🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Unog]

For a guy with 50 grand in the bank,

He doesn't have fifty grand in the bank, for starters.

 

[Postal Pippa]

He literally wants to be the next Dick or Joe Rogan. Guess what @theralph you know what those two have in common? They do their shows on everything. Like Mike from Redbar said “stop with this killstream, its shit!”

I think that might be the biggest issue. Sure he can be an immature prick with his humor at times but there are certainly folks who not only enjoy that but will financially back it. And while you could say Dick is the same, Dick is his own mother fucker, same for Rogan. This is the most not Ralph(But clearly still same habits) but still Ralph Ive seen. Like a fuckin husk of a man looking for a new host body.

About the money, true but that will eventually run out. i can guarantee you that even though he still gets money from Dlive and uses it for booze, he still has more money going out then coming back in. Going to powerlevel here a bit, but one of my jobs was to do mortgages for people and one of the things i had to do was record peoples living expenses, so i would have to go through 3 months bank statements to get their actual expenses, and 9/10 people would spend more then they realised

I agree with the second point

True, I agree. I mean, granted, I said that under the mindset of "Man 50 grand is a lot, I dont have to whore myself, I can use that money to better myself and get to a good job.". My mistake is forgetting Gunt takes pride in never having done an honest hard days work. And I do agree that folks burn their money fast. Especially when substances are involved.

He doesn't have fifty grand in the bank, for starters.

Sorry, going off of what Ade said. I mean if he doesnt it just explains all this shit more and more.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

True, I agree. I mean, granted, I said that under the mindset of "Man 50 grand is a lot, I dont have to whore myself, I can use that money to better myself and get to a good job.". My mistake is forgetting Gunt takes pride in never having done an honest hard days work. And I do agree that folks burn their money fast. Especially when substances are involved.
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nah all good, i was just giving my opinion since i know the Gunt will be smug and say he has that much, i do agree that others would use it properly and make something out of it and better themselves more then the GUnt will ever do. i honestly wish the money was more in the hands of someone else who could use it and would use it properly

 

[MeltyTW]

He so desperately wants those alt right NEETBUX, but the truly hilarious thing about that is that he is cucked specifically because of that and knows it. He has been yeeted off of every mainstream platform because he wanted to larp as a white supremacist, now he has to walk around on egg shells while still playing to the same crowd. You can see this when he reels himself back in where he will literally say "no better not say that dont want to get banned from dlive". Its the one consistant thing he is consistantly aware of with hish entire existance, no matter how drunk he gets it tends to stay in the front of his mind, because he knows he has nowhere else to go if Dlive yeets him.

Incorrect he has bitwave

Sorry, going off of what Ade said. I mean if he doesnt it just explains all this shit more and more.

The money thing is fascinating to me because I always thought ralph blew through the Golden age funds and was teetering on poverty but it turns out that was incorrect and he lives a lifestyle so cheap out of choice that even near minimum wage pulls would keep him going with no rent or bills.

But his desperation is actually caused by wanting to move to Cali for some reason. I don't know why he wants to move he doesn't go outside and it'll just eat away his savings much much faster for the same lifestyle.

 

[TheBeanz]

He doesn't have fifty grand in the bank, for starters.

I think he does.

1. We have some hearsay from Ade who claims to have been showed the account by Ralph
2. Null thinks it's legit
3. He idolises Metokur and he must've taken on what he's said in the past about efame money - Save it don't spend it like WingsofRedemption

To have had some major money streams from back in the day I think it's reasonable to have managed to save up that amount, especially if your expenses are low.

 

[Postal Pippa]

nah all good, i was just giving my opinion since i know the Gunt will be smug and say he has that much, i do agree that others would use it properly and make something out of it and better themselves more then the GUnt will ever do. i honestly wish the money was more in the hands of someone else who could use it and would use it properly

Same, no matter how much money it is, if its just going to fund a mid level booze company, its a real waste.

The money thing is fascinating to me because I always thought ralph blew through the Golden age funds and was teetering on poverty but it turns out that was incorrect and he lives a lifestyle so cheap out of choice that even near minimum wage pulls would keep him going with no rent or bills.

But his desperation is actually caused by wanting to move to Cali for some reason. I don't know why he wants to move he doesn't go outside and it'll just eat away his savings much much faster for the same lifestyle.

Truth, I figured he wouldnt have had more then 5k sitting. Honestly though when you dont have to pay actual rent or anything I suppose you reall can coast that hard.
Oh to Cali? Yeah that explains it, and I would guess that reason is a particular Mexican. Pfft, and yeah no, Californias prices will fuck him into the dirt in no time.

 

[Unog]

Sorry, going off of what Ade said. I mean if he doesnt it just explains all this shit more and more.

