crazy idea. Who WOULDN'T want someone like you representing them?

Also, re: playing female WoW characters. I'm a female who plays a lot of male characters. Clearly I need to chop my tits off and start taking T. It can't be that I just want something appealing to look at while I play.
 
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