Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Aquinas]

Daily reminder that extended cow metaphors are the cringiest fucking thing in the entire world and I hold people who use them in absolute contempt.

dont have a cow, man

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Daily reminder that extended cow metaphors are the cringiest fucking thing in the entire world and I hold people who use them in absolute contempt.

The literal livestock you sperg.

 

[Bob Barker]

>invoking the name of Little Miss Sunshine and comparing it to cuties
Gradually, I began to hate them.

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From what I've heard the writer claims to be trying to do something similar. Maybe she is and is just retarded (she's a black muslim daughter of immigrants so its possible she just has no understanding of what too far is), but the road to evil is paved with good intentions, and netflix is clearly not operating under good intentions themselves.

Oh and dax has already said he's openly ok with the most objectionable parts of it under any situation, so theres that too.

 

[Null]

From what I've heard the writer claims to be trying to do something similar.

https://tinf.io/archive/1597923528.006939/thespool.net/festivals/2020/02/sundance-2020-cuties-review/index.html

 

[HotGayDad]

It's honestly a real shame to see all this shit, I had been a fan of the show for awhile, excused a lot of his retard takes as playing a character, but this shit is ridiculous, between defending digipedo and what's been going on on his Twitter I yoinked my patreon donation

 

[naught]

Congratulations, brave.

https://twitter.com/good_handle/status/1296285986192683010

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That's why he wanted to hangout with them.

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[Rekkington]

https://tinf.io/archive/1597923528.006939/thespool.net/festivals/2020/02/sundance-2020-cuties-review/index.html

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Somewhat off topic but I just want to point out that this liberal "if you repress sexuality you turn children into whores!" makes literally zero sense but people just act as if it's true. Because this argument is also made in the interest of sexualizing children and encouraging them to do it safely. I bet everyone's parents had a zero-tolerance drug policy in their homes, and it's not like everyone went straight into MDMA and heroin as a result.

There's this notion that teenagers and children automatically rebel against their parents, but this is a relatively new idea and throughout thousands of years of human history this wasn't a thing that happened. Like what, zero kids ever get into their family business? Unless you encourage them to suck dick, they'll be out there sucking more dick? How does that work? Maybe let's have a look at the people making these bizarre arguments.

 

[MeltyTW]

>invoking the name of Little Miss Sunshine and comparing it to cuties
Gradually, I began to hate them.

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dick is unironically defending the sexualization of children as a greasy mexican jew, how has his fanbase not tar and feathered his ass?

 

[Laura Loomer]

Well, I wanted to wait until I actually heard the episode to weigh in, and it was pretty much what I suspected when I first started reading this drama. Dick was right. This was not the "own" that this thread is making it out to be. And to me, it was actually Null who seemed to be wavering in his position.

First, I don't like the Leftist tactic of defining your enemy, and using that for your argument. "Republicans are Nazis, therefore if you associate with Republicans, you are associating with Nazis". "Lolicon is pedophilia, therefore if you associate with someone into lolicon, you are associating with someone into pedophilia". It's circular logic. And in the days reading posts about "Dick defends pedophilia", "Dick supports child porn", "Dick is ok with child rape", I knew when I listened to it, it was going to be an argument about drawings. Anybody omitting that distinction is doing so in bad faith, IMO.

Drawing aren't real. In fact getting off on drawings is the weird part, it doesn't matter if it's anime girls, furry shit, or Renaissance paintings.

Responding to some of the more retarded statements I've seen:

This internet tough guy shit that they would shoot someone into lolicon in the head and sleep comfortably. Bullshit. If you can execute someone that hasn't hurt anybody without remorse, you are the psychopath that society needs to fear.

TDS is a conservative podcast with a conservative audience? No, not really. Dick openly abuses drugs and alcohol, tried to start a polyamorous relationship, and hates the cops. He's always skewed more libertarian. Digibro, Furry orgy lady, bread fucker, they are weird sideshow shit that some people find funny.

But what would religious conservatives like Nick Rackets and Doug Tenapple think? Well, why is anybody giving a fuck what religious conservatives think now? Religious conservatives have been the "bad guys" my whole life. That comes off more of a cynical attack point than actual concern about religious conservatives. Also, there's that whole, "Judge not, lest ye be judged" aspect to Christianity. I'm not even religious, but I've never stopped being a friend with someone because I didn't like someone they were friends with.