The money thing is fascinating to me because I always thought ralph blew through the Golden age funds and was teetering on poverty but it turns out that was incorrect and he lives a lifestyle so cheap out of choice that even near minimum wage pulls would keep him going with no rent or bills.

He's "had fifty grand in the bank" for like two years now. For various reasons this is either not the case or might as well not be the case.

And for the life of me I don't understand why something Ethan said to an ex is something to be considered iron-clad just because it was regurgitated by a third party.

I think he does.

1. We have some hearsay from Ade who claims to have been showed the account by Ralph
2. Null thinks it's legit
3. He idolises Metokur and he must've taken on what he's said in the past about efame money - Save it don't spend it like WingsofRedemption

To have had some major money streams from back in the day I think it's reasonable to have managed to save up that amount, especially if your expenses are low.

Even if he does he's living under a mountain of debt that he hasn't paid a single cent on, but I don't believe it mostly because he's been living with his debilitated mother on near minimum wage for over a year and a half since he first publicly made that claim on a stream a long ass time ago.

Either the money's gone, or he hasn't touched it for fear of it being fucked with immediately upon being moved. The "fifty grand in the bank" bullshit is hardly new.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

https://youtu.be/0-zFoQ2uJSc

This is uncannily Ralph's future. Life imitating art.

Ralph getting toaster'd by Matt Vickers when?

 

[Postal Pippa]

He's "had fifty grand in the bank" for like two years now. For various reasons this is either not the case or might as well not be the case.

And for the life of me I don't understand why something Ethan said to an ex is something to be considered iron-clad just because it was regurgitated by a third party.

Even if he does he's living under a mountain of debt that he hasn't paid a single cent on, but I don't believe it mostly because he's been living with his debilitated mother on near minimum wage for over a year and a half since he first publicly made that claim on a stream a long ass time ago.

Either the money's gone, or he hasn't touched it for fear of it being fucked with immediately upon being moved. The "fifty grand in the bank" bullshit is hardly new.

Oh dont get me wrong he could have just edited elements and faked the amount when he showed her. He prolly doesnt have that much in reality, wont argue that but Ill be honest, the thought of him doing this with 50k in the bank is just funnier to me because it ramps up the retardation factor.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's "had fifty grand in the bank" for like two years now. For various reasons this is either not the case or might as well not be the case.

And for the life of me I don't understand why something Ethan said to an ex is something to be considered iron-clad just because it was regurgitated by a third party.

The thing is ralph at one time made a fuck ton of cash. Its believable with all the expenditures we've seen and with the knowledge he does not pay rent or bills that he still has at least bear 50k. It might be wrong but its to the point its something less obvious enough to need a breakdown as to why its not correct

Oh also things like Ralph's debt of course limits his practical funds but it wasn't about practical funds it was about the pure total

to Cali? Yeah that explains it, and I would guess that reason is a particular Mexican. Pfft, and yeah no, Californias prices will fuck him into the dirt in no time.

Thats what I dont get right now he has all the money he could ever want except for the inevitable death of his mom. Moving to Cali will kill him what with rent (can you even buy a shit shack in Cali for 50k or less?) general prices and such I don't understand the gunt plan

 

[Postal Pippa]

Thats what I dont get right now he has all the money he could ever want except for the inevitable death of his mom. Moving to Cali will kill him what with rent (can you even buy a shit shack in Cali for 50k or less?) general prices and such I don't understand the gunt plan

Simple, he thinks he can still make it. He thinks he wont ever fail with this shit. "If Dick can do it I can do it." Im sure he tells himself that constantly.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Simple, he thinks he can still make it. He thinks he wont ever fail with this shit. "If Dick can do it I can do it." Im sure he tells himself that constantly.

and when that happens it will be a glorious moment, we will bask in the glory of his failure

 

[Unog]

The thing is ralph at one time made a fuck ton of cash. Its believable with all the expenditures we've seen and with the knowledge he does not pay rent or bills that he still has at least bear 50k. It might be wrong but its to the point its something less obvious enough to need a breakdown as to why its not correct

Where has this "knowledge he does not pay rent or bills" come from? The spurned ED alum ex-gf?

Are you forgetting that this man is an alcoholic druggie? Who's been on near-min wage for about a year now? Even if he didn't pay rent or bills this nigga's got an expensive (for his income, anyway) lifestyle.

Oh also things like Ralph's debt of course limits his practical funds but it wasn't about practical funds it was about the pure total

If you can't use money that you have in holdings it might as well not exist, for all intents and purposes. You wouldn't call a cupboard full of rotten food "well-stocked", would you?

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Simple, he thinks he can still make it. He thinks he wont ever fail with this shit. "If Dick can do it I can do it." Im sure he tells himself that constantly.

I dont know why he thinks he can be a Dick. I am listening to the PO restream and you can shit on Dick all you want, but the guy is high energy and he can build up and keep a momentum. Listening to Ralph feels like I set my youtube to x0.75 speed.

