🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Cat Phuckers]

The whole website screams early 2000s and I love it. Just needs a visitor counter and some more clip art to complete the aesthetic.

The only thing it's missing is a Beenz donation button and free ringtones.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Something just occurred to me. Was the week where Ralph bragged about making a thousand dollars a week where he'd be collecting his monthly patreon earnings in addition to what he made on the Killstream?

I think that 1000 week was actually a good one for him too, so just putting that in perspective.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

As someone who loves both cooking and a good craft burger, my heart hurts to see Faith's abominations. Please make it stop.

How do you survive a middle class suburban upbringing claiming that you were constantly cooking and cleaning and not be able to do basic food prep? And how has she not insisted on at least a casual set of Corelle stoneware from walmart by now? It's $30 Ethan and you get all kinds of plates, bowls and even cups. Quit living like an animal it's not hard.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

How do you survive a middle class suburban upbringing claiming that you were constantly cooking and cleaning and not be able to do basic food prep? And how has she not insisted on at least a casual set of Corelle stoneware from walmart by now? It's $30 Ethan and you get all kinds of plates, bows and even cups. Quit living like an animal it's not hard.

Fuck Walmart, Fai Fai is Ralph's QUEEN! Take that bitch to Bed Bath & Beyond and don't forget the 20% off coupon.

 

[ddlloo]

Ralph responded in the final email with his main email account, where he answers a question asked in the previous email from Mr Vickers, which was sent to the Rad Roberts email.

It's him.
Check the last few exchanges.

https://archive.vn/yJavT

Thats not what we're talking about
We're talking about the comment posted to Vicker's shiny new website, quoted below.

We have gunt blood in the water boys.

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[Grim_Autismo]

Fuck Walmart, Fai Fai is Ralph's QUEEN! Take that bitch to Bed Bath & Beyond and don't forget the 20% off coupon.

I feel so bad for his mom because she's not a tourist like all these other people and she doesn't get to just go somewhere else (unless it's hospice so she can die) but otoh... who taught him to live like an animal? I try to hold out hope that she's just a vulnerable unwitting participant in this situation but there are no heroes in this story so I don't know.

Also $600 plates. These are plates you get after the kids have gone to graduate school and will only come over for Christmas and Thanksgiving. GO FOR IT FAI FAI.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Also $600 plates. These are plates you get after the kids have gone to graduate school and will only come over for Christmas and Thanksgiving. GO FOR IT FAI FAI.

Yeah, but imagine the feeling of having your child bride bring you a freshly made chicken sandwich, straight from the can, laid before you on a plate like that. It would be an upgrade.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Yeah, but imagine the feeling of having your child bride bring you a freshly made chicken sandwich, straight from the can, laid before you on a plate like that. It would be an upgrade.

$1 worth of food on $100 china is nothing new

Spoiler: Plate

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Yeah, but imagine the feeling of having your child bride bring you a freshly made chicken sandwich, straight from the can, laid before you on a plate like that. It would be an upgrade.

The plate would sense the violation and reject it before dinner could happen.

 

[Crystal Golem]

How do you survive a middle class suburban upbringing claiming that you were constantly cooking and cleaning and not be able to do basic food prep?

It's very obvious that faith has no real skills or ideas of her own. She probably considers cake mix cookies a hard recipe. If Faith claimed to cook and clean it's probably like the abuse allegations bullshit born out of her own guilt of being such a burden to her own family. The people who never clean will always let you know about that one time they picked your coat up.

 

[BigNigRig]

The chink running Dlive has been exposed countless times for fraud and shitcoin scamming in his pump and dump schemes but people seemingly forget this when he's pumping their dead streams with lemons lmao

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Yeah, but imagine the feeling of having your child bride bring you a freshly made chicken sandwich, straight from the can, laid before you on a plate like that. It would be an upgrade.

To give the Ralph household a nice set of plates would be to cast pearls before swine, they would soon be encrusted with melted cheese and mayonnaise stains from not being cared for properly.

Besides, you can pour powdered sugar on a piece of shit, that's not going to make it a jelly donut. you could plate that chicken sandwich up on a Royal Doulton gold leaf plate made in 1920 and it would still not raise the meal out of white trash class, especially when just out of camera shot there are 5 more slowly being glued together from all the food shit on them solidifying.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Gator I know you read this thread.
Coach just laid out a challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJZx1v6dYg

He did 30 pushups while inexplicably holding his breath at some points. You gonna match him? You can wear your faggotty wrestling mask to avoid doxing. DO A PUSHUP SHANNON.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Yeah, but imagine the feeling of having your child bride bring you a freshly made chicken sandwich, straight from the can, laid before you on a plate like that. It would be an upgrade.

This post is like the definition of barbarism. On the upside, I bet doing this would impress Daddy Dax.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Gator I know you read this thread.
Coach just laid out a challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJZx1v6dYg

He did 30 pushups while inexplicably holding his breath at some points. You gonna match him? You can wear your faggotty wrestling mask to avoid doxing. DO A PUSHUP SHANNON.
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Gator can't do A pushup. Even with his arms fully extended, his belly still touches the floor. Coach wins this one easily.

 

[Crystal Golem]

DO A PUSHUP SHANNON.

The only pushup Shanny is getting near is Ralph's bra when he finally troons out.

 

[not william stenchever]

This is going to be a dramatic reading, of a soliloqoy from the classic shakesperean tragedy, MacBeth.
*I better star shaking this tube of smarties before i begin*
-Matthew! Matthew!
I did not beat her its not true! And as a matter of fact no its not true, no its not true. Fuck yourself you piece of shit faggot motherfucker no its not true piece of shit, and if i had to guess it was probably YOU that fucking beat her motherfucking lying cocksucking faggot motherfucker. You wanna holler over me ? I can just scream over you too you piece of shit motherfucker. Keep fucking running your mouth ill keep hollering you motherfucking piece of shit, eat a fucking cock, go kill yourself you little piece of motherfucking shit, I FUCKING GODDAMN, AAAAAAAAAAA, WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKING DAY, AWWAAWAAAAAAOOAUGHIO WAA WAA WAAA WAAAAA. Fuck you motherfucker, i aint leaving bitch you leave, why the fuck i gotta leave for ?
-I can still be out of jail with the rest of my family.
- Wow with your 20 fucking people oh my god.
-I have more money than you right now.
-OK
And thus concludes, a dramatic reading

I read that entire transcript in Godwinson's voice with a theatrical delivery. It was pretty enjoyable.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I read that entire transcript in Godwinson's voice with a theatrical delivery. It was pretty enjoyable.

Lol I know what you mean. I find myself reading a lot of these sorts of things in Godwinson's voice, it's becoming borderline schizo for me.

 

[Psicopax]

I originally gave up on this Rolf gif because of how hard it was to track. Black background, black tshirt and black mic stand.
It took a long long looooong time but i couldn't just give up. So here it is. Its not the best but its the best i could do.
My gif looping is shit tho, but look. He dance.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

It's very obvious that faith has no real skills or ideas of her own. She probably considers cake mix cookies a hard recipe. If Faith claimed to cook and clean it's probably like the abuse allegations bullshit born out of her own guilt of being such a burden to her own family. The people who never clean will always let you know about that one time they picked your coat up.

"I made tater tot casserole for my brothers one time reeeeeeeeeeee i was abused!"

I originally gave up on this Rolf gif because of how hard it was to track. Black background, black tshirt and black mic stand.
It took a long long looooong time but i couldn't just give up. So here it is. Its not the best but its the best i could do.
My gif looping is shit tho, but look. He dance.

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It looks great, don't be so hard on yourself!