What about what truckers think? This doesn't make sense because "trucker" isn't stereotypically seen as a wholesome family man. Quite the opposite, trucks are stereotypically crude roughnecks. Truckstop restrooms, truckstop hookers, truckers picking up teenage hitchhikers that end up dead. Even female truckers are crude, like Large Marge. I doubt any of them are offended by kids looking at cartoon girls.

I guess I'll end this rant by saying being against thought crimes is not defending pedophilia. Again, this is a circular logic that not saying Black Lives Matter means you think black people should die.

If any type of depiction of children getting raped turns you on, you're a pedophile. It's not complicated.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I don't know what you guys are thinking but I'm sure he's doing amazing in these debates. I hope he keeps discussing it with every rando that appears on his timeline.

People here are just miffed he's owning us with our silly, Karenish, 'Pedophilia is bad' stance.

Never. He will fumble and fuck this up. Trust.

What he needs to do is compile a Pastebin with all the dirt in it, links to archives and images etc, and then just send it round as widely as possible from burner accounts. That way people who don't suck at this can weaponize it.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Dax is so obsessed with winning and "owning" the Karren farms at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he he'd try and spin his nephews getting mollested by Digipedo and his GF as a cool thing.

Dax: "So Sean, my nephew had a threesome with two HOT HOT HOT HOT WOMEN! ZAMMMA BAMMA WOWWY YOWWI!

Sean: "Baaaaa"

Dax: "Yeah, my nephew banged Digipedo and his H-H-H-H-HAWT girlfriend. He's only 8 years old! Sure one of them has a "penis" but I love penises they are super manly. I see 'em all the time at burning man"

Sean: "Baaaaa"

Dax: "My sister is all pissed off about it because she's being such a Karen right now and she doesn't want super cool uncle Dax to see her kids anymore because I left her kids with two admitted lolicon enthusiests but I explained that it was fine because it's drawings KAAAAARRRREEEN"

Sean: "Baaaa"

Dax: "My pimp ass nephew talked both of them in to bed. You should see him. ABSOLUTE CHAD! ABSOLUTE ALPHA! He hasn't stopped crying tears of joy since the police report was taken to fill out insurance claim stuff. Best part is Digi and his gf did it all for my favorite price, giving ME money to watch him! I need to set up a baby sitting service or something. It can be my New Project."

Sean: "Baa"

 

[instythot]

Are you fucking retarded? Dax wasn't an "enemy" until he freaked out because people called him on his pedo shit and then he doubled down into absolute lunacy.

He does have the greasy balding moustached head for pedo shit

 

[Bob Barker]

First, I don't like the Leftist tactic of defining your enemy, and using that for your argument. "Republicans are Nazis, therefore if you associate with Republicans, you are associating with Nazis". "Lolicon is pedophilia, therefore if you associate with someone into lolicon, you are associating with someone into pedophilia". It's circular logic.

Its not circular logic. Circular logic would be something like: "Lolicon is pedophilia because only pedophiles get off to it."

Of all the "muh logical fallacies" to fedora tip about, circular logic is the most retarded to just name as its so blatantly obvious when its done, and its hardly ever convincing.

And in the days reading posts about "Dick defends pedophilia", "Dick supports child porn", "Dick is ok with child rape", I knew when I listened to it, it was going to be an argument about drawings. Anybody omitting that distinction is doing so in bad faith, IMO.

Too bad he also went and defended the sexualization of real children too:

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I guess I'll end this rant by saying being against thought crimes is not defending pedophilia. Again, this is a circular logic that not saying Black Lives Matter means you think black people should die.

Literally no one has been upset with dick for saying we should not legally be rounding up pedos and killing them. The issue is he refuses to just SAY that lolicon/soft core child porn is pedophilia and bad and that he doesn't personally support it. This issue isn't his legal stance on the issue, its that he genuinely is claiming to support certain forms of pedophilia and openly defending them in the most dishonest way.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Dax is so obsessed with winning and "owning" the Karren farms at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he he'd try and spin his nephews getting mollested by Digipedo and his GF as a cool thing.