 

[MeltyTW]

Simple, he thinks he can still make it. He thinks he wont ever fail with this shit. "If Dick can do it I can do it." Im sure he tells himself that constantly.

lol his show is da jooz ad nauseum on loads of downers he is going to die

If you can't use money that you have in holdings it might as well not exist, for all intents and purposes. You wouldn't call a cupboard full of rotten food "well-stocked", would you?

No but if the question is how much does he have not how much can he eat then the pure total is more important. Plus that money still cushions so is worth mentioning and he will still use it even if nots smart since he doesn't think the collectors will catch up to him. Like how one with less standards might eat the rotten food ( which ralph literally has)

Where has this "knowledge he does not pay rent or bills" come from? The spurned ED alum ex-gf?

Are you forgetting that this man is an alcoholic druggie? Who's been on near-min wage for about a year now? Even if he didn't pay rent or bills this nigga's got an expensive (for his income, anyway) lifestyle.

Well the house is his moms and we've seen what an unhelpful little shit he is to mom so he's not paying rent and ade's story would need some weird unseen situation to ben incorrect. Without that he lives like an earthworm minimal everything except occasional museum trips

 

[Postal Pippa]

I dont know why he thinks he can be a Dick. I am listening to the PO restream and you can shit on Dick all you want, but the guy is high energy and he can build up and keep a momentum. Listening to Ralph feels like I set my youtube to x0.75 speed.

Thats what happens when you cant control your drug usage. Remember when Dick talked to Onision, fucker took lysergic and threw it up because he knew itd fuck with him if he didnt. However I guess it DOES take a semi competent individual to both abuse substances and still be a productive member of society. And since Ralph was never a productive member of society to begin with, he doesnt have the willpower to taper his usage for the sake of more money in order to keep funding the lifestyle.

Thats my half baked take I guess.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Well the house is his moms and we've seen what an unhelpful little shit he is to mom so he's not paying rent and ade's story would need some weird unseen situation to ben incorrect. Without that he lives like an earthworm minimal everything except occasional museum trips
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In all honesty can his mum actually pay rent? Isn't she bedridden or something? i actually don't know the case with his mum, and my god he is scum if he can't do the basic thing of taking care of his mother.

 

[MeltyTW]

In all honesty can his mum actually pay rent? Isn't she bedridden or something? i actually don't know the case with his mum, and my god he is scum if he can't do the basic thing of taking care of his mother

I actually forgot it was recently said by Vickers theyre renting the house so nvm I guess its actually more probable if ralph is paying it maybe. Iirc they owned it at some point I guess it fell until ethan got stable enough to pay rent maybe

Edit getting things mixed up now at this point

 

[Unog]

No but if the question is how much does he have not how much can he eat then the pure total is more important. Plus that money still cushions so is worth mentioning and he will still use it even if nots smart since he doesn't think the collectors will catch up to him. Like how one with less standards might eat the rotten food ( which ralph literally has)

Listen, he's been saying it for over a year and a half now. If he had the money, it's no longer around, and frankly the last I heard of the 50k in the bank shit before Ade was when he first bragged about it after the Healstream.

My take? Ade heard/knew about that and dropped it in to make other, less credible shit she said seem more believable since she wasn't purely dunking on Ethan. I don't believe for a second that Ethan Ralph of all people would show someone their bank account, and if all he did was tell her, well you've seen yourself that Ethan lies as easily and effortlessly as breathing.

Well the house is his moms and we've seen what an unhelpful little shit he is to mom so he's not paying rent

His debilitated, can't-drive-to-her-own-dialysis-session mother isn't paying any fucking bills, mate. At most she might be getting SS checks, but that would hardly cover a two-person household.

and ade's story

Let me stop you right there. This is a perfect example of what irks me about the "redemption arc" shit. I'm not going to, and nobody with any fucking sense should, trust a single word anyone who's well known from/in ED has to say about damn near anything without concrete evidence behind it. If this chick told me that the grass was green I'd go outside to check for fuck's sake.

Just because she had funny shit to say about Ethan doesn't mean I'm suddenly going to pretend that I've been stricken senseless to "own" Ralph. This is absurd.

Without that he lives like an earthworm minimal everything except occasional museum trips

He's an alcoholic druggie. This needs no more explanation and is provable by the man's own admission/behavior. Unless you somehow think being an alcoholic druggie is an inexpensive vice to have?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Simple, he thinks he can still make it. He thinks he wont ever fail with this shit. "If Dick can do it I can do it." Im sure he tells himself that constantly.

Well of course he believes that, the tag line to his show is literally 'you cant abort the retort', he has convinced himself that he is untouchable. Thats also why I think he chimps out at the slightest bit of adversity, it disrupts his own delusions of grandeur and invincibility.