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Chantal figured out how to make a roux and now she's going to show it in every cooking video. We were wrong Chantal, you clearly are the foodie domestic goddess you believe yourself to be...
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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She kept talking about who she was going to give the rest of the pasta too while putting her saliva filled spoon all over the dish.
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Whaddaya know? She made something she could roast in the oven. It is typical low-IQ Clotso to not know how cooling works. And it is typical of glutton Clotso to never serve food on an actual plate. Regardless of any other controversy swirling around her, I bet we can all agree that she deserves to be fat.
Her views have been declining lately and she knows it. And she may indeed have had to cut back on the fast food deliveries; her AdSense check is nowhere near where it was when she took the new apartment, due also to advertisers paying less during covid.
But even if she has to stay home, she will spare no effort to ensure that she consumes the densest amount of calories one can prepare in a kitchen. If a recipe calls for cream, use heavy cream and add in an extra cup of cheese! If there is a way to cram 10,000 calories into a single baking dish, her culinary explorations at home will get her there.
Imagine how she could instead be using this time to actually learn about cooking. Nothing too fancy, but some useful basics, like when to use the oven, when to use a broiler, and when to use a saucepan. Learn a little about what spices complement which foods. Learn new ways to prepare vegetables instead of roasting them until charred and burying them with salt. I bet one silver lining of Corona-chan is that a lot of people have become better cooks at home than they ever thought they would.
But no, Clotso has to stick with calorie-density is her main goal when cooking. Whatever she makes has to be creamy and decadent and leave her feeling stuffed, otherwise she reaches for the Pizza app. So naturally, her brainstorm is "how many ways can I make mac and cheese? That can be content!!" So next time, we'll get the same fatso mess, but it will contain chicken and be slathered an inch thick with barbecue sauce. It's all about maximizing calories; that is the game she is playing (like the true utter moron she is)
This will continue until her guts feel like they are bursting, and then it will be Psych Emerge time again. But she is on a real mission right now. This is the most out of control we have seen her really, ever since the last Psych Emerge drama.
Food of the decade? A Myriad of Macs n Cheeses? It's just the same old scam. It's all about the eating. But all haydurs already know that...
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American kids were gobbling up kraft macaroni & cheese. I’m sure the Canadian kids were gobbling up ‘Kraft Dinner’. That would have been more appropriate than freaking spaghetti-os.
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There's no way she can drive a car and stay in it long enough and for such extended periods that she'd be able to do any of these road trips she dreams of. Just look at the M600PL people trying to travel to Dr. Now. She'd be doing the driving because Peetz can't even if she does rope him into going.
mikey
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Chantal is really in denial about her health as evidence that she still thinks in the future that she’s somehow going to lose weight, and losing that weight will enable her to be happy and healthy. And while that is partially true it’s not completely true. Even if Chantal did manage to lose the weight she’s still going to struggle from health consequences. She’s abused her body too long. She’s in this weird mindset that she’s in her twenties and dropping the weight she’s gonna snap back into this young, vibrant, healthy full of life person. You know, like all the inspirational channels she watches. She just needs to buckle down to diet a couple of months and that’s all that’s really stopping her. Just a couple of months of dieting and she’ll be ready to go! Hence the daydreams of I’ll be able to travel and do all this cool stuff once I get skinny. She says this to herself as she sleeps with a CPAP, takes blood thinners, removing cysts from her body, hair is falling out, diabetic, clots in her lungs, needing mobility assistant devices to walk, and that’s just the things she let us know about. But in her mind If she loses about 100 pounds sometime in the distant future all this will vanish and she’ll snap back into her youth and everything will be healthy, happy, and magical again. She keeps this idea in her back pocket as a I’m only dealing with this failing health because I’m binging, but I have the power to reverse it at any time when I decide to lose the weight. And sadly, that’s not how it works. She’s fucked.
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Cuntal's going to power through it like a champ. Not even a third degree burn inside the mouth could deter this bitch from eating. Hell, she couldn't even wait for a minute for her pizza to cool down. In one of her cooking videos she started cussing out the onions because it wouldn't brown fast enough. Seriously.
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Ok he has to be a troll or this is a troll account
bad bacon
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I don't look like that when I pray!
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It was 11AM when she recorded that video. It's been around 14 hours since then, and i can bet money that she's devoured the remaining mac & cheese. That fleeting, saddened look that she had on her face as she took her 'last bite' said it all. How ravenous can someone really be?
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Rate me dumb for the P/L but I may or may not be able to confirm that it's a troll account working covertly
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I wouldn't say that if I were you. Even implying interaction with the cows is grounds for getting your fingers slapped.
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there's nothing covert about it
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It isn't me, I just happened to stumble upon people talking about doing it somewhere. You won't find me interacting with that beast.
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All good. I just saw you were new around here and wanted to potentially spare you some growing pains.
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Around the 23 minute mark she was smacking her lips waxing poetic about the possibility that ghosts are just an echo of a historic event and not necessarily a death because she was talking about a dead infant and then jump cut to her belching. It’s almost cheese graveyard levels of cringe
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Could’ve just ordered Dominos and claimed it got there in 30 minutes or it would have been free.
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I don't know why she didn't just put her face down in the trough like any other barnyard animal would do...maybe she didn't want to mar her impeccable makeup.
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The problem with blurting that out is that we know Chantal reads her thread. Ben Brizuela is
now toast. RIP troll.
7thchin
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I don't think anything in Chantal's life could or will ever be described as "healthy, happy, and magical".
At this point even if she lost 200 lbs she'd still be a miserable, obese slug. She's 300 lbs away from a healthy weight range and with her plethora of health issues, in my opinion, WLS is her only viable option for shedding some lard. Not that I have any faith in her to not fuck that up and kill herself on her inevitable "discharge mukbang".