🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Based on these emails Faith has Ralph's balls in a vice. It's not solely because of the threat of law enforcement though. I guarantee you when the camera is off she's calling him a loser. There's a moment in one of his storyfire museum videos where he attempts to start explaining to her what irl streams are and she immediately cuts him off with an aggressive sounding "I know what they are" and he replies like a beaten dog. You have to remember Ralph is a deeply insecure person. Someone like Faith who has spent the better part of her life manipulating lonely unfuckable men is probably having a field day with Ralph and his credit card, all while Dick tells him he's a chad for letting some bpd teenager take him for all he's worth.
 
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What will Ethan's will look like?
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Last will and testament of Ethan Ralph:

To my mother, I leave several prepaid Uber rides good for trips to the local hospital for dialysis. Bless driver Jamal, he has done more for you than I.
To Zidan, I leave the full rights to the Killstream. People only really liked it when you were on anyway.
To Jim, my one true love, I leave my Twitter account with blue checkmark. The one thing I ever truly valued.
To my faithful (lol) meth girl Faith, I leave half a bottle of Xannies and a coupon for a free steak at Olive Garden, good for six months.
To Flamenco I leave a pamphlet for an autism support group I found in a magazine. Get some help dude.
To my lawyer Nick I leave $48,000 to at least partially offset the costs of his services. I don't blame you for us losing buddy.
To my friend Dax, I leave the contents of my hard drive which will not be disclosed here along with a bottle of bleach and some magnets just in case.
To Bibble I leave some action figurines I had when I was a kid. They're kinda gay but you like nerd shit right? Whatever.
To my 'business partner' Andy I leave $2,000 to cover payments for certain recreational 'substances' acquired from him.
To my bastard son I leave a crate of Maker's Mark and the trailer I was found dead in. I hope you will live in honor of the father you never knew.
And to Gator, my dearest Gator, In death I hereby grant you freed status. Defend my legacy to your dying breath and you will be buried with me.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Did mr vickers commented on dax's girlfriend working at her high school? Or it's a alog's head-canon that 80s girl is ghislaine Maxwell of ibs.
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As much as I personally believe it the evidence is scant, mainly just being that its convenient timing for her to immediately b-line for dick's house even if Gunty had mainly been the one to set it up, Marie's known role as procurer of women for Dick, and Dick's known philosophy of lusting after underage girls being ok if you dont act and it being ok to talk to then date or have sex with the girl once she turns legal. Vickers didnt comment on it and the timeline he put out leaves a lot less time for Marie to have been in contact with Faith, 1 year of normal highschool and maybe some on site labs

edit id encourage anyone with a twitter to ask him about if faith knew a teacher named marie fairly well
 
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As much as I personally believe it the evidence is scant, mainly just being that its convenient timing for her to immediately b-line for dick's house even if Gunty had mainly been the one to set it up, Marie's known role as procurer of women for Dick, and Dick's known philosophy of lusting after underage girls being ok if you dont act and it being ok to talk to then date or have sex with the girl once she turns legal. Vickers didnt comment on it and the timeline he put out leaves a lot less time for Marie to have been in contact with Faith, 1 year of normal highschool and maybe some on site labs
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I think it's more likely that Ralph had been talking to her for some time and extended an invitation. Tempting young girls into meeting up somewhere is the end goal of the grooming process after all.
 
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KebabShopSauce said:
I think it's more likely that Ralph had been talking to her for some time and extended an invitation. Tempting young girls into meeting up somewhere is the end goal of the grooming process after all.
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its more likely but dicks turn to defending pedophilia as "protecting people from thought crimes", his own statements that would show he would justify this kind of situation if it came up, Marie being cowed to Dick's demands to the point shes fine with his beliefs and gets him women, Marie having been in the perfect time and place to groom her, Dick's general selfishness and womanizing and it leaves me uneasy and with a feeling that its what happened. I think what happened is Ethan or Dick tipped the other off and they both contacted and had sex with her.

factually its unlikely but i dont think it can be written off completely yet
 
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its more likely but dicks turn to defending pedophilia as "protecting people from thought crimes", his own statements that would show he would justify this kind of situation if it came up, Marie being cowed to Dick's demands to the point shes fine with his beliefs and gets him women, Marie having been in the perfect time and place to groom her, Dick's general selfishness and womanizing and it leaves me uneasy and with a feeling that its what happened. I think what happened is Ethan or Dick tipped the other off and they both contacted and had sex with her.

factually its unlikely but i dont think it can be written off completely yet
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Well let's not forget Marie is Christian and he made her decorate a "christmas tree" with black post-modernist ornaments with slogans like "gods dead". So there's that.
 
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Finally read the emails between Vickers and Ethan "Rad Roberts" (LMFAO) Ralph.

What stands out to me is how much a pussy and coward Ralph is. All that bluster and chest thumping in the first mail deflated into a blob of dead, shriveled gunt by the end after he got a little push back.

The fact that every single thing that is happening to Ralph right now is 100% his own stupid doing will never cease to be hilarious.
 
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Not Even Twice said:
Finally read the emails between Vickers and Ethan "Rad Roberts" (LMFAO) Ralph.

What stands out to me is how much a pussy and coward Ralph is. All that bluster and chest thumping in the first mail deflated into a blob of dead, shriveled gunt by the end after he got a little push back.

The fact that every single thing that is happening to Ralph right now is 100% his own stupid doing will never cease to be hilarious.
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He's acting exactly like someone of Faiths age would act after being spun some web of lies about abuse.

@theralph - sorry, Rad - clearly hasn't matured much past the age of 19. This is fucking embarrassing. You had absolutely no right to interfere with a mentally ill 18 year old and her family like this - I hope she rinses you dry.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
He's acting exactly like someone of Faiths age would act after being spun some web of lies about abuse.

@theralph - sorry, Rad - clearly hasn't matured much past the age of 19. This is fucking embarrassing. You had absolutely no right to interfere with a mentally ill 18 year old and her family like this - I hope she rinses you dry.
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honestly rad fag doesn't care, he will try to spin this to his idiot listeners that she was just a crazy bitch and they'll believe it and help fun the gold coffin for his gunt and the pauper coffin for himself
 
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