Dax: "So Sean, my nephew had a threesome with two HOT HOT HOT HOT WOMEN! ZAMMMA BAMMA WOWWY YOWWI!

Sean: "Baaaaa"

Dax: "Yeah, my nephew banged Digipedo and his H-H-H-H-HAWT girlfriend. He's only 8 years old! Sure one of them has a "penis" but I love penises they are super manly. I see 'em all the time at burning man"

Sean: "Baaaaa"

Dax: "My sister is all pissed off about it because she's being such a Karen right now and she doesn't want super cool uncle Dax to see her kids anymore because I left her kids with two admitted lolicon enthusiests but I explained that it was fine because it's drawings KAAAAARRRREEEN"

Sean: "Baaaa"

Dax: "My pimp ass nephew talked both of them in to bed. You should see him. ABSOLUTE CHAD! ABSOLUTE ALPHA! He hasn't stopped crying tears of joy since the police report was taken to fill out insurance claim stuff. Best part is Digi and his gf did it all for my favorite price, giving ME money to watch him! I need to set up a baby sitting service or something. It can be my New Project."

Sean: "Baa"

Now that's fucking funny but there is no way in hell I would ever let those words escape my lips even as a joke. We'll all just have to make do with imagination.

 

[Kerr Avon]

At this rate he should get Tommy Tooter on as a guest / cohost

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

We’ll see how much it actually affects him but I’m not optimistic. His patreon numbers seem to have only gone down by about 50 bucks since episode came out yesterday.

The graphtreon only shows a drop of about 30 Patreons. Almost nothing. It could be the start of a long-term decline, who knows.

And now you just reminded me of one of my biggest pet peeves on discord, the moment weebs come in they try and take over the pla- OH GOD NO DICK IS A LIVING DISCORD SERVER!

It all started when he let Digi into his discord server...

Dax doesn’t have THAT much money, especially by LA standards. It just shows how sheltered his fans are that they think otherwise. See also: Dax fans who think Marie is hot when even in Bumfuck, Idaho she’d be a 4, tops.

Is the photo that’s been floating around on here 100% confirmed? She’s objectively unattractive in that photo I don’t understand why he would go on and on about how how ‘classically beautiful’ this Spic Michelle Obama is.

Up next, Dax defends child prostitution in the Philippines and Thailand.

You see, it’s the free market...

I don't know if anyone ever posted any possible evidence of Marie cucking Dax with the guy from the Room, but here is some with appropriate information hidden.

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Somebody born in 0*/1984 is very likely to be 36 right now.

Like I said, Dick using Christianity as an "own" to Null was doing it cynically, not because he gives a fuck about Christian thought.

FTFY

For what profits a man if he gains his Twitter account but loses his reputation?

(Since we're going with Christian theming)

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not molest children.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a child with lust has already committed molestation with her in his heart. If your computer causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose your computer than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your Twitter causes you to defend paedophilia, delete and uninstall it; it is better for you to lose one of your social medias than for your whole fan base to disappear.”

‭‭Matthew‬ ‭5:27-30‬ ‭NRSV-CI‬‬

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this isn’t blasphemous, right?

 

[naught]

At this rate he should get Tommy Tooter on as a guest / cohost

That would own Karen Farm's.
Dax should show how Christian he is an take Tooter out of his psych hold.

 

[MeltyTW]

"if she can kick she gets my Dick" Masterson definitely only cares about lolicon and pedophilia for free speech purposes as he argues for it all night and into the morning as recently as 1 hour ago:


He. JUST. Keeps. Fucking. Going

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Why this fight

Why this show

Dick seriously must have brain damage from all the pcp

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Please don’t speak for everyone on this thread. If YOU are cool with George, fine. But don’t lie. Nobody I’ve seen has turned into a Maddox fan just because Dax is a pedophile lover. George did so much fucked up shit to so many people who didn’t deserve it, starting with the innocent Patreon employee he sued for not immediately deleting Dax’s account. He also lied through his teeth on more occasions than we can count, including trying to get people fired for making fun of him on the internet. He’s a piece of shit and has never expressed a lick of remorse for all the damage he did to multiple people.

George and Dax are a fucking match made in heaven as far as I’m concerned. They can both GDIAF, preferably while holding hands like the faggots they are.

Nope, I'm a Maddox Missile now.