US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
the gaff master!
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My only thoughts out of the primary this year are

  1. Trump sure is lucky the idiots took each other out. Even wrote him some great campaign ads.
  2. They fucked Bernie over again, lol
  3. Tulsi will be a great Republican in 10 years.

1. right on! democrats are RETARDED. 2020 is PROOF how deranged and self destructive they are to themselves and the rest of the world... the MASKS are off, or better yet, WEAR YOUR MASK, SLAVE! yes the left are toast. clearly they are all mentally disturbed.
2. bernie fucked over his supporters and he never intended to do anything but sell out like he always does. don't be duped into thinking he had any other intention. he's another marxist place-holder. i saw through his schtick right from the start.
3. TULSI would be a great REPUBLICAN but she needs to wash that left over filth of her party off for good. she needs to embrace god and get right with her maker... remove any idea of 'rino' germs she may have too. she could be formidable if she can be a 'real' conservative and that means... god back into the pledge, the schools, back into our society/culture and war mongering out the window a well as 'diversity'... yes we all know diversity is code for anti-white so... will she handle that? hmmm...
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Song is here "Kavinsky: Nightcall"

How very close to the Kivanc poster going on in the background.

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Based Dilbert Merchant continuing to poke people in the ribs. I wonder if he lives through 2021 if he "costs" Biden the election. They already lost their shit on him in 2017-current for pointing out Trump would win.

I don't get the "oh shit" moment he's talking about, though -- has the press started to freak out on Biden and the Fine People Hoax?

For those of us with Al Bundy type memory wondering what this "Fine People" quote is referencing

 
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Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.

We found the Biden signs.

Dan Rather was asking about yard signs and the BidenBros came out.
It turns out the reason there are no Biden signs is because Trump voters will destroy them.
You can salt mine here: https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1296976131048878082
Here are some highlights:
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Since when has Dan Rather been relevant?
He was discredited over 15 years ago.
Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of, Dan!
 
Since when has Dan Rather been relevant?
He was discredited over 15 years ago.
Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of, Dan!

poor dan says you can't salt mine in his twitter echo chamber... no one wants to, biden is an irrelevant place-holder for the whore of babylon our dear on her knees... kamala harris. the medusa is pure globalist tool. beware of that. dan is misguided. poor dan.
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They really are expecting their supporters to have gold fish memories, huh?

I'm not gonna pretend all trump supporters are perfect angels but i remember seeing lots of Trump signs being vandalized in 2016 and that didn't stop the Trumpers.
Not to mention that Trump supporters are the ones constantly being called "nazis" and "White supremacists". Nobody cares if someone supports Biden, because almost everyone is apathetic towards him. He's so uninspiring and dull. Nobody is having yard signs for him, because there's nothing to get excited about his potential presidency except for some people holding their nose in voting for him to get Trump out of office.
 
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Want to know how out of touch the mainstream media is?

They STILL talk about Reddit like it's Kiwi Farms. About how all the alt-right hate groups plot their evil ways in subreddits and Reddit does NOTHING to stop them.
They do the same with Youtube. It doesn't matter how much Youtube cucks to the mainstream or pushes leftist or progressive causes, Youtube is a dangerous website because watching Pewdiepie will turn your kids alt-right.
 
If only the media could be as honest about Sleepy Joke as they were for his catastrophically failed 80s run...

This whole thing *really* needs to be a campaign commercial. The first part is stuff you've probably seen already, but towards the end it's so funny how those reporters just tear into him.


Just in-case it gets memory holed:
 
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... Why did you need nurses to fly in for an event where Joe had to speak for 24 minutes?

Oh god, he's worse than we realize.

In the debate, Biden will be given the questions beforehand.

Then what Trump needs to do is disrupt that, by tossing Biden curve balls that he's not been coached on. The moderator will absolutely struggle to force Trump not to.
 
It turns out the reason there are no Biden signs is because Trump voters will destroy them.

They love to project their own tactics onto their opponents. Here's a story from a few days ago.

Parcel carrier arrested for stealing Trump-Pence sign in Metter
https://www.wsav.com/crime-safety/parcel-carrier-arrested-for-stealing-trump-pence-sign-in-metter/ (http://archive.vn/HX3F5)

METTER, Ga. (WSAV) – A parcel carrier has been arrested for allegedly stealing a Trump-Pence 2020 campaign sign from private property in Metter.

The Candler County Sheriff’s Office received a theft complaint on Tuesday from a citizen.

The sheriff’s office investigation resulted in the arrest of Fred Bumba, of Jacksonville, Florida, who works as a parcel carrier with Amazon.

Bumba was arrested on Thursday and charged with theft by taking and criminal trespass.

The Candler County Sheriff’s Office says they receive complaints of stolen signs each campaign season and reminds residents that it is against the law.
 
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... Why did you need nurses to fly in for an event where Joe had to speak for 24 minutes?
HE HAS A STUTTER!

Its funny how defensive Joe's...I'm going to go with 'followers' because 'supporters' sounds too enthusiastic, are when it comes to his health. Which is ironic because I would bet money that his failing health will be brought up no matter the outcome in November.

"FUCKING DNC SCREWED US AGAIN, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING RUNNING A SENILE OLD WHITE MALE AGAINST TRUMP, THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED WITH BERNIE!"

"Well we're all very happy that Biden won but he's clearly neurologically compromised so Congress needs to invoke the 25th so Kamala can step into her rightful place."
 
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... Why did you need nurses to fly in for an event where Joe had to speak for 24 minutes?

It gets better. Biden’s speech was apparently pure retread plagiarism. Most of the speech was simply word for word reusing one he gave years ago, except for 5he bits he plagiarized from a WW1 era Canadian Communist.


Just like I suspected, they told the journalists to leave and watch the fireworks instead of having question time.


In the debate, Biden will be given the questions beforehand.

It’s not like he will remember them by the time he gets on stage.
 
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Based Dilbert Merchant, reminding everyone that he's a trained expert in media manipulation and persuasion, showing everyone why restricting your use of curse words makes using them a great way to get attention.

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The GOP pounces on Biden's fuckup

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And the media begins to panic as they realize how badly Biden fucked up.
 
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Based Dilbert Merchant, reminding everyone that he's a trained expert in media manipulation and persuasion, showing everyone why restricting your use of curse words makes using them a great way to get attention.

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The GOP pounces on Biden's fuckup

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And the media begins to panic as they realize how badly Biden fucked up.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.

We found the Biden signs.

Dan Rather was asking about yard signs and the BidenBros came out.
It turns out the reason there are no Biden signs is because Trump voters will destroy them.
You can salt mine here: https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1296976131048878082
Here are some highlights:
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But I see plenty of Bernie signs and bumper stickers, Hillary ones from 2016 and even Obama ones from 2008-2012 where Biden actually does appear? How come the Drumpftards haven't destroyed those? Are they just laser focusing on the Biden 2020 signs and that's why I've yet to see a single one? And it's not like they don't exist here since I've seen plenty of Trump flags (usually flying from giant pickups).
 